Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon engaged

May 1st, 2008 // 67 Comments

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are reportedly engaged. That is if you believe the monstrosity on her finger is an engagement ring. (Note: Not the Band-Aid. That would be too romantic.) MSNBC reports:

The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when 38-year-old Carey (with Cannon on her arm) was seen sporting a dazzling new piece of bling on her ring finger at the after party for her Tribeca film, “Tennessee,” in New York.
When asked at the party what he loved about Mariah, 27-year-old Cannon gave a one-word answer: “Everything,”

Of course, Nick’s answer will eventually* change to “Everything – except the gotdamn menopause. Woman, turn down the air conditioner. I can see my breath, girl!” Aw, man, nothing funnier than the change. Right, grandma? CHRIST! You stabbed me with a knitting needle! That’s not adorable. We’re out of boxed wine? Oh, well then. All’s forgiven. Now go fetch your coat and I’ll take you down to the liquor store. And, no, we’re not shooting hobo’s on the way down. Ha ha, okay, maybe a few.

EDIT: TMZ is reporting that Nick gave Maria the same ring he gave his ex-fiancee. No one ever told me Nick Cannon is the slyest motherfucker on the planet! All I have to say is: SWISH!

Thanks to Jessica who is the hottest of the woodland creatures. I, of course, mean the duck-billed platypus. Smokin’!

*Tuesday April 6 11:16 AM EST.

Photos: Splash News

  1. roastbeef

    Why does she always have a stupid band-aid on her hand??

  2. I saw this story on E! online too, im not sure if i believe it… maybe ive been out of the loop for a min, but it doesnt sound right to me.

  3. CJ

    Someone save Nick….he’s done nothing to think he derserves to be a slave to this over-cooked diva!!! If it’s a mommy he needs…look for one who actually likes kids!!!

  4. CJ

    What could Nick be thinking? What has he got going on in his mind that he feels he deserves to be a carpet to some over-cooked diva? If it’s a mommy he wants….at least hook up with someone who likes kids….and not just well-done!!! This has-been has her nerve!!

  5. PettyPape

    FINALLY! 2 posts in a row with no “FIRST” assclownery. Who the fuck is Nick Cannon? And why does he have a run-on name? Ni Cannon? Nick Annon? Oh, Nick Cannon.

  6. STeve

    She still looks like Curious George the cartoon chimp

  7. Ms. G

    All of you immature asshole’s need to grow the fuck up and stop hating on Mariah. She is a beautiful and very talented woman!

  8. HeavenScent

    if you little newsies were on the up and up, you’d know mariah has a band aid on because her dog nipped her….course she could be shootin up youth dew w/ wino-house but who knows….there are plenty worse than m.c. she could kick madge’s old botoxed ass any day….but nick cannon? guess Lil Bow Wow was already taken?

    But don’t believe what you are seeing!!

  10. joe

    This is one fat bitch that I can’t tolerate !!
    She used to be pretty and slim when she started her career ! now she has turned into a fat whore who seems to be bursting in her skin !

  11. Jim

    Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. “She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site”, according to the officials of that site.


    What’s the band-aid for??? OH YEAH!! It’s to cover up the liver spots.

  13. Doesn’t he know how dangerous marrying Mariah could be? Yikes.

  14. Doesn’t he know how dangerous marrying Mariah could be? Yikes.

  15. violet

    40. lipper – May 1, 2008 3:14 PM

    We’re just lets say. Smarter? *smooches*

    You’re just ‘lets say’?
    I’ve been with a woman in her 30s for a bit. She’s pretty damn delicious (bad pun, oops) but it differs from girl to girl.

    I prefer guys in that age range… now THEY are in their prime, in my opinion.
    They know what they want and don’t put up with shit, and take care of themselves….mmmm my newest 30 year old man-toy has the nicest muscle tone. As a 21 year old who is pretty mature for her age, I like this. Young guys never *quite* get it right.

  16. Mariah Carey is simply smokin’ hot. She’s up there with Kim K. I click on the button to “supersize” the pictures because these are two wonderfuly supersized, curvy women!

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