Mariah Carey at Versace store opening in London

By: Superficial / September 20, 2005

Standing next to Donatella Versace is probably the best way to avoid being made fun. Beef jerky woman is just too damn distracting to let you notice anything else. Mariah Careh could be completely naked and covered in tattoos and you’d still be like, “Damn, what’s wrong with that woman’s face on the right?”