Mariah Carey: From stamps to ‘The Hills’

These are shots of Mariah Carey looking banging as she leaves Gotham Hall in New York City after performing on last night’s The Hills. Just months ago she was unveiling the new “Jury Duty” postage stamp and now she’s on The Hills. I think it’s time for Mariah Carey to look for a new career because this one has been officially super-fucked into the toilet. Ha ha, The Hills. What’s next, Rock of Love? Hold on. Bret Michaels just kicked in my door. No, I wasn’t talking shit about your show. And stay out of my eyeliner! Freaking mooch.

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