Mariah Carey gets perfume

April 7th, 2006 // 62 Comments

mariah-carey-perfume.jpgIf you own any Elizabeth Arden stock, now would be a good time to sell. They’ve given Mariah Carey her own fragrance which is expected to be released next year. The chairman and chief executive of Elizabeth Arden says:

“We are thrilled to begin this partnership with Mariah Carey. She is, unquestionably, a star of incredible magnitude. All over the world, people aspire to the values she represents. We look forward to launching an inspiring new global fragrance brand with Mariah that will be a timeless classic.”

Well they’re right about her “magnitude,” but I’m not sure what values it is she represents. Eating? Sleeping? Maybe being so lazy she needs assistants to feed her. Yeah, I guess those are values I can aspire to.

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  1. superficialcanopy

    STANK by mariah

  2. large_sized_teen

    Re: #26
    Okay, so she only ate a couple spoonfuls of soup during an interview. But who eats during an interview?

    Oh my god. I just wondered how the reporter knew it was two spoonfuls. Then I realized it was because her feeder probably had to get up twice! That’s fucked up. How do you think Mariah summons the feeder? A raised hand? Does she yell out the food or drink’s name? Wow.

  3. Ah, she should have collaborated with Russell Jones, aka Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and made some Ol’ Dirty Cologne. It’d smell like abandoned car upholstery and burnt glass.

  4. Ah, she should have collaborated with Russell Jones, aka Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and made some Ol’ Dirty Cologne. It’d smell like abandoned car upholstery and burnt glass.

  5. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I would like to venture that the ODB cologne would be classier than Mariah’s perfume. There’s nothing like the smell of burning gunpowder and crack smoke in the morning. Or the evening.

  6. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    And that’s really saying something isn’t it? Because he’s dead and probably doesn’t smell very good.

  7. For once on this site I have to go against the flow. Mariah’s amazing. She’s a musical genius and has the most beautiful singing voice I have ever heard. Her apparent imperfections just make her so much more interesting and real to me in combination with her superhuman talents. Mariah’s the best. :D

  8. For once on this site I have to go against the flow. Mariah’s amazing. She’s a musical genius and has the most beautiful singing voice I have ever heard. Her apparent imperfections just make her so much more interesting and real to me in combination with her superhuman talents. Mariah’s the best. :D

  9. #49…LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Perhaps the Perfume will smell like Tan Accelerator and Eminem’s semen.

  10. Penny Woods

    Arden should have sold their stock when they gave Britney Spears her own fragrances.

  11. LaydeeBug

    God, this bitch gets uglier every time I’m forced to look at her. Ugh.

  12. A Nobody

    What’s the point of all these celebrities getting perfumes? It’s not like they were the ones who created the scent. Hmm… Unless they peed in it.

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