Mariah Carey launched her new perfume “M by Mariah Carey” at Macy’s in New York yesterday. She also stood next to a vase and showcased her healthy bosom. I’m sold. Order me 100 bottles. I don’t care if it smells like the sensual Living Tahitian Tiare flower. She had me at boobs. Will you accept a check?
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Nicole | October 24, 2007 at 12:32 pm
HA HA HA…… Her face is like those smooshed kitty faces! I want to pet her head!
Nicole | October 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm
HA HA HA Nobody can claim FIRST!!!!!!!! I fucking LOVE it!
Gene | October 24, 2007 at 12:34 pm
What’s with all the makeup on her tits / chest. Are we putting putting makeup on our whole bodies now?
Gene | October 24, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Fourth
Superevil | October 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm
….And still useless.
Dick Richards | October 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I’d be willing to bet money that Mariah’s nipples are really fucking hairy.
Gene | October 24, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Hairy Skoal cans…
Mactank | October 24, 2007 at 12:38 pm
she looks good..
http://www.paraguaydelivery.com
Dick in Bitch | October 24, 2007 at 12:38 pm
she’s starting to look like my middle aged aunt
Texas Tranny | October 24, 2007 at 12:42 pm
The bitch knows how to dress.
The news vault has some pics of her in a purple number, Yummy.
veggi | October 24, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Looks like she might be wearing Tom Cruise’s girdle underneath.
freakwad | October 24, 2007 at 12:44 pm
cool…….
jrzmommy | October 24, 2007 at 12:46 pm
DAMN!
Bigheadmike | October 24, 2007 at 12:47 pm
She seems so worthless to me. A Diva with no real reason. Although Boobs……….
havoc | October 24, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Too bad she’s not “talently”……
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schack | October 24, 2007 at 12:52 pm
i bet she smells like candida albicans
craigj | October 24, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Is it just me or does she have a nasty bruise on the top of her right boob, and what looks like a hickey at the top of her breast bone. Her breasts are giving me a bone. Nice legs too. Too bad she’s crazier than a rabid squirrel. Wonder when she’ll stop dressing like a skank though. My guess is 70.
Meg | October 24, 2007 at 12:53 pm
The best part of this post is you were honestly mesmerized by her breasts…given an ounce of thought, she’s launching her perfume…she’s not standing next to a “vase”…that’s an XL bottle of the new scent!
Love it!
schack | October 24, 2007 at 12:54 pm
she is talenty- her voice rivals professional opera singers’ and her ornamentations are very tastefully and judiciously executed, unlike shistina.
anyway- she made a lot of money because she put out popular albums back when people were still buying CD’s. lucky girl. lap of fucking luxury.
Nikk | October 24, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I’m wondering what’s going to give way first: her girdle, that dress or her shoes? She must really think she’s smaller than she is…
schack | October 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm
she doesn’t look like she’d be as good in bed as my brother, but she’d do in a pinch.
Chick Crack | October 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm
“M” is short for “Mmm…. boobies”
schack | October 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm
could that be needle-dicked nate speaking?
Duchess of Dork | October 24, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I love how bitter people are when faced with a beautiful woman.
LOL HAIRY TITS
Jealous much? Geez people.
scorecard? | October 24, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Jimbo’s real name is Nate?
needle-dicked nate | October 24, 2007 at 1:00 pm
the other day i had a gluestick in my pocket, and when my gruesome-tittied girlfriend sat on my lap with her big ol’ dumptruck ass, she hummed, “mmm, nate, i can tell you’re happy to see me.”
moobs | October 24, 2007 at 1:02 pm
She has the typical Hollywood “i’m still a 17 year old girl in my mind” syndrome.
needle dicked nate | October 24, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Schack, it would have been bigger if your fucking festering vagina haden’t made half of it fall off.
Thanks you skanky whore. Hope those open wounds heal soon.
needle-dicked nate | October 24, 2007 at 1:04 pm
awww, the old pencil-sharpener excuse
the more you sharpen, the less pencil remains?
JP | October 24, 2007 at 1:06 pm
As a red-blooded male, I can honestly say that whether she is crazy, conceited, obnoxious, or not; I would happily spend weeks, months, years pounding that A$$.
schack | October 24, 2007 at 1:07 pm
well, I can’t help it that I have pus comin out my puss. I caught it from my brother when I was 12.
Leave me alone!!!!!
MariahLooksSmart | October 24, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Say what you want. Mariah is looking very intelligent. I want to award her the Nobel Piece Prize. As I hand it to her I’ll trip and my face will fall right into her mounds of Intelligence. Saved from falling by her bra. How smart is that?
curiouser | October 24, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Hasn’t she been wearing the same dress (albeit different variations of) since, like, 1992? Jesus Christ, lady, give it up.
nipolian | October 24, 2007 at 1:14 pm
This twot is crazier than a shit-house rat. Great set of fun bags though.
FagHag | October 24, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Me like the small needle dick boys. They are so cute!
Texas Tranny | October 24, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Hey Schack,
How’s it going?
needle-dicked nate | October 24, 2007 at 1:20 pm
if anyone who has become acquainted with the aesthetic is in some sense unhappy, but anyone who hasn’t is a dumb brute, then someone with gruesome titties who denies or ignores that they are in fact obscene is just a moron.
it’s like walking around with a cleft palate, claiming that all god’s children are beautiful on the basis of some brain-dead scheme of openminded equality
needle-dicked nate | October 24, 2007 at 1:21 pm
some things are outright deformities, which place one entirely beyond the scope of the aesthetic, where the dumb brutes and fungi live
schack | October 24, 2007 at 1:23 pm
that “pus” is the purulent substance called female lubricant, which, nate, i’m sure you’re so unfamiliar with that i’ll excuse your flagrant ignorance
moobs | October 24, 2007 at 1:23 pm
JP – October 24, 2007 1:06 PM
As a red-blooded male….
—–
First sign of insecurity is opening up any overly macho statement with this little fragment of an imagination.
Time sucks | October 24, 2007 at 1:25 pm
what happened to her she used to be sexy
JP | October 24, 2007 at 1:32 pm
dude. If you think pus is a normal thing in a vagina, you are seriously fucked up. seriously!
greg | October 24, 2007 at 1:33 pm
39- wrong! that’s fucking disgusting. Pus is NOT the same as vaginal lubricant. You’re fucking sick.
the highest compliment, maybe? | October 24, 2007 at 1:33 pm
The real “schack” is untrollable.
schack | October 24, 2007 at 1:37 pm
what i was saying, greg and jp, is that nate is so unfamiliar with the wet female, that he mistook the viscous substance which betokens arousal for pus, another (admittedly) quite different viscous substance.
44. that really is the highest compliment. i thank you, and i am honored.
greg | October 24, 2007 at 1:40 pm
45- uh, that’s not what you said. shut your fucking pie hole. nobody wants to hear it. fucking skeezey twat. jesus, now I can’t eat my fucking lunch thinking about how you think pus in your fucking vagina is normal. *shutters*
greg | October 24, 2007 at 1:42 pm
um i’m confused…. therefore….um…. shut your fucking pie hole…
*brain sluices out of ear with a gurgle*
schalack | October 24, 2007 at 1:43 pm
i believe you meant *shudders* you illiterate fuck
D | October 24, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Would you all please quit arguing, i’m trying to masturbate.
pie hole | October 24, 2007 at 1:48 pm
why is everyone being so mean to me?