Mariah Carey unveiled the new “Jury Duty Postage Stamp” yesterday. The state of New York felt she’d make a great host for the event. Wow. Did they call her mother a whore in the process because why stop at just asking her to unveil stamps? What’s even sadder is she actually accepted the invitation. I guess I can expect to see her cut the ribbon at the new KFC down the block – that is if she fixes herself up a bit. We’re talking fried chicken, people, that’s the big leagues.
Photos: Splash
lol | September 13, 2007 at 12:11 pm
first1
emi | September 13, 2007 at 12:11 pm
bernadette peters is in one of those pictures…
lol | September 13, 2007 at 12:11 pm
yesss i finally did it om gosh itz so orgasmic ot br first1!!
jenny | September 13, 2007 at 12:13 pm
fourth ^_^
Jimbo | September 13, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Nice Rack,
TT do you approve of this outfit?
whatsername | September 13, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Ha!
PunkA | September 13, 2007 at 12:16 pm
She is one big nasty Amazon woman. And she used to be HOT. Before she ate her last husband.
Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 12:18 pm
@2
Bernadette Peters has the most sexy mouth I’ve ever seen, I would love to see her sucking a big cock with her beautiful lips.
Lindsay | September 13, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I pledge allegiance to myself, to always look like a hooker… (picture 9)
Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Jimbo,
You can never go wrong with pink and black.
I like the outfit and the view it provides.
RUSerious?!?!?! | September 13, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Oh no Mariah! Next month we’re gonna hear she’s staring the “The Rural Juror.” Ha ha!! anyone?? no??? : /
sportsdvl | September 13, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Nothing says “class” like Mariah Carey. From talented darling with a great voice to total whore in like 6 months. Amazing.
veggi | September 13, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I love Bernadette Peters!!!!! Who told me she died? Gawd I’m an idiot….
sportsdvl | September 13, 2007 at 12:22 pm
a $0.41 cent stamp for a $0.41 cent whore – coincidence?
ps – Hey “lol”, being first and actually proud of it hasn’t been cool since before Mariah was a hooker.
Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 12:22 pm
LOL
In the last 2 pics, what the hell is that on the floor? Is someone trying to take an up-skirt photo, to see if she’s wearing pretty panties?
Darth Hater | September 13, 2007 at 12:25 pm
MC was never as hot as she thought she was.
Robert | September 13, 2007 at 12:25 pm
she’s cute with her hair that way.
my comment | September 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Leave it to Moonface Carey to dress like a hooker at a postage stamp event.
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Someone ought to get the ‘no jeans on 80-yr olds’ memo to Cindy Adams.
Mike | September 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm
In picture #8 notice the wrinkles on her left inner thigh. Oh well, I would still dig my face in between those thighs.
Oh by the way, Veggi, how’s it going?
Jimbo, what’s up?
Rodrigo Vanderlei | September 13, 2007 at 12:27 pm
yeah but its FRIED CHICKEN… which she loves.
P911GT10C | September 13, 2007 at 12:29 pm
In other news: Courtney Love chaired the first meeting of the NRA today.
oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
vItaly | September 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Nice thighs… make me hungry. Ham. Now.
E | September 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Why would they have a celebrity come for a jury duty stamp?
Jimbo | September 13, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Hey Mikie! where have you been?
justplainconfused | September 13, 2007 at 12:35 pm
There’s just something about pic 5 that makes her look super intelligent. I get the feeling that she could fix global warming or even understand the plot of the last Matrix movie. Of course, the feeling isn’t exactly in my brain, but I’m going to go with it.
Barry LeFarge | September 13, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I’d do her……for free stamps.
justplainconfused | September 13, 2007 at 12:41 pm
By the way, does it look like she just passed gas in pic 7? She has the angle, and the woman next to her is covering her nose.
FRIST!!! | September 13, 2007 at 12:42 pm
You guys suck! How come you never tell me when there is a new post?!? Here I was, all alone talking to myself on the last post.
Consideration, people, that’s all I’m asking for…
FRIST!!! | September 13, 2007 at 12:43 pm
JURY FUCKING DUTY STAMPS?!?!?
WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT!!!
Jimbo | September 13, 2007 at 12:47 pm
FRIST I am going to call you as soon as there is a new post!!!!
FRIST!!! | September 13, 2007 at 12:48 pm
No, just tell me on here
Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Hey FRIST……………
This is a new post.
FRIST!!! | September 13, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Did someone say Rural Juror? That was funny
FRIST!!! | September 13, 2007 at 12:50 pm
TT, haha very funny…
Jimbo | September 13, 2007 at 12:50 pm
OK FRIST there is a new post!!!!
Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I love you last comment on the last post………….
More pink skull and crossbones………
lambman | September 13, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Um, thats just weird, all around. Isn’t this the woman who can’t even hold her own can of soda while drinking out of a straw? how’d they get her to unviel something?
flavio | September 13, 2007 at 12:53 pm
i know i’m crazy to say so and all but god i think she’s hot. her body is just what i like, full figured, curvy, with a bit of stuff to grab on to…
FRIST!!! | September 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm
#36 TT I called her but she just mumbled something about vodka and cheetos and hung up.
Dushie Pink | September 13, 2007 at 12:55 pm
At least she wore a vest. She usually just throws on a top, calls it a dress and be done with it.
Duchess of Dork | September 13, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Mariah and her giant boobs are always a nice thing to see, but the ponytail doesn’t work for her.
Jeff | September 13, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Mariah’s an entertainer/ host/ eye-candy. Who gives a fuck what she does with her work? She’s been around for decades and will be around for many more. There are many pop stars who will never be able to hold a candle to her.
Shouldn’t you be posting more boring photos of Hayden Panettiere walking around and smiling? That seems to be the big scoop of this site now…
Mista Fista | September 13, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Lamest. Stamp. Ever.
I’m holding out for the Rusty Trombone commemorative stamp.
Pimp | September 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm
I’ll bet she would be a juicy fuck !
Mike | September 13, 2007 at 1:05 pm
She’s hot. These pictures give me a funny feeling in my groin.
hegadeth | September 13, 2007 at 1:07 pm
@18 Moonface! Perfect! Looks like those mams are turning into some low riding softies. I’d like to bang the girl behind her on the right in pic3. Mmmmm, Librarian type.
veggi | September 13, 2007 at 1:13 pm
That fucking outfit hurts my eyes.
Dan Rather | September 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm
This just in: With the successful launch of the Jury Duty stamp, the US Postal Service announced the next stamps in the collection. In November, they plan to release both the Stuck in Traffic stamp and the Colonoscopy stamp. The post office stated that they planned to have KFed on hand for the colonoscopy unveiling if he can find sufficient funds in his business accounts to cover travel expenses.
More after this break…
too stupid to go to medical school | September 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm
The United States federal government should concern itself with a cessation of murdering indigent people in foreign lands using our aircraft carriers abroad, and a cessation of lying about both classified and unclassified documents, and with a cessation of violating people’s Constitutional and civil rights domestically and spying on them without warrants, before implying that “We, the [presumed unwashed, irresponsible] People” need to be prompted towards responsible behavior.
The stamp is reprehensible in every regard, implicative, and otherwise. The “Fed” is quickly becoming a tiresome Roman empire. Thank goodness we have Ritalin, Adderal, Prozac, and Depakote to offset the lead in our pipes.
!All hail Emperor Docility!, MMVII ad nauseum
Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 1:23 pm
@49
Take your fucking political agenda somewhere fucking else.
Your lame-ass screen name says it all, fucking ass-wipe.