Standing next to Donatella Versace is probably the best way to avoid being made fun. Beef jerky woman is just too damn distracting to let you notice anything else. Mariah Careh could be completely naked and covered in tattoos and you’d still be like, “Damn, what’s wrong with that woman’s face on the right?”
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Tacos Supreme | September 20, 2005 at 2:01 pm
omg first!!!1
mac2048 | September 20, 2005 at 2:07 pm
I’m on the fence about Mariah. She was really hot back in the day. (And I mean WAY back, I’m talking her “Vision of Love” days.) I just don’t understand how she can look so bad when it is possible for her to look pretty.
Come back to us, old-school Mariah!
greenjesus | September 20, 2005 at 2:09 pm
Why do you hate us?
Kangascoop | September 20, 2005 at 2:10 pm
Way to waste it Tacos.
Do you think Donatella is incapable of moving her neck in the direction of the camera? I think her skin may be too tight.
Is it me or does she look like Martin Landau with a sex change?
Master Shake | September 20, 2005 at 2:13 pm
She looks like a saddle bag with eyes.
greenjesus | September 20, 2005 at 2:14 pm
Someone should shoot off her lower jaw, soak her until her skin falls off and then rebuild her. We have the technology!
rick mcginnis | September 20, 2005 at 2:15 pm
She looks like a Miami hooker made out of smoked salmon.
lloyddobler | September 20, 2005 at 2:17 pm
that picture made my balls crawl up inside of me.
WTFweretheythinking? | September 20, 2005 at 2:21 pm
Is Donatella capable of closing her mouth? I can see flies gathering.
goldilocks | September 20, 2005 at 2:22 pm
omg my EYES!!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!
warning: if you spend your entire life on sunbeds, you will end up like this. God, its enough to make a woman go off leather
hautecouture18 | September 20, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Wow they are both hideous. Donatella’s nose… and her lips… her face in general… well I guess Medusa is a good symbol for versace! Ugh and Mariah looks tired and old! Ewww they are both gross!
Cid_Acid | September 20, 2005 at 2:43 pm
OMG!!!! That thing is hideous! Imagine waking up next to that!??? I don’t think any type of alcohol could make me drunk enough!
Gillz | September 20, 2005 at 2:43 pm
everytime i see Donatella Versace i wanna puke. the fact that shes standing next to Mariah Carey makes me want to puke even more.
MrPloppy | September 20, 2005 at 2:44 pm
OK I know what a human looks like and that isn
Clance-man | September 20, 2005 at 2:48 pm
That’s a dude.
Tommy Cruise | September 20, 2005 at 2:52 pm
I was there. I threw acid in her face, but it didn’t have any effect. It did cause Mariah’s left breast to droop slightly, though. Oh well, next time I guess I’ll have to use holy water and a stake through the heart. Whatever it takes, bitch, you’re going DOWN!
Jello | September 20, 2005 at 3:00 pm
I wonder how Dontella managed to come out darker than Mariah.
Karl Hungus | September 20, 2005 at 3:28 pm
Mariah Carey was at a wax museum?
EtotheN | September 20, 2005 at 3:51 pm
I didnt know leather face was in Paris. I also didnt know that “opening new store” meant “combination of all uglyness
Dawn | September 20, 2005 at 4:01 pm
I’m just going to make a general rule that taking a page out of Michael Jackson’s “Plastic Surgery for Idiots” handbook is a bad idea.
hautecouture18 | September 20, 2005 at 4:02 pm
amen sister
hollyflowers999 | September 20, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Wall vs Versace – Wall wins.
maetl | September 20, 2005 at 4:06 pm
donatella haunts my dreams :( :(
sugarplum | September 20, 2005 at 4:10 pm
I think Mariah looks like a bull with long hair.
Gophergutz | September 20, 2005 at 4:12 pm
Why would Mariah pose with her luggage? Oh. What? That’s a what? Get outta here…Seriously?
manekmonday | September 20, 2005 at 4:24 pm
D. Versace looks like she should be in the wax museum. They don’t need to make a wax sculpture she just needs to stand there as herself. More pictures of Allegra the allergy relief ethiopian daughter of hers…please!
borictor | September 20, 2005 at 4:33 pm
she scares me.
i’d hit it though. i love the feel of leather on my wang.
bone_daddio | September 20, 2005 at 5:36 pm
Versace is hot! So hot, she’s melting Mariah’s waxy boobies!
AmericanPrincess | September 20, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Mariah is beautiful, as always. Donetella, on the other hand…((shutters))
izzy | September 20, 2005 at 5:59 pm
mariah actually looks classy in this picture. she prolly planned it that way “ill go stand next to that carrot-colored prostitute and i’ll look super”
sk8er | September 20, 2005 at 6:20 pm
her smile scares me.
HooeyBooey | September 20, 2005 at 6:34 pm
Ya, I’d hit that.
HooeyBooey | September 20, 2005 at 6:35 pm
What, wouldn’t you?
Tooner19 | September 20, 2005 at 6:39 pm
ya, thats some leathery skin, kinda looks like my coin purse.
jfive | September 20, 2005 at 7:19 pm
omg!! it looks like carrots and throwup!!
enshi | September 20, 2005 at 7:33 pm
I’ll be the asshole that points out the Carey typo in the last sentence. D:
philipherold.com | September 20, 2005 at 7:39 pm
The joys of cocain, Ibiza and botox ™.
MissKiKi | September 20, 2005 at 8:00 pm
LMFAO @ Beef jerky woman
ki | September 20, 2005 at 10:02 pm
Good lord, it’s skin cancer personified.
Oh, and p.s.: I’m sick of that ad on the right. You know the one. With the woman digging in her vagina. I don’t need to see chicks’ fingers all up in their vajayjay every time I come to this site.
seminole | September 20, 2005 at 11:34 pm
OMG that woman is a monster. I would never let my kids near her, only because I’m afraid that the sight of her would give them nightmares for years. Truly disturbing.
p.s. I’m pro-fingering vajayjay pics.
fuzzlebutts | September 21, 2005 at 3:03 am
she is a leather cow with a hide of steel.
fugly bizzitch.
still, id hit it…
all night long…..
i am sorry, i will now be quiet
Bettie_T | September 21, 2005 at 9:45 am
I still say Donatella Versace is a walking zombie, she died 10 years ago!!
Joe Mamma | September 21, 2005 at 10:24 am
She looks like the fricking Joker!
The messed up thing is I think she thinks she looks good! If a sane person looked like this they would hide in shadows.
roomsey | September 21, 2005 at 11:32 am
Mariah is still a goddess and looking better now she has tried to go classy again rather than being a RAP girl. On the other hand, what does carrott look like – if she bends her neck it will probably make her head fall off
stinkypinky | September 21, 2005 at 11:48 am
I have it all figured out…Every morning Allegra gets up and wolfs down a lumberjack breakfast. Then she looks across the table and sees that thing. She vomits up the lumberjack breakfast. How could anyone keep food down?
yogurt | September 21, 2005 at 3:35 pm
AH! I thought Donatella Versace was just a hideous mannequin when I first looked at the picture. She has some similarities to “leather face” from Texas chainsaw massacre… I think they might be brother and sister.
daydreamerc35 | September 21, 2005 at 10:26 pm
Caption of AD: “Ban Tanning Beds! Help fight against the cure for skin cancer!”
Michaela | September 22, 2005 at 12:38 am
It looks like clay/putty…I wonder if she can sculpt her face to look however she wants?…
jfive | September 22, 2005 at 1:15 am
omg its leatherface from chainsaw massacre!!
CastIronBitch | September 22, 2005 at 1:21 am
There are no words.
Except ew and ‘who cares?’
Get over it people, lets go back to actual celebrities?
You know, those people we salivate over while pretending we hate them.
People we would recognize without a caption…