Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are reportedly engaged. That is if you believe the monstrosity on her finger is an engagement ring. (Note: Not the Band-Aid. That would be too romantic.) MSNBC reports:
The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when 38-year-old Carey (with Cannon on her arm) was seen sporting a dazzling new piece of bling on her ring finger at the after party for her Tribeca film, “Tennessee,” in New York.
When asked at the party what he loved about Mariah, 27-year-old Cannon gave a one-word answer: “Everything,”
Of course, Nick’s answer will eventually* change to “Everything – except the gotdamn menopause. Woman, turn down the air conditioner. I can see my breath, girl!” Aw, man, nothing funnier than the change. Right, grandma? CHRIST! You stabbed me with a knitting needle! That’s not adorable. We’re out of boxed wine? Oh, well then. All’s forgiven. Now go fetch your coat and I’ll take you down to the liquor store. And, no, we’re not shooting hobo’s on the way down. Ha ha, okay, maybe a few.
EDIT: TMZ is reporting that Nick gave Maria the same ring he gave his ex-fiancee. No one ever told me Nick Cannon is the slyest motherfucker on the planet! All I have to say is: SWISH!
Thanks to Jessica who is the hottest of the woodland creatures. I, of course, mean the duck-billed platypus. Smokin’!
*Tuesday April 6 11:16 AM EST.
It's me Fuckers | May 1, 2008 at 1:23 pm
nice rock
ganzagwenie | May 1, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Apparently that’s the same ring that the dude gave to his ex-finance.
Tacky!
Jacks - 54 | May 1, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Isn’t that the ring he gave to his ex fiance? that victoria secret model?
Thats romantic
Grunion | May 1, 2008 at 1:28 pm
words cannot describe how much I hate this vacant slut
mamadough | May 1, 2008 at 1:31 pm
i could never see her with a white guy….
Spazz | May 1, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Such a bitch – who even cares about her?
Anonymous | May 1, 2008 at 1:33 pm
It will last 16 months, tops.
boo | May 1, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Maybe I’m confused but isn’t he the guy who peed on Kim?
This is a first | May 1, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I can’t stand her but I actually like her outfit. Of course she still had to flash the obligatory boob. Some things will never change, like her insecurities.
Fasshonaburu | May 1, 2008 at 1:42 pm
http://www.latina.com/entertainment/daily-latina/more-daily-latina/breaking-exclusive-mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-mar
Latina Magazine is reporting that they already got married, think it’s true?
JC | May 1, 2008 at 1:43 pm
by the way….they are saying that they eloped…so apparently the countdown to divorce begins……I say 90 days…
Ali | May 1, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Isn’t he alot younger than her?
Matthew | May 1, 2008 at 1:46 pm
he is lucky to do mariah and her puppies
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Da Brat is gonna be soooooooooo disappointed. I mean, years of goin’ down on Mariah like a bunch of South Africans in a diamond mine for what?
Onyx Blackman | May 1, 2008 at 1:49 pm
@ #5
She was married to Tommy Mottola, but since I don’t really count Italians as white people, I guess you’re right.
jessica nrenndn | May 1, 2008 at 1:53 pm
@ number 8, no that was rayjay.
BUT mariah carey is a psycho bitch and a half!
kitty_kat | May 1, 2008 at 1:54 pm
If this is true, that’s just sad. Is she really that desperate??? Nick fucking Cannon?
combustion8 | May 1, 2008 at 2:00 pm
little late fish, they are now married.
Krista | May 1, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Another site is reporting they have already eloped!!! DONE DEAL.
kt | May 1, 2008 at 2:02 pm
yeah…um…they are married now
and that’s a re-used ring
Jessie | May 1, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Whoa, I didn’t even know they were dating.
They White Urkle | May 1, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Damn this broad has a nice rack. Fake or real, who really cares? As long as she shaves her vag. Hairy vag makes me gag.
Clif | May 1, 2008 at 2:08 pm
i’ve seen that rock before… i think it was chasing indiana jones out of a cave.
SlyAndTheFamilyStallone | May 1, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Nick fucking Cannon? Oh, Mariah, you desperate, desperate girl. I would have married you and the twins. I’m not rich, but hey, at least I wasn’t in the Day Of The Dead re-make. Well, you can finally say you know someone who was in a movie worse than Glitter…and that’s just fucking sad.
Big ole hairy hole with dead flies -n- stankin -n- oozin Hot | May 1, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Real men like their cunts xtra bushy and unshowered. Just like the Lord made em. Of course he also made penises with foreskins and he decided to have his pet humans cut em off…too confusing.
veggi | May 1, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Fish, let go of the bong and post something. This shit makes me want to throw things at my coworkers. More than usual..
Fumus | May 1, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Yea but she’s still hot, right?
*cricket*
Oh c’mon seriously?!?
*cricket*
Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no…I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that’s a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem…Ladies…all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!
Fumus | May 1, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Yea but she’s still hot, right?
*cricket*
Oh c’mon seriously?!?
*cricket*
Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no…I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that’s a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem…Ladies…all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!
Fumus | May 1, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Yea but she’s still hot, right?
*cricket*
Oh c’mon seriously?!?
*cricket*
Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no…I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that’s a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem…Ladies…all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!
Heroiny | May 1, 2008 at 2:31 pm
#27, 28 & 29 …… click once and wait, douchebag
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I agree with veggi, except it makes me want to throw my coworkers..
Fucking cougars…..
Sewer stinky Pink - Hair and All | May 1, 2008 at 2:37 pm
;) Hey FRIST, you can throw me around anytime baby!
ph7 | May 1, 2008 at 2:47 pm
She is a perfect sex toy.
lipper | May 1, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I love the on going trend of older women who are in their sexual prime finally hooking up with younger men who can keep up with them.
… ok I might be biased since I’m a cougar myself dating someone 11 years younger than me. Age means nothing, silly gooses.
menopause doesn’t usually start til upper 40′s. Usually. 50′s is more common.
Mandy | May 1, 2008 at 2:54 pm
She’s not engaged anymore. They got married yesterday. It was on Perez Hilton. Your website is such a piece of crap, you can’t even stay up to date and you flood it with pictures of vapid idiots in bikinis. Way to make a difference in the world!
Rotten Crotch | May 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Stinky are you bi?????? I wouldn’t mind mashin’ cooters witcha! Y’know grind the flies and crabs a bit down the loins. I would so lick your girly gash and stick your slick n slime. Let me know eh?
lipper | May 1, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Sure I will turn into a wrinkled bag of sagging twat and veiny hands soon. That don’t get me down. Not being able to get a good man while in my fading prime is not important to me. I fear not AIDS! My magic cunt is immune! I just want some D I C K in there while I can still get sticky!
Luv ya little boyz
Auntie Kryst | May 1, 2008 at 3:03 pm
@35 “Way to make a difference in the world!” Yeeouch!! Mandy, that’s strong stuff. Last I looked this site was called The Superficial not NPR.
veggi | May 1, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I see boredom has caused the sickened to creep out of the cracks.
New post FRIST!!!
lipper | May 1, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Troll Lipper. Sigh. Such hate! Did I hit a cord? GOOD!
Sorry hon, don’t hate cause you young ones can’t keep a man. I’m 36 and flying high and very firm. Just because you are in your 30′s doesn’t mean you lost your muscle tone. Dumb asses. There is something to experience that these younger ones like. We don’t play stupid ass games and know what we want and how to get what we want. We’re just lets say. Smarter? *smooches*
Really, if we were SO out of shape like you would love to think, do you think hot young men would stoop to that? Think about it. I know its hard. But try.
Mangled Baby Maker - super stretched out and varicose | May 1, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Veggi/douche-sipper/bottom playground for flamers/telescopic anus/ whatever, there is all kind of sick creeping out of my crack Hero. Wannt peek?
Dear lipper | May 1, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Some of what you may say has an element of truth to it. Like crack and heroin addicts say they get high. But I may be young and date guys my OWN age and you, well, you are staring 40 in the face. And speaking of face. How are those crow’s feet?
kamoze | May 1, 2008 at 3:43 pm
43rd!
darya | May 1, 2008 at 3:45 pm
42-
I have to agree with Lipper on this one. Sure, some older women “let themselves go” but others tend get along surprisingly well with younger men, in and out of the bedroom. My mom always told me to marry a younger man because older men tend to get really antisocial and weird, like my dear father.
If you really feel that way about older women, chances are by the time you’re 40 you won’t have any self-esteem and you will have created a self-fulfilling prophecy.
darya | May 1, 2008 at 3:45 pm
42-
I have to agree with Lipper on this one. Sure, some older women “let themselves go” but others tend get along surprisingly well with younger men, in and out of the bedroom. My mom always told me to marry a younger man because older men tend to get really antisocial and weird, like my dear father.
If you really feel that way about older women, chances are by the time you’re 40 you won’t have any self-esteem and you will have created a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm
She actually looks pretty decent here, must be love.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 1, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I guess Nick Cannon doesn’t want any kids.
wreckhouse | May 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm
How are Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey, and Mariah Carey’s ego all going to fit in the same house together?
reem | May 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm
my love someday we’ll be togetha’.. mc my love
reem | May 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm
my love someday we’ll be togetha’.. mc my love