I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume Mariah Carey was the creative director for this video because there’s absolutely no way somebody else made a business decision where the end result is her doughy torso in a bathing suit. To put things in perspective, Nick Cannon probably looked at these then punched his penis in a corner until he lost consciousness or was told to put on his tux and serve Mariah’s lunch. (I still haven’t figured out how their marriage works.)
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Me | November 5, 2009 at 11:55 am
FIRST!
JADE | November 5, 2009 at 11:57 am
Wtf happened to her , she used to be hot. Now she got rolls even on her back. Ugh
sunshine | November 5, 2009 at 11:59 am
Mariah can sing, but evidently, she can also eat.
Kim | November 5, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Further evidence that beauty ceases to exist for a woman after age 35.
bob | November 5, 2009 at 12:02 pm
she can rub her fat breasts in my face any day
crazypants | November 5, 2009 at 12:03 pm
If this really is a video shoot, it’be fascinating to see the finished result – will it be CGI-ed to death to give her a flawless body or will she actually show herself as is – which I think is great on her behalf and for society at large.
She’s still an attractive woman, but she’s def carrying some extra pounds, as do 39yo people. And she’s a singer first and foremost, and an extremely talented one, so why should she have to have a perfect figure?
People w/ less than perfect bodies go to the beach every day, why shouldn’t a celebrity w/ a less than perfect figure be able to do the same?
Dogless | November 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Oh my god! Stop the fucking press!
News just in, women’s weight fluctuates! And it actually stays on once they get older!
Holy shit! What a revelation!
Well, I would and so would all of you. Don’t deny it.
Dereck Jeter Must Have Cold Sweats/ Dogged Bullet | November 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm
She is much better at eating, than singing. Full size chunky mess. Couldn’t even walk out on stage on the Jay Leno show, without almost falling on her face.
havoc | November 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Yeah…..no.
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Rough, break his silence | November 5, 2009 at 12:13 pm
*troubleeeee, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble*
Especially! with one piece suits! look even if Nick have to reinforce the bed frame with titanium i still think hes a winner! think of all the perks being with a Marriah Carey!
Schmeeky | November 5, 2009 at 12:13 pm
What are you all fucking gay?
Supersix | November 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I woudl still tear that ass up.
Nome King | November 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I would tear it up if it was offered, but she is not 20 anymore. She should dress better.
Photoshop Police | November 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I would still tap that, but I have to say…
if Mariah insists on posing for media photos and remaining a celebrity, she needs to spend more time in the gym. Goodness knows she has plenty of time on her hands.
DCLeisurist | November 5, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Roll her back into the ocean! Willie’s dying…
Normally this is where i say that I’d still eat the ____ out of her ___, but this time, I’m gonna pass. Me no likey.
Fat!
joho777 | November 5, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I still perfer Mary Carey. Mary is prettier and seems to have a much nicer personality than Mariah.
Although the way that Mariah’s gut is spilling out of the V-neck of her suit is unique.
no_one_yuno | November 5, 2009 at 12:29 pm
She is thicker than cold grits!
no_one_yuno | November 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm
She is thicker than cold grits!
This_is_amazing | November 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm
this is amazing http://www.real-wishes.com
no_one_yuno | November 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm
She is thicker than cold grits!
Skyltdocka | November 5, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I have to notice that she seems to have gained quite a few pounds in the last few years…
haveapez | November 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I’d tear it up too, but she needs to stop dressing like she’s still 20.
Cap'n Ahab | November 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
This gold doubloon goes to the first man who spies the White Whale!
lizzy | November 5, 2009 at 12:36 pm
she NEEDS to give it up and retire!!!! she’s not a little fucking butterfly anymore… act your age and bow out gracefully mc… goddamn
Jaypo | November 5, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Male or female, part of your job as a celebrity and former sex symbol is to look MUCH better than the rest of the population. Maria is failing badly at her job.
underhear | November 5, 2009 at 12:39 pm
i can hear her fans crying now.
iammambo | November 5, 2009 at 12:44 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!
Stef | November 5, 2009 at 12:44 pm
The swimsuit doesn’t help…her fashion consultant needs to be fired.
VichusSmith | November 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Well, it couldn’t last forever. She’s gone from thick (which was hot) just to fat. Mariah might want to go on the Britney diet before she’s doing music videos. At least get the belly somewhat flat.
She’s slacking off now that she’s married to friggin’ Nick Cannon.
Rory Two | November 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Hot, really. The curves look good. Loved her look on Leno.
stupidass | November 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm
hey, i’d throw it in mariah as much as the next guy sitting at a kinkos computer with a chubby, but i have to admit these pics are pretty lol.
Kirstie Alley | November 5, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Lookin’ good!! Keep up the good work Mariah!
Makow | November 5, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I would love to climb on top of her and pound away until I pass out.
Gigs | November 5, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I stick it in her fat ass anyday
Dj sirloin | November 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm
And what about THAT side boob, that turn you’on? Well it SHOULDNT. ‘Cos thats MY side boob.
If you don't have anything good to say... | November 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm
She’s huge, but I guess she’s OK.
stupidass | November 5, 2009 at 1:21 pm
you guys think nick cannon has regrets?
spiderman | November 5, 2009 at 1:22 pm
still think shes hot
She'd Be A Hit On BIG LOSER | November 5, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Mariah needs to go to slut, whore Kim Kardashian’s photoshop.
whatever | November 5, 2009 at 1:23 pm
a few things…she doesn’t look THAT bad. i mean her face is still very pretty, her legs look great, and i don’t think the wardrobe choices are helping the situation. she’s got a bit of a tummy AND she is naturally thick, which together make the situation worse too…but if she weren’t famous and anyone reading this site saw her in normal clothes in a bar, they would stop what they were doing to look at her and would think she was super hot.
she doesn’t look awful, but she doesn’t really need to be flaunting it in those outfits…she could find something more flattering. its not her age, its her gut…jennifer aniston is 40 and we all love seeing her in a bikini. mariah is still sexy and could still be a sex symbol if she would put away the parts of her that aren’t so great and wear some other outfit that is ‘sexy’ on HER body. its like she feels obligated to wear the standard ‘sexy’ thing, when she could look a whole lot sexier in something less cliched.
Dude of Dudes | November 5, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Shamu is her stunt double.
depraved | November 5, 2009 at 1:24 pm
i’d still hit it
hmna | November 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Thick and proper.
Hott . . . mmmmm.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 5, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Wowzers! Now we know why there’s a food shortage in the world.
Dr. Laura | November 5, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I think there is something everybody if forgetting. I don’t think it is any kind of secret that Mariah is trying to get pregnant. It is not the easiest thing in the world to get pregnant at the age of 39. However, your chances of success are much better if you do not diet yourself into super slimness and you do not work out like your trying to look 20. Nuff said. She has gained a bit of weight on purpose. I wish her all the best of everything and I hope her baby dreams come true.
Nawwww | November 5, 2009 at 2:03 pm
When Mariah was sinigng “Vision of Love” Nick Cannon was probably watching Sesame Street, or at least Pokemon… so he’s livin’ the dream. Just like Katie Holmes … shiiiiiit she has actually said that she used to have his Top Gun posters on her wall when she was a teen in Toeldo. That would’ve been Kertsi Bowser (I know none of you know who that is) or Madonna for me – and I’d still nail Madonna right now. That’s like one day my five-year old son when get to knock the hell out of Selena Gomez… YESSsir!
Hermann | November 5, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I love the rolls on her back.
Women can be beautiful in any shape and form, as long as they have grace and take care of themselves.
Keepcelineonyourside | November 5, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Young Whale Rescued From the Beach???
Fumus | November 5, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Nick isn’t having any second thoughts, his fake marriage to Mariah was the best career move he’s ever made. Now people all over the world are like, oh damn, “that colored fella is Mariah Carey’s husband”.
Mariah is beat, she’s been beat. Ever since she started dealing with the dark meat her stock plummeted. She’s also entirely irrelevant to contemporary pop, she’ll be gone for good in about 5 years. Sad really, although if I had to choose an old sloppy bag I’ll take Hepatitis Pam over Mudshark Carey.
p0nk | November 5, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Happy cows come from California.