Look at her face and try not to laugh. I dare you. I also dare you to actually look at her face, because those breasts of hers are out of control.
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mospeada | September 22, 2005 at 1:53 pm
I dare you to look at her face and not that rack!
bone_daddio | September 22, 2005 at 1:54 pm
what a total waste of fake boobs.
grateful | September 22, 2005 at 1:56 pm
those boobs are trying to escape!!
Geno | September 22, 2005 at 1:59 pm
Remember when she used to be hot? That being said, I would. And you would too. Don’t lie.
Ms. Dilligaff | September 22, 2005 at 2:02 pm
Bwaaaah haaaa haaaa! What can I say? I tried.
Proteon | September 22, 2005 at 2:03 pm
She’s doing it again – she’s giving us the BAD side of her head!
hautecouture18 | September 22, 2005 at 2:06 pm
Oh my god… Im speechless
brettburns | September 22, 2005 at 2:06 pm
I don’t know what you people are talking about, “used to be hot.” I’d pay money to hook up with her.
Joe Mamma | September 22, 2005 at 2:11 pm
Nice rack, but that look on her face! She looks like she is trying out for “I am Sam” 2.
Or as Carlos would say… “Dee Dee Dee!”
Eukonidor | September 22, 2005 at 2:18 pm
Eye searing side cleavage…. and I am laughing hysterically… I couldn’t help it.
masc | September 22, 2005 at 2:20 pm
mariah’s practicing good water safety, would you look at those great flotation devices!
mac2048 | September 22, 2005 at 2:23 pm
Ooooo child, she looks a mess!
diffigrl | September 22, 2005 at 2:31 pm
Remember when Mariah used to be on the same level as pop stars like Christina and Britney… oh, wait, she still is.
subzero | September 22, 2005 at 2:32 pm
landshark……
DallasFish | September 22, 2005 at 2:33 pm
What happened to the sweet girl who sang “Vision of Love”?
Now she’s just a hip hop ho’ with jugs.
Nice jugs.
Nice, big jugs.
Nice big, juicy jugs.
Mmmmmm….
aprille | September 22, 2005 at 2:34 pm
And nobody noticed that she’s drinking red wine out of a champagne flute? Tr
d-list | September 22, 2005 at 2:44 pm
why the h3ll would you pay that much money for such horrific looking fake boobs!? get a clue, mariah.. you’re NOT on fi-ah.
Lizardqueen | September 22, 2005 at 2:48 pm
Tacky indeed! I do believe she is drinking red wine out of a candle stick and not a champagne glass. Why bother with the strips of gold fabric nipple covers anyway? What’s the point? It’s like those fingerless gloves.
Clance-man | September 22, 2005 at 2:54 pm
Those fun-bags have lost all their fun.
Nick_BFB | September 22, 2005 at 2:55 pm
Damn she looks a mess. Needs to lay off the cheesburgers.
Tommy Cruise | September 22, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Looks like she’s trying to give Tara Reid a run for her money. Sorry, Mariah, but nobody can out-slut Tara!
mutterhals | September 22, 2005 at 3:04 pm
I think she peed on Jenny Mcarthy, then swallowed her whole
Grey | September 22, 2005 at 3:27 pm
those are the worst implants ive ever seen. ive seen cheap strippers with better implants than those!!!!
MrPloppy | September 22, 2005 at 3:33 pm
I agree with Grey. But then a strippers tits are her only source of money. So I
bone_daddio | September 22, 2005 at 3:42 pm
put a pillowcase over that face and she would still look good.
hautecouture18 | September 22, 2005 at 3:44 pm
haha!!! ur funny bone… kinda gross but funny!
torrance | September 22, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Ugh… they don’t even look good.
*le-le79* | September 22, 2005 at 3:51 pm
it’s a shame what money does to some people
asherdeus | September 22, 2005 at 4:11 pm
I must say, there was a time when her sleezy look attracted me.
But I’m not 14 anymore.
Momo | September 22, 2005 at 4:16 pm
I never really thought twice about mariah before her break down but since then i can’t get enough of the chick. I love the huge train wreck that shes totally becoming…can’t wait to see what the future holds
networkchic | September 22, 2005 at 4:18 pm
Wow, you can tell by the way she sits…she’s a real lady.
mutterhals | September 22, 2005 at 4:18 pm
Her titties look like they are made of ham
Ragin_Pope_Angus | September 22, 2005 at 4:32 pm
You know, for all of her money, you’d think she’d be able to afford more of a bathing suit than one from the dollar store. Moooooooooo! Momo’s right … she’s a friggin’ fascinating train wreck.
She looks like a ‘tard …
… with ‘tardo tits!
Obsessa | September 22, 2005 at 5:00 pm
Looking at that picture, I wouldn’t recognize her – I would think white hillbilly trash: bad ratty two-toned hair, buck teeth, sleazy bathing suit from Fredricks, and not to mention what’s already been mentioned – her drinking wine out of a champagne glass.
Even if she was 30lbs lighter and had flab-free arms, she’d still look like shit. A bathing suit top is suppose to FIT properly, accentuate the form while giving support. Clearly, that’s not her intent at all. She thinks she looks hot and that’s hilarious!
Hester Prynne | September 22, 2005 at 5:13 pm
Bloated much?
carrie bradshaw | September 22, 2005 at 5:22 pm
I would like to personally thank the Superficial Website for posting pictures such as this, what with Mariah and Tara today. My self esteem has rocketed, since after looking at them I have realized that I’m actually quite pretty. In addition, since photos such as these destroys my appetite, I’ll become as skinny as Hilary.
Darby | September 22, 2005 at 6:29 pm
She is one unattractive scank.
robinz | September 22, 2005 at 6:54 pm
I’d just tittyfuck her. That’s it.
izzy | September 22, 2005 at 7:13 pm
haha, i made a retard noise when i saw her face. i want to know: isn’t there a law against glass around beaches and stuff? that swimsuit top would fit an olsen. wait, mary-kate? are you in there?
Juliette | September 22, 2005 at 7:24 pm
She really let herself go big time.
Bean Paste | September 22, 2005 at 8:10 pm
“Damn, I just pissed out all of the diet coke that I’ve been drinking out of this crystal glass…wait..that shit is warm, yo…uh-huh”
BastardotheGreat | September 22, 2005 at 8:22 pm
Mariah Carey sucks major ass. She has completely lost that charm she had back in the early nineties. Now she’s just your run of the mill whore for hire.
sugarplum | September 22, 2005 at 8:32 pm
It’s not Mariah, it’s a booze drinking manatee with awful implants.
Daniel Brown | September 22, 2005 at 9:29 pm
This photo makes her look like Sue from Survivor 1…with an enormous rack
kitty myers | September 22, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I dunno, she looks matronly. I think it’s due to that extra weight she’s haulin’.
Spare E | September 22, 2005 at 11:50 pm
Again, a 14 who has deluded herself into thinking she’s a size 4.
amy | September 23, 2005 at 1:17 am
Good Lord…its like seeing Marlon Brando (the old version) in a bikini. Oh…I think my eyes are burning.
him_lover | September 23, 2005 at 2:32 am
SUSAN!! from survivor! that is so dead on that it is really very frightening.
Mermaid | September 23, 2005 at 2:45 am
I hate to stop the boob controversy, but those boobs are real. Implants would be hanging but still pointing north. Also, the fat in her underarms is real, idicative of a real rack. Still she seriously needs an underwire.
Dawn7 | September 23, 2005 at 3:34 am
Ok, I hate to be hard on anyone, because no one is anywhere near perfect…BUT…as I recall, Mariah had smaller, pretty, perky, boobs in her golden years- I know they are supposed to sag as us chickie doos age..but when did her bitties become ginormous in the first place? Let alone deflate?? Also, The character she most reminds me of- Minnie Mouse. Does anyone else see that? I saw more of these photos somewhere else- her head is way too small for her body and she has a very large noodle. I rest my case.