Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon marriage confirmed

May 2nd, 2008 // 82 Comments

Rumors were swirling yesterday that recently engaged Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon eloped. Most people considered it a publicity stunt, but one of Nick’s relatives confirmed to E! News this morning that it’s the real deal:

“Yes, we know,” she says. “He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him.”
Linda Cannon wouldn’t confirm an earlier report that had the impromptu nuptials taking place yesterday at Carey’s new home in the Bahamas, only that Nick and his platinum-selling girlfriend have made it official.
“I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him.”

I guess Mariah didn’t mind that Nick gave her the same engagement ring he gave his ex Selita Ebanks. In fact, she loved it so much she figured, “Hey, let’s get married RIGHT NOW!” To which, Nick replied “Uh, whoa, now wait a minute…” Then Mariah punched him in the neck and dragged him down the aisle. Ah, shit, that’s sweet romance.

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  1. ariel

    nick cannon is wak… i REALLY hope this is for ashtons lame ass show

  2. bootlips

    She’s due for another nervous breakdown.

  3. meanmofo

    PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!

  4. meanmofo

    PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!

  5. ariel

    SWEET i was first…….

    La Heim
    I wish 4 you a hundred years of success BUT its MY TIME

  6. Mariah, time for your lithium!!

    I don’t care what anybody says. I’d marry this bitch in a heartbeat. I bet her pussy is all beat up though.

  7. PoohEater

    I would lick her until the season changed.

  8. bootlips

    Why is she so proud of her ugly fake tits? Jesus, she dresses like a teenager. She’ll fatten up and her porch monkey husband will leave her and take half of everything. That is, if he doesn’t kill her first.

  9. me not you

    Not only do I hope it’s true, I also hope it’s true that they had no pre-nup and he takes her to the cleaners. I’m a huge feminist and all, but I am sick and tired of stupid women who make one stupid decision after another. Why do none of these dopey pop tarts ever seem to learn anything from the union of Britney and K-Fed? Say goodbye to your own 61 mil, Mariah and bring on that nasty divorce we’re all waiting for!

  10. Auntie Kryst

    “If that is what he wants then we are happy for him.” Nice burn!! With a comment like you just know Mariah will be sooo welcome at his next family reunion.

  11. whatever

    that woman is a beast. i think she’ll kill him.

  12. Dick Bush

    The sweater puppies are looking luscious.

    Nick Cannon is a cRapper douche, they some how belong together.
    I don’t care anyhoo.

    Those spammers are a bunch of tools.
    Type in proper English syntax for damn sake.

  13. a2m

    She looks decent, and her boobs look very nice in the pics. I would definately like to drop a load on them. I imagine that her mysterious lady parts are destroyed though, probably has like 8 inch lips hanging.

  14. Harry Ballzack

    She looks like a puppet in that photo

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his crotch hairs – and may the stench of a thousand camels follow him for life
    But most of all ……

    May the vision of a thousand female camel toes come to me in my dreams each night

  15. yo…how many beers would it take you to sleep with and/or marry mariah?

    do her in a second.

  16. bootlips

    I don’t know what’s worse. Negro smell or listening to Mariah talk about herself all day.

  17. jrz

    It just never seems to work out when the bride has to buy her own engagement ring or when she can afford a better one than what is given to her.

  18. I’m absote sure about the fact, SHE WILL LOOSE………………………..BET?

  19. I hope he’s ready for a life without sex. She spends too much time blowing herself kisses to blow him.

  20. bootlips

    I chime in with one comment, nobody reacts.

    I chime in again with some nice racism and still nothing

  21. bootlips

    Why won’t anyone pay attention to me? I have nothing to do all day except post on this site and I try hard to be controversial but I get nothing in return. Forget it, I think I’ll just go bang my sister.

  22. Anal Fistula

    wow what is nick cannon famous for anyway? i hope it’s not that lame ass MTV show…

  23. woodhorse

    For the love of God and all that is Holy! PLEASE let Nick Cannon be the male Heather Mills!

  24. bootlips

    Why do negroes smell so funky? It’s like visiting a petting zoo. You can’t tell me that they’re human. They’re the only so-called people that share a lower mandible with the ape. They are the missing link. Half ape, half man.

  25. Halflyng

    the only reason i would care if mariah carey and nick cannon got married is if he jams his goddamn **** so hard down her throat that he causes her goddamn larnyx to shatter and causes her to stfu. and maybe die in a fire.

  26. Nikster

    1 word.
    Ashton.

  27. Deva

    What the hell does she see in that $%&#^#? Well, she’s piece of shit herself so it’s appropriate.
    I wish she’d stick a grenade up her ass.

  28. Texas

    Does anyone think this is a future episode of Pop Fiction or whatever the hell it’s called on E!

  29. OlderNWiser

    Quote: “It just never seems to work out when the bride has to buy her own engagement ring or when she can afford a better one than what is given to her.”

    Tell me about it. Long before Shitney and K-Fed, I ended up buying the ring when I was with my first fiance….thank God I wised up before going down the aisle with him!

  30. Hoochee

    Attention to Bootlips apparently no one pays attention to ignorant trailer park trash A holes How about your sister want Nick brother the saying is once you go black you want go back………so get you some skinhead.

  31. My Penis

    Yawn

  32. kitty_kat

    I may be kinda slow, but is it possible that this is part of Ashton Kutcher’s new show?… Please?!

  33. Hoochee

    Look bootlips you want someone to reply so here it goes. You are a nasty racist @$$ fool I’m a BLACK WOMAN and I’m assuming that you are a white piece of trailer park trash. You want want a reply Imma give your muthaf*^% @$$ one. Yall as human race smell like wet dogs in the morning after yall so call take a bath. If you need me to break it down to you yall are some negro lovers you love a black woman to be on your side but can’t stan when one of yall kind want one of us. My advice to you is fine you some BLACK puss and grow a weiner then maybe your own kind will want you. All yall look alike just like a nasty “WET” possum. Now reply to that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. bootlips

    —–”Attention to Bootlips apparently no one pays attention to ignorant trailer park trash A holes How about your sister want Nick brother the saying is once you go black you want go back………so get you some skinhead.”—————-

    I bet you don’t see the irony in your post, you damn dirty ape.

  35. Hoochee

    I bet that your mama is your damn auntie and your daddy is your damn uncle because that shit that you’re talking has to come from someone with incest in there family your brain didn’t fully develop. You talk real dumb, you stupid a$$ honky. And I pretty sure that your kind is the one that’s ditry walking around smelling like day old urine and having sex with your sister. You are beneath me find something to play with………how about you try yourself. You are the type of person someone needs to put in there place. You need a well whiped a$$ from my RACE. You might want to find your sister and have sex with her so that you can get some of that built up pressure off your chest you need medical evaluation you racist fool.

  36. ?

    the whale and the twig

  37. Jamie's Uterus

    No pre-nup? This can only end badly. Oh Mimi..taken for a ride again. But at least there isn’t a sex tape of this black man pissing on you, I hope.

  38. bootlips

    Hoochee – shut up you nasty nappy headed ho. You coons all say the same thing. Go back to Africa and starve to death with the rest of the yard apes. Why oh why did we ever free your monkey ass? You people have caused nothing but havok since we removed the chains. Our forefathers were right to whip you little monkeys into submission. You monkeys can’t behave like human beings and all you do is blame others for your behavior. Dumb monkey. I bet you have flaring nostrils, pubes on your head, bootlips, big mouth, and smelly crap colored skin.

  39. amy

    Is that true? But I saw her profile on a millionaire&celeb dating site called **********8 “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  40. tinyodellgurl

    i can’t belive that she would make that HUGE mistake. Nick Cannon’s only profession is a bum comedian……. thatz not even funny, and Mariah is a platinum artist since the 80′s. Tell me if that equals up?

  41. Jaxx

    Racist people should be forced to live in poverty. Wait I forgot trailer parks fit into that category. oops. Mariah Carey is great. C’mon now. Like she won’t make him sign a pre-nup? Who cares who she marries. Nick Cannon isn’t evil. Oh and bootlips…apes are more intelligent and compassionate than you.

    Compassionate : having a sense of empathy for others.

    Empathy: a feeling not unlike sympathy. However, one who is empathetic cannot directly relate, but only imagine what the person/animal they are empathetic toward is feeling and try to provide comfort.
    And yes bootlips. Some people are compassionate toward their fellow man and animals. I’m sure the average elephant is not only more entertaining company than you but probably smells better than you do.
    Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are human beings. Nothing more…nothing less. Perhaps one day your great grandchildren will evolve into the human species. That is of course if you start reproducing outside of your family gene pool. Glad I could help.

  42. Jaxx

    bootlips…I take that back. Go get a vasectomy now. Some animal shelters will neuter for $50. Or you can just find a black woman and a pair of sissors.

  43. bootlips

    Black women don’t need a pair of scissors (spelled correctly). I get limp by just looking at them or smelling their vile odor.

  44. me

    Damn bootlips someone needs to get a life instead of writing racist messages anonymously on the internet. I dare you to walk up to a group of black men and woman and say to them the shit you’re posting on this site!! In fact I hope you do cause then you’ll get what you deserve. This is all I will ever say to you as your not worth it. My sincerest apologies to your sister.

    As for all the rest of you losers paying out Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, I think your all losers pretty much! You know next to nothing about them and yet you come onto some stupid internet site and write hate mail! Why? Well psycologists would probably say you hate yourself and have self-esteem issues. I’d say your wankers who wish you could find someone to marry you!

    If they are married and love each other then I hope they live “Happily Ever After”.

  45. bootlips

    Who in their right mind would walk up to a porch monkey and say things? They would sucker punch an old lady for ten dollars. Recently, a coon robbed a poor guy having a seizure. Neegers are the only race that thinks of robbing a victim lying on the ground. Humans help, neegers steal. Slavery was the best thing to happen to you people. It gives you an excuse to be incompetent, violent, useless, and irrational little monkeys.

  46. Underwear Expose

    Why do blacks reveal they underwear Yo? We be proud of our “street cred”.
    This be showin the “man” that they locked us up in jail but they didn’t be breakin our spirit. We shall defy whitey and commit more crimes, bitches.

    Amazingly accomplished race. I read on v a g i n a m a n g l e r s.com that African men mutilate their women’s clitorises after puberty. NIce race.

    Can someone justify showing off underwear and cutting clitorises?
    I mean I know some women need that extra large penis inside (shees that thing can after all pass a baby) but the ape that goes with it?
    White men are not attracted to black women. AT ALL.
    Name one attractive black woman. One. Not with the caucasionized hair please. And I will compare her to an average pretty white girl off the street.

  47. candice

    I can’t believe what I have read! There is no race superior 2 another, no race more beautiful than another, no one is any better or worse than another. Just last week there was a WHITE MAN that came into my job and ate from our trash cans. Im not going 2 be ignorant and single out the white race. That was just an example 2 show that every race makes bad choices in life. Just as every race commits crimes. Bootlips, I see u mentioned that blacks steal and slavery gave blacks a reason 2 be violent. Since ur so great at explaining things, why don’t u tell us all why that 18 year old white boy decided 2 stab and saw off the head of his own friend. Savage isn’t it? Well in every race there’s a robber, killer, and savage animal. Just like there’s a doctor, lawyer, and political activist in every race. Don’t be so ignorant bootlips. Ur so busy trying 2 name off the things the black race has done wrong, that u can’t even see the root of ur own evil ways. Hopefully god will help u see things a little clear. For ur sake, I hope it’s in life and not death.

  48. candice

    I can’t believe what I have read! There is no race superior 2 another, no race more beautiful than another, no one is any better or worse than another. Just last week there was a WHITE MAN that came into my job and ate from our trash cans. Im not going 2 be ignorant and single out the white race. That was just an example 2 show that every race makes bad choices in life. Just as every race commits crimes. Bootlips, I see u mentioned that blacks steal and slavery gave blacks a reason 2 be violent. Since ur so great at explaining things, why don’t u tell us all why that 18 year old white boy decided 2 stab and saw off the head of his own friend. Savage isn’t it? Well in every race there’s a robber, killer, and savage animal. Just like there’s a doctor, lawyer, and political activist in every race. Don’t be so ignorant bootlips. Ur so busy trying 2 name off the things the black race has done wrong, that u can’t even see the root of ur own evil ways. Hopefully god will help u see things a little clear. For ur sake, I hope it’s in life and not death.

  49. candice

    I can’t believe what I have read! There is no race superior 2 another, no race more beautiful than another, no one is any better or worse than another. Just last week there was a WHITE MAN that came into my job and ate from our trash cans. Im not going 2 be ignorant and single out the white race. That was just an example 2 show that every race makes bad choices in life. Just as every race commits crimes. Bootlips, I see u mentioned that blacks steal and slavery gave blacks a reason 2 be violent. Since ur so great at explaining things, why don’t u tell us all why that 18 year old white boy decided 2 stab and saw off the head of his own friend. Savage isn’t it? Well in every race there’s a robber, killer, and savage animal. Just like there’s a doctor, lawyer, and political activist in every race. Don’t be so ignorant bootlips. Ur so busy trying 2 name off the things the black race has done wrong, that u can’t even see the root of ur own evil ways. Hopefully god will help u see things a little clear. For ur sake, I hope it’s in life and not death.

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