Mariah Carey draws on fake abs

Superficial / July 5, 2005

mcarey_paintabs.jpgI’m not sure where I stand when it comes to drawing on abs with a crayon, but I’m probably totally for it. Especially if it’s Mariah Carey performing at the Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular and making a total clown of herself. I can only imagine what was going through her feeble little brain as her assistant drew on the fake abs. “I look really fat today. Maybe if I draw on a weird six pack nobody will notice. Yeah, this will definitely work. Girls with cartoon abs are totally hot.”

[Image via Mariah Daily]