These are shots of Mariah Carey looking banging as she leaves Gotham Hall in New York City after performing on last night’s The Hills. Just months ago she was unveiling the new “Jury Duty” postage stamp and now she’s on The Hills. I think it’s time for Mariah Carey to look for a new career because this one has been officially super-fucked into the toilet. Ha ha, The Hills. What’s next, Rock of Love? Hold on. Bret Michaels just kicked in my door. No, I wasn’t talking shit about your show. And stay out of my eyeliner! Freaking mooch.
Photos: Splash News
your mom | March 27, 2008 at 1:37 pm
FIRST NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skrewup | March 27, 2008 at 1:38 pm
first…oh, shit…what now….
skrewup | March 27, 2008 at 1:38 pm
first…oh, shit…what now….
holby | March 27, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Shes ruined herself, but she still has a nice set of pins.
mmm… bacon.
Danielle | March 27, 2008 at 1:44 pm
wtf?
take your ass to a street corner “your mom”.
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2008 at 1:46 pm
All I can think about today is how I get to leave early for a dentist appointment. I’m so excited.
I love nitrous oxide!!
A Superficial Virgin | March 27, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Let me just say, that I’ve never been able to make it into the top 10 posts at Superficial since its conception.
It took a YouTube video about Mariah Carey to earn that honor.
Thank you, Mariah.
Thank you.
bb | March 27, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I would hit that in a NY minute!
Bmurphy72 | March 27, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Please, I would “make sweet love” to her for at least 10 minutes after our traditional Kazastan sack ceremony……and you would toooooooo oh oh oh oh!
Randal Parx | March 27, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Yay for Mimi! She is looking very fierce in the flattering dress. I’m certain all in attendance, (and after watching the video, me of course) consider her performance an A+! But I wish I had her skin complextion, mine skin is pimply. I get alot of greef from ppl incluing my BF & BFF. It hurts my feelings, any advide?
evianobaby | March 27, 2008 at 1:53 pm
ive never rated her, not FIT!!
rosa parx | March 27, 2008 at 1:58 pm
#10 are you making fun of me????????? You dont know me. You don’t know my world and how I live. R u jealous that you dont have a girl or b’friend? I come here looking for real advice and am respeactful – sorry I do not comment so much on the actual pics of stars.
on another note – Is it ok to insert a frozen weiner up ones anus if enough lube is ussed?
rach | March 27, 2008 at 2:00 pm
The premiere was on Sunday. Way to stay on top of your news, superfish.
Vince Lombardi | March 27, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I will say this. As long as Mariah has some decent looks, she should work it. She’s going to lose those looks eventually, but the singing voice will still be there, so I’m giving her some slack.
Caught me in a weak moment…
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2008 at 2:04 pm
#12 LMAO!!!!
Oh. I should change my URL..
Brock Landers | March 27, 2008 at 2:05 pm
This is not because she’s black but Jesus Christ could her face look any more Monkey like?
Frank Lucas' Bitch | March 27, 2008 at 2:13 pm
She’s butt ugly but those legs are fine…. I hate her though, what an attention whore.
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 2:13 pm
You know she’s a total sloppy fuck in bed.
“Come on my face, come on baby *sticks tongue out* Ahhhhhhhh”
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 2:16 pm
@17
Remember Frank, attention whores are most likely to take it up the ass. Look it up, its a fact
alright! | March 27, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Um, Mariah…looks good. Hmm.
rosa parx — randal will still love you and say gushy things about you if you fornicate with a tube steak.
meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Like Mariah, I was on the pill up until March 18th, please don’t flame me, it was my choice not yours.On the plus side my cycles were every 28 days, but on the flip side, I was not a plus sized girl until after I went on them, about a year before I got married.
Yes I know all the negatives about taking the pill and such, I still chose to take them. But now, hubby admitted tonight that he wants as many children as God would want us to have, as do, and I was not taking the pill for him, I was taking it for the both of us. Mostly so my body could heal after having our daughter and losing our first born, misscarriage.
But I guess my delema is this, hubby and I as a couple are super fertile, and would most likely get pregnant again soon after this little one is due, I really don’t want my body to work that hard.
As for fertility signs like cervical mucus and such, didn’t have any of the signs when I got pregnant with this baby, so useing them to determine fertile times not reliable.
I have no idea what to do, cept to pray about it.
any thoughts? wish i could ask Mariah.
Auntie Kryst | March 27, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@14 Coach what the hell? Did Landry beat you in a game of angel air hockey or something? Man up sir.
Ted | March 27, 2008 at 2:24 pm
deacon jones posts are just as annoying as meaghans.
Tom Cruise | March 27, 2008 at 2:24 pm
#19 – you post about 100 times a day here, so…your place or mine?
Ooba Gooba | March 27, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Meaghan,
You’re desperate for attention, aren’t you?
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2008 at 2:25 pm
#21 we don’t care
rosa parx | March 27, 2008 at 2:26 pm
huh?..Who is randall?
I had beans for lunch today and lentils soup – both were on the menue. Now, when I pass gas, it smells more like mexican which I had yesterday. Is that how long it takes to dijest from a day be4?
holby | March 27, 2008 at 2:29 pm
@ Rosa
WTF? is all ill say.
@ Meaghan
WTF? please die.
and learn how to spell ‘Megan’ you hillbilly fuck.
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 2:29 pm
#24. Yours. My mom gets pissed when I leak on the bed. I call bottom!
alright! | March 27, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Meaghan,
It appears that you you need a friend to talk to. However, you will be roasted over the coals here. I’m not saying whether that’s right or wrong because I enjoy kicking Randal’s nuts into his lungs as much as the next guy, but the best you can hope for here is that you’ll end up in a one-sided “conversation” with a fool like Binky.
The brain power on this site tends to be functioning on low most of the time. There are a few people who function beyond use of the brain’s stem, but not enough.
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 2:31 pm
@23
Shut up Ted, you sissy feminist. Surprised you werent supporting Heather Mills yesterday, faggot
L.Linus | March 27, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Meaghan, after putting your life out there like that, what else is there that we don’t know about you?
lipper | March 27, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I think rosa and randall are the same person. Freakin annoying.
Mariah may be a sickening and has the personality of Meaghan, but her body really is hot. Boobs, not as bad as some, for fakies.
alright! | March 27, 2008 at 2:32 pm
It appears that “rosa parks” is a junior high kid on spring break looking for attention. Aren’t you supposed to be busy downloading porn?
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 2:33 pm
@31. Shut up troll!! Who cares what you say. waaa waaa waaa.
Meaghan, hows about a little cuddle. I’m so lonely.
meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I don’t believe myself to be fat, just a little pudgy. i might stop posting here.
grunion | March 27, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I love Mariah. She’s like a big crazy-stupid blow up doll.
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 2:36 pm
yous not fat grrrl, your juuuus rie. I’ll be on you like a fat girl on a roll.
lipper | March 27, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Hey, my brain cells are just fine! *takes hit of helium and downs a shot*
Just because we slam people and/or each other doesn’t mean we are stupid and have a low IQ. So lick my 140 IQ bitch! or Dick! Whatever gender you are.
HOLDS UP DEGREE AND POINTS HARD AT DIPLOMA.
…I’m so offended.
RosMeagRan | March 27, 2008 at 2:37 pm
#12 I am not jealous of you. I cannot be. As you correctly stated I do not know you. I have no direct knowledge of you. Only through subjective personel experience can one determine what exists and is truth. In my case, the truth is you can stick a hot dog up your rectum. I prefer Ballpark Franks as they plump when you cook them. But to my point about knowing you, in my eyes and much like science itself, your very existence is suspect. As is all the people who thought Mariah was through! NO WAY jose! She still has the chops and the show business chutzpah. She looks great and is a real show stopper. Mimi, we love you! I stopped the show last nite becuase my b’friend woodn’t take no for an answer. I have my standerds, and did not whant to do that *thing* behind the BP station.
commish | March 27, 2008 at 2:37 pm
#21
Wrong site. This ain’t The Fashionable Housewife.
Go to your address bar and google your way out of here.
meaghan's vet | March 27, 2008 at 2:38 pm
“i might stop posting here.”
That’s what she says when she stops in one place too long and starts sinking into the ground.
Racer X | March 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Would hit that ass for hours!
alright! | March 27, 2008 at 2:43 pm
See, Meaghan? I told you so.
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 2:45 pm
IM FAIRLY CERTAIN EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY FRIST, JIMBO, AND SHIT, WELL ME, THAT TED….THAT’S RIGHT TED IS THE SERIAL TROLLER ON HERE.
READ THE POSTS WITH THIS IN MIND
BunnyButt | March 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm
32, has Meaghan mentioned yet that she’s a hunchback with a goiter?
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Which Ted? Ted? Or Ted From LA? Anyway, it’s not Ted. I know who it is and I’m not telling. Alright I’ll tell you.
It’s Mike from OfficeKrystBo!!
Mike | March 27, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Its not me guys, Ive had a cock in my mouth for the past 20 minutes!
Ript1&0 | March 27, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I know who it is.
Browen Weeks | March 27, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Mariah is hott, her album with go multi-platinum rocking everyone else off the charts, shes a goddess!