Mariah Carey has a baby in there

Considering she’s looked it for I can’t remember how long, it only makes sense that Mariah Carey would eventually get pregnant. That being said, in no way am I suggesting she finally let Nick Cannon have sex with her. Ha! Who even thinks like that? RadarOnline reports:

When contacted, Mariah’s longtime rep Cindi Berger gave a rather cryptic comment.
“I’m not at liberty to discuss Mariah’s personal life at this time,” the publicist told, a statement that did not outwardly deny the pregnancy.
Said our insider: “Mariah and Nick want to keep the pregnancy quiet as long as they can.”
Which could explain why Mariah never got out of her Rolls Royce convertible during a road trip with Nick along the Malibu coastline on Saturday.
She was hiding a baby bump!

Or ribs in the glove box!

But seriously, it’s a scientific fact Mariah Carey is batshit crazy, so I can’t even imagine what the hormonal onslaught of cheating menopause with a pregnancy will do to her. If she doesn’t start walking around in a bear costume, it’ll be a goddamn miracle.

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