Mariah Carey Hates Your Eyes

November 5th, 2009 // 81 Comments

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume Mariah Carey was the creative director for this video because there’s absolutely no way somebody else made a business decision where the end result is her doughy torso in a bathing suit. To put things in perspective, Nick Cannon probably looked at these then punched his penis in a corner until he lost consciousness or was told to put on his tux and serve Mariah’s lunch. (I still haven’t figured out how their marriage works.)

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  1. Ed

    Okay people. Maybe no one can get this through their heads.

    It seems like everyone would prefer having a Eating Disorder, Bag o’Bones, Cocaine driven, (Possible STD Carrier) Girl.

    See…That’s not my type. I look at these pictures of Mariah Carey and I still find her Attractive. Everyone should get their head out of their asses for once and smell the flowers…or Mariah’s breasts.

  2. zx10r_ac

    I don’t know what you guys are thinking, but Mariah has been, and apparently will be, ridiculously hot. I like the pics and it shows she’s better looking than 99.999999% of anyone else out there.

  3. nADA

    Well, isn’t this the M.C. who went on Oprah and went on and on about eating healthy and working out to lose weight. She put it out there and then she shows up in this horrible outfit?

    I guess that’s what you get when you surround yourself with YES people lolol

    I have no problem with her size; just for the love of my eyes wear some flattering clothes FOR GOD’S SAKE.

    COVER UP ALREADY, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS TO YOU!!

    What are you planning to wear in twenty years anyway?

    .

  4. me

    She still has a georgous, youthful face. And the #1 selling album of all time….or was it the all-time winner of multiple grammys…? Well something like that. If you don’t believe me, look it up on Wikipedia. She is basically the most successful musician EVER, statistics-wise. Even more than Micheal Jackson.

    She deserves a break, people. She is overweight, but FAR from “morbidly obese.” My God.

  5. Smarm

    ” 129. nADA – November 6, 2009 2:19 PM

    Well, isn’t this the M.C. who went on Oprah and went on and on about eating healthy and working out to lose weight. She put it out there and then she shows up in this horrible outfit?

    I guess that’s what you get when you surround yourself with YES people lolol

    I have no problem with her size; just for the love of my eyes wear some flattering clothes FOR GOD’S SAKE.

    COVER UP ALREADY, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS TO YOU!!

    What are you planning to wear in twenty years anyway?”

    Shut the fuck up. Seriously. lolol?? Really? And I hate to be the one to break this to your dumb ass, but no matter how many times ‘you say this to her’, a)she cant her your telepathic messages and b) she wouldnt give a fuck if she could. Cunt.

  6. jzz

    The animal protection people should push that beached whale back to the sea.

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  8. Bree

    Mariah is a little on the heavy side now. Saw her on Ellen and she looked heavy.
    But she still looks good though I think. :)

  9. Please

    @ 128. zx10r_ac – November 6, 2009 1:57 PM
    “I like the pics and it shows she’s better looking than 99.999999% of anyone else out there…”

    Please. So your claiming that only .1% of the population is hotter than this chick? Get real.

  10. She's fat

    She’s a celebrity who is only in her early 40s (not 60s) and in my opinion gets paid MILLIONS to keep her weight under control and look presentable. You can still be 40-something and be in shape. Lets face it people—she’s fat. Telling her the truth is not insulting her, insulting her would be covering her with pseudo-truths, i.e. “You still look GOOD girl!” Do the woman a favor, shes fat.

  11. That chic obviously don’t care what we think but she really is chunky.

  12. zach

    it burns!!!

  13. See Alice

    Mariah really needs to look into Gastric Bypass surgery .

  14. Hope she doesn’t see this thread. She’s liable to go to Lil Kim’s plastic surgeon

  15. Louise

    At her age, you would of thought she would dress for her body shape she has nice legs no waist, all her clothes should be fitted at the waist to avoid the bad tranny look, God knows she can afford to get her clothes custom made.
    Shes not fat, but shes not toned up either, you people have been warped by the photoshopping if you think this is fat, rolls is fat, jelly belly is fat, fat knees is fat!.

  16. Mick Crisler

    alright let’s lighten up a bit on the lady! Yes she is now a plus size. And yes this reminds me and probably all of you of the road that Kirstie Alley has taken to get to where she currently resides. But would I hit that? Like it was the home run derby my friends, the home run derby!

  17. See Alice

    The Lap Band would be another option .

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  19. Does nobody notice her feet. She has a problem with standing barefoot because of a lifetime of wearing heels. In each of the pics she is always on her toes… plus look at her music video we belong together the beginning they show her feet and she is also on her toes… weird huh

  20. DLJ

    Mariah is attractive and it is great that a fuller figured woman can feel sexy and not be ashamed of her body. But absolutely everything she wears is skin tight, low cut etc. I would think at times with the money she has that she would go for a classy look instead of a booty call look

  21. DLJ

    Mariah is attractive and it is great that a fuller figured woman can feel sexy and not be ashamed of her body. But absolutely everything she wears is skin tight, low cut etc. I would think at times with the money she has that she would go for a classy look instead of a booty call look

  22. Brian0523

    How delusion must this fat cow be? To prance around on the beach like she’s a 20 year old with a banging body – and all those production people there kissing her big fat arse.

    OMG – they better pay her photoshop retoucher BIG BIG bucks for the work he’s gotta do.

    Ugh – that fat saggy ass and flap-jack tittays. Blech!

  23. dontreallycare

    She reminds me so much of my ex…sigh.

  24. Holliann

    You all are disgusting. Look at her; she’s beautiful. She’s healthy. Curvy. She’s not fat at all. She has a very realistic figure. She’s a real woman. Not a stick.
    No wonder so many women have self-esteem problems. Its impossible to impress jerks like you.

  25. bob

    u guys aree rlly mean she is hmm 35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf is wrong wit u ppl. she is not fat she is just wide and so wat!???? she is happy and has a wonderful voice its not all about looks, its about wat is in the inside and mariah is a rlly nicee, pretty, and wonderful GROWN UP LADYYYYYYYYYY and i think if i was her its time to get a baby up in HERE

  26. bob

    u guys aree rlly mean she is hmm 35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf is wrong wit u ppl. she is not fat she is just wide and so wat!???? she is happy and has a wonderful voice its not all about looks, its about wat is in the inside and mariah is a rlly nicee, pretty, and wonderful GROWN UP LADYYYYYYYYYY and i think if i was her its time to get a baby up in HERE

  27. I used to like Maria Carey, I still like her but not as much anymore, she’s way different now. I do respect her decision and I think she is still hot for her age.

  28. cj

    u people r sick in the head why don’t u worry about ur own nasty selves ur JUST JEALOUS SHE AINT A WHORE U MUST BE A WHORE MASTER U WOULDN’T HAVE WHORES IF IT WASN’T 4 MEN SO THERE ALLSO WHY BE AN IRONING BOARD U WANT THAT GO BUY ONE SHE IS A CHRISTIAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL UR JUST MAD GOD SPENT MORE TIME ON HER AND BLESSED HER LOOK AT WHERE UR AT IN LIFE SO WHATEVER U MUST NOT HAVE A LIFE

  29. Matt

    @cj… what?

  30. rican

    Where’s Captain Ahab??

  31. Mariah Carey Swimsuit Video
    size 10 is not plus size
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a shame that a size 0 is considered attractive in American society. Especially since the vast majority of Americans are no where near that, overweight, in fact I see nothing wrong with these pictures of Carey. In fact, she looks quite attractive. Most men do not want a bag of bones. In the artificial celebrity world, we are just led to believe that they do for some unknown reason.

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