Mariah Carey doesn’t know what the f-ck

Thanks to her work in Precious, a shitfaced Mariah Carey accepted her award for Breakthrough Artist at the 2010 Palm Springs International Film Awards last night where she admitted to being drunk, went on a tangent about Helen Mirren and then surprised the entire audience by not pissing on Lee Daniels’ foot. Which would’ve been hilarious just to see Nick Cannon scramble onstage to mop it up. “You fuckin’ clean that shit up, Benson. And you like it.” “Yes’m!”

Photos: Getty