who don’t. First
those two brothers are staring right at dem titties too.
So sorry #3. You need to stop using dial-up.
wow. she should make sure she looks sexy enough before she goes strutting down the streets of NY with her ass hanging out.
HI AGAIN EMMA!
I like it.
It’d be funny if her dress fell off and exposed two little googly eyes glued to what appear to be silver dollar pancakes.
her dog looks embarassed.
Mariah’s niples would be suitable for cutting soft butter and cheese whereas mine are more appropriate for carving stone and cutting diamonds, and the occasional metal sautering. Not to brag, or anything.
Mariah makes me feel like Nazi Germany. I do not likey her.
Don’t y’all know that perpetually hard nipples come with fake tits? Classic sign.
pff. She’s got nothing on mine. Mine will poke your eye out.
#7 that’s a funny visual.
#9 – High and tight, right? The truth is the truth…
Wow, Mariah. You are adorable in your heels with your dog… posing for the camera’s. I just hope she has someone to walk that poor dog for real! You know the saying :if your fat, then your dog isnt getting enough exercise.
or is it the other way around? whatever. Mariah is fat.
Her forehead looks like buddha’s.
She’s still kind of hot for a Halfrican…..
Can silicone be recycled, or will we have to deal with mounds of hazardous waste when all these boobs turn 70?
Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I just figured out who the guy is in the 5th picture (the one standing reeeaally close to her butt)–it’s that brotha from the Pepsi commercial-
“Now, this is how I roll!”
See the pepsi truck in the background?
She should really consider bangs. Her huge forehead is disturbing.
I knew this stripper whose sexy secret was rubbing Ben-Gay on her nipples to keep them hard. It really works, but you’ll smell like an old man for the next six hours. An old man with rock-hard nipples.
On the upside, after applying the Ben Gay, I had a Big Boy Breakfast at the Cracker Barrel and spent the rest of the afternoon shaking my fist at teenage hooligans. Then I complained about the size of newspaper print and urinated in my pants.
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