Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon engaged

May 1st, 2008 // 67 Comments

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are reportedly engaged. That is if you believe the monstrosity on her finger is an engagement ring. (Note: Not the Band-Aid. That would be too romantic.) MSNBC reports:

The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when 38-year-old Carey (with Cannon on her arm) was seen sporting a dazzling new piece of bling on her ring finger at the after party for her Tribeca film, “Tennessee,” in New York.
When asked at the party what he loved about Mariah, 27-year-old Cannon gave a one-word answer: “Everything,”

Of course, Nick’s answer will eventually* change to “Everything – except the gotdamn menopause. Woman, turn down the air conditioner. I can see my breath, girl!” Aw, man, nothing funnier than the change. Right, grandma? CHRIST! You stabbed me with a knitting needle! That’s not adorable. We’re out of boxed wine? Oh, well then. All’s forgiven. Now go fetch your coat and I’ll take you down to the liquor store. And, no, we’re not shooting hobo’s on the way down. Ha ha, okay, maybe a few.

EDIT: TMZ is reporting that Nick gave Maria the same ring he gave his ex-fiancee. No one ever told me Nick Cannon is the slyest motherfucker on the planet! All I have to say is: SWISH!

Thanks to Jessica who is the hottest of the woodland creatures. I, of course, mean the duck-billed platypus. Smokin’!

*Tuesday April 6 11:16 AM EST.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. It's me Fuckers

    nice rock

  2. ganzagwenie

    Apparently that’s the same ring that the dude gave to his ex-finance.

    Tacky!

  3. Isn’t that the ring he gave to his ex fiance? that victoria secret model?

    Thats romantic

  4. Grunion

    words cannot describe how much I hate this vacant slut

  5. mamadough

    i could never see her with a white guy….

  6. Spazz

    Such a bitch – who even cares about her?

  7. Anonymous

    It will last 16 months, tops.

  8. boo

    Maybe I’m confused but isn’t he the guy who peed on Kim?

  9. This is a first

    I can’t stand her but I actually like her outfit. Of course she still had to flash the obligatory boob. Some things will never change, like her insecurities.

  10. JC

    by the way….they are saying that they eloped…so apparently the countdown to divorce begins……I say 90 days…

  11. Ali

    Isn’t he alot younger than her?

  12. Matthew

    he is lucky to do mariah and her puppies

  13. Da Brat is gonna be soooooooooo disappointed. I mean, years of goin’ down on Mariah like a bunch of South Africans in a diamond mine for what?

  14. Onyx Blackman

    @ #5

    She was married to Tommy Mottola, but since I don’t really count Italians as white people, I guess you’re right.

  15. jessica nrenndn

    @ number 8, no that was rayjay.

    BUT mariah carey is a psycho bitch and a half!

  16. kitty_kat

    If this is true, that’s just sad. Is she really that desperate??? Nick fucking Cannon?

  17. combustion8

    little late fish, they are now married.

  18. Krista

    Another site is reporting they have already eloped!!! DONE DEAL.

  19. kt

    yeah…um…they are married now

    and that’s a re-used ring

  20. Jessie

    Whoa, I didn’t even know they were dating.

  21. They White Urkle

    Damn this broad has a nice rack. Fake or real, who really cares? As long as she shaves her vag. Hairy vag makes me gag.

  22. i’ve seen that rock before… i think it was chasing indiana jones out of a cave.

  23. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    Nick fucking Cannon? Oh, Mariah, you desperate, desperate girl. I would have married you and the twins. I’m not rich, but hey, at least I wasn’t in the Day Of The Dead re-make. Well, you can finally say you know someone who was in a movie worse than Glitter…and that’s just fucking sad.

  24. Big ole hairy hole with dead flies -n- stankin -n- oozin Hot

    Real men like their cunts xtra bushy and unshowered. Just like the Lord made em. Of course he also made penises with foreskins and he decided to have his pet humans cut em off…too confusing.

  25. veggi

    Fish, let go of the bong and post something. This shit makes me want to throw things at my coworkers. More than usual..

  26. Fumus

    Yea but she’s still hot, right?

    *cricket*

    Oh c’mon seriously?!?

    *cricket*

    Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no…I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that’s a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem…Ladies…all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!

  27. Fumus

    Yea but she’s still hot, right?

    *cricket*

    Oh c’mon seriously?!?

    *cricket*

    Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no…I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that’s a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem…Ladies…all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!

  28. Fumus

    Yea but she’s still hot, right?

    *cricket*

    Oh c’mon seriously?!?

    *cricket*

    Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no…I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that’s a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem…Ladies…all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!

  29. Heroiny

    #27, 28 & 29 …… click once and wait, douchebag

  30. I agree with veggi, except it makes me want to throw my coworkers..

    Fucking cougars…..

  31. Sewer stinky Pink - Hair and All

    ;) Hey FRIST, you can throw me around anytime baby!

  32. ph7

    She is a perfect sex toy.

  33. lipper

    I love the on going trend of older women who are in their sexual prime finally hooking up with younger men who can keep up with them.

    … ok I might be biased since I’m a cougar myself dating someone 11 years younger than me. Age means nothing, silly gooses.

    menopause doesn’t usually start til upper 40′s. Usually. 50′s is more common.

  34. Mandy

    She’s not engaged anymore. They got married yesterday. It was on Perez Hilton. Your website is such a piece of crap, you can’t even stay up to date and you flood it with pictures of vapid idiots in bikinis. Way to make a difference in the world!

  35. Rotten Crotch

    Stinky are you bi?????? I wouldn’t mind mashin’ cooters witcha! Y’know grind the flies and crabs a bit down the loins. I would so lick your girly gash and stick your slick n slime. Let me know eh?

  36. lipper

    Sure I will turn into a wrinkled bag of sagging twat and veiny hands soon. That don’t get me down. Not being able to get a good man while in my fading prime is not important to me. I fear not AIDS! My magic cunt is immune! I just want some D I C K in there while I can still get sticky!
    Luv ya little boyz

  37. Auntie Kryst

    @35 “Way to make a difference in the world!” Yeeouch!! Mandy, that’s strong stuff. Last I looked this site was called The Superficial not NPR.

  38. veggi

    I see boredom has caused the sickened to creep out of the cracks.

    New post FRIST!!!

  39. lipper

    Troll Lipper. Sigh. Such hate! Did I hit a cord? GOOD!

    Sorry hon, don’t hate cause you young ones can’t keep a man. I’m 36 and flying high and very firm. Just because you are in your 30′s doesn’t mean you lost your muscle tone. Dumb asses. There is something to experience that these younger ones like. We don’t play stupid ass games and know what we want and how to get what we want. We’re just lets say. Smarter? *smooches*

    Really, if we were SO out of shape like you would love to think, do you think hot young men would stoop to that? Think about it. I know its hard. But try.

  40. Mangled Baby Maker - super stretched out and varicose

    Veggi/douche-sipper/bottom playground for flamers/telescopic anus/ whatever, there is all kind of sick creeping out of my crack Hero. Wannt peek?

  41. Dear lipper

    Some of what you may say has an element of truth to it. Like crack and heroin addicts say they get high. But I may be young and date guys my OWN age and you, well, you are staring 40 in the face. And speaking of face. How are those crow’s feet?

  42. kamoze

    43rd!

  43. darya

    42-
    I have to agree with Lipper on this one. Sure, some older women “let themselves go” but others tend get along surprisingly well with younger men, in and out of the bedroom. My mom always told me to marry a younger man because older men tend to get really antisocial and weird, like my dear father.
    If you really feel that way about older women, chances are by the time you’re 40 you won’t have any self-esteem and you will have created a self-fulfilling prophecy.

  44. darya

    42-
    I have to agree with Lipper on this one. Sure, some older women “let themselves go” but others tend get along surprisingly well with younger men, in and out of the bedroom. My mom always told me to marry a younger man because older men tend to get really antisocial and weird, like my dear father.
    If you really feel that way about older women, chances are by the time you’re 40 you won’t have any self-esteem and you will have created a self-fulfilling prophecy.

  45. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    She actually looks pretty decent here, must be love.

  46. I guess Nick Cannon doesn’t want any kids.

  47. wreckhouse

    How are Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey, and Mariah Carey’s ego all going to fit in the same house together?

  48. my love someday we’ll be togetha’.. mc my love

  49. my love someday we’ll be togetha’.. mc my love

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