Could she be any more OBESE??? Her dress looks like sausage casing to her mounds of fat. She could learn a thing or two from Nicole Ritchie.
What a POSER!
Guy in striped shirt is there for picking up dog poo, and he’s not too happy about it. He also is the one who wipes Mariah’s ass for her.
Looks like she’s a six-fingered Thalidomide baby in the first pic. And what’s with the dog’s cock? TCLT(dog’s)C.
Stripe in the 3rd picture looks PISSED. Like that dog is a football and he’s Charlie Brown. Except that Mariah is no Lucy, Lucy was way hotter.
look at him, he’s a mutt! he’s white with a BROWN EAR. looks to be untrained; he’s all over the place and his head is hanging. and mariah’s holding the leash at arm’s-length like she’s never held a leash before.
It was raining in Baltimore the other day and I was headed to my Korean friends house. When I got there him and his cousins asked if it was hard to see while I was driving. I told them it was raining “cats and dogs” out there. For some reason they all grabbed forks and knives and ran outside………
and just think… she just insured her legs for $1BILLION… i can’t imagine how much it would cost to insure that fat ass..
Maybe she’s wearing those spiky heels and walking the dog in the hopes that the dog will trip her up, thereby causing her to fall and break a leg or 2, and thereby allowing her to collect the $1 billion in leg insurance.
I’d regret it, but I’d hit dat. Fat girlz need lovin; too.
if i saw her on the street i would just think she was another nutjob on the streets on new york
she wises so bad she could’ve been a supermodel. fat ho.
Good call, MotherOfPearl.
In the first picture she looks like she has to piss worse than the dog. Either that, or her knees have kung-fu grip. Which is probably the case, because I read somewhere that she actually has hands on the ends of them.
She is so wearing a girdle!
Only Mimi can make walking a dog look sexy. We need to see more sexy everyday pictures, like Mimi doing laundry, Mimi changing a tire, or Mimi frantically searching for a bathroom because she has the runs.
Why is there a giant banana walking a dog?
The only way this could not be a photo op would be if she was seen scooping up the dog’s poo and carrying it home in the little blue bag. But since the woman can’t even drink out of a straw by herself there’s no way she scoops the doop.
She is a fat ugly cow. All those mean kids from school she talked about on Oprah were absolutely right. Her legs loog like pillow cases full of chocolate milk.
@21 Please don’t ask that because I’m sure its possible, and she would probably keep dressing like a 5 dollar ho.
BTW, isn’t she married to that skinny-ass douche from Jailbreak?
What a bitch! The dog, too.
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