Mariah Carey doesn’t know what the f-ck

January 6th, 2010 // 46 Comments

Thanks to her work in Precious, a shitfaced Mariah Carey accepted her award for Breakthrough Artist at the 2010 Palm Springs International Film Awards last night where she admitted to being drunk, went on a tangent about Helen Mirren and then surprised the entire audience by not pissing on Lee Daniels’ foot. Which would’ve been hilarious just to see Nick Cannon scramble onstage to mop it up. “You fuckin’ clean that shit up, Benson. And you like it.” “Yes’m!”

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  1. MiG

    ……awkward

  2. OTP

    Bitch is getting fat and Nick Cannon is gayer than ever!

  3. Name (required):

    Um…WTF.
    That’s not drunk…That’s TRASHED.

  4. WatchMeBling

    “Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
    Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine.” – Eminem said it best!

  5. Jimmy

    She’s makin’ Queen Latifah look svelte!

  6. STFUP

    Wow. That benson remark was racist. NOT cool.

  7. Big fat Juicy Bitch

  8. Sport

    I will say it again, she should be a Kardashain.
    Her self worth is way out of whack with reality. And she is not that attractive either.

  9. Giorgio!

    Mooooooooo Carey!

  10. Jay Popeski

    I hope the oscar people weren’t watching this.

  11. juniper

    oh let her have her fun. at least she is one celeb who stays out of politics and minds her own business.

  12. glace neuf

    i hope the oscar people WERE watching this. and i’d hit it.

  13. Vo

    Maybe there isn’t enough oxygen getting to her head since her girdle is working overtime??

  14. Vo

    Maybe there isn’t enough oxygen getting to her head since her girdle is working overtime??

  15. See Alice

    Bitch is FAT . Lay off the pizza and Twinkies

  16. mai-tai

    she is a hot mess.

  17. Valerie

    can’t handle her fade.

  18. Krys

    So she’s drunk at an award show.
    So fucking what?
    She’s almost 40, one of the most successful recording artists of all time, and as rich as Jesus. Let her drink all day long if she fucking wants. What else is she supposed to be doing? Out saving the world? Sitting in a cubicle for 20 bucks an hour, commenting on celeb websites, like some of these useless fucks?
    Give me a break.
    And she could stand to lose a few pounds, but some of you morons make it sound like she’s morbidly obese. She’s not any bigger than Anna Nicole was before she blew up(when everyone was kissing her ass and calling her the next Marilyn). And she’s definately no bigger than that cornfed hick bitch Jessica Simpson. Just about a foot taller.
    She looks like an average woman you would see everyday.
    In my world.
    On Planet Earth.
    In America.
    But I forget sometimes that most of the people that post here are so insanely and perfectly flawless, that that can’t stand to leave the house.
    I hope for the sake of society that some of you are unable to procreate. I’d rather not live in a world where Mila Jovawhatthefuckever’s boyish body is considered the standard of female perfection, and Mariah’s (albeit a little hefty) body is considered obese.
    Just sayin’.

  19. juniper

    well said krys.

  20. juniper

    well said krys. if shes fat and ugly i want seconds.

  21. lizzy

    18 krys — you are awesome, i agree.

    i think this actually gave mariah some points in my book. i think that was hysterical. after all her shitty roles, she finally wins an award for a good role in a good movie…. and she was wasted while accepting the award.

    amazing.

  22. Mariah Carey showed-up drunk last night at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards Gala where she was honored for “Precious”.

  23. Mariah Carey

    Paula Abdul is a lightweight

    – MC

  24. Krys is right

    If I had her money I’d get drunk and wouldn’t give a shit either.

  25. missywissy

    YOU GO #18!!!! (and don’t come back)

    The fact is, she doesn’t deserve this award just because she was willing to be videoed while saying lines dressed down. For her to be shitfaced on such a special occasion was a middle finger to the people that gave her the award. I don’t care how rich a person is, money doesn’t buy respect. I agree she is beautiful and talented and curvy and luscious is so fucking in right now, skinny and muscular is soooooo 2009. I’ll be glad when all you wankers get that and quit jacking off to skeletons and she-hulks.

  26. Richard McBeef

    17 speaks the truth.

  27. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  28. Krys

    @28
    Ummm…yeah….sure.

    Anyway, I’m sure she doesn’t give a fuck about the award she won. Did you see that award show?
    Me neither.
    I’m sure that award is in a drawer somewhere under the shelf sitting under the self that houses all her Grammy’s.
    Plus, she probably didn’t expect to win shit.
    I mean, this is the bitch that starred in Glitter.

  29. Krys

    Opps, I meant @26 not 28. =\

  30. Mariah Carey, looks so gorgeous, Thanks for the video. She is really beautiful.

  31. Watermellon Hole

    That Benson remark was fucking awesome! Funny shit right there!!!!

  32. shes looking quite milfalicious

  33. cc

    “Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards”

    An event with as much global acclaim as that fuckin’ ground hog who pokes his head up (or not, as the case may be) every year.

  34. Leopold Peterson

    Narcissistic whore.

  35. the voice of Mariah Carey is always let me feel calm,i like her music.

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  37. It’s very difficult for me to say this, but… Mariah actually does know something… *bracing myself for horrified gasps*. Her role was originally offered to Helen so the mention of this woman was not ENTIRELY random.

    But then again, this is Mariah. Perhaps she just ran into her and thought it was dumb coincidence, like when she looks in the mirror and thinks she has a twin who happens to mimic her every move.

  38. JD

    Who invited that hog??

  39. Nat

    I can’t believe I’m about to do this…but give her a break…I normally dislike this woman and she’s totally endeared herself to me. She wasn’t anywhere near trashed. She was certainly merry however. She came across as more real than she ever has done before. Frankly, she should stay on the champagne.

  40. rusty

    Do you guys remember how hot she used to be back in the 90s when she used to be skinny? To quote the words of the late Michael Jackson, I used to just beat it to her “honey” music video.

  41. el ces

    Aw yesh!
    yes yes yes yes yes yes yesss!!!

    i was never a fan until this. why didn’t she get drunk in public earlier?

    i’m buying every album she ever even looked at. shes the best!

  42. Incredible to see her on this track. Would have thought better early on in her career.

  43. Turd da Third

    Simply put: a fat, smelly, overly selfimportant DOUCHEBAG with a blood alcohol level higher than her IQ

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  45. Give me a break.
    And she could stand to lose a few pounds, but some of you morons make it sound like she’s morbidly obese. She’s not any bigger than Anna Nicole was before she blew up(when everyone was kissing her ass and calling her the next Marilyn). And she’s definately no bigger than that cornfed hick bitch Jessica Simpson. Just about a foot taller.
    She looks like an average woman you would see everyday.

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