Mariah Carey Hates Your Eyes

The Superficial | November 5, 2009 - 11:25 am

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume Mariah Carey was the creative director for this video because there’s absolutely no way somebody else made a business decision where the end result is her doughy torso in a bathing suit. To put things in perspective, Nick Cannon probably looked at these then punched his penis in a corner until he lost consciousness or was told to put on his tux and serve Mariah’s lunch. (I still haven’t figured out how their marriage works.)