Mariah Carey and her dog leave Hotel Gansevoort

June 1st, 2006 // 247 Comments





  1. IFuckingHateYou

    Can’t a girl earn a little extra cash?
    It’s obvious that she’s wearing the heels because she got a side job as a jack-hammer. She just wobbles that fat ass around & the dog spins here around a little and there goes the sidewalk.
    Even fat whores need to be able to earn a living when they can’t fuck no mo.

  2. PapaHotNuts

    I’d like to kick that dog, then scream something random, like “Now you know how I feel mother fucker!!” and just run off.

  3. Pearly

    Nice dress and shoes for a morning walk with the pooch!! She looks like a tranny hooker from the meat packing district. At least she isn’t singing that vocal lesson shit…

  4. PapaHotNuts

    And why is Gary Sheffield with her?

  5. ptprez


    her bathroom is zebra striped because star jones takes craps the size of africa…

  6. #1 Sharkbite – Before I can even be surprised that she has to doll herself up to walk her dog, I still have to recover from the shock that Mariah herself is holding the leash.

  7. Binky

    Poochie looks a little jumpy – and apparently, the word at the kennel is poochie calls MARIAH ‘bitch’.

  8. HarryNipples

    The dog looks embarrassed – I hope he shits on her $800.00 shoes…

  9. HarryNipples

    If no one wants her services as a prostitute she can always register as a public utility so that anyone can use her…

  10. Dr.Rokter

    #54 ‘Cause theah both fahkin’ ovahpriced, geriatric, primah dawnahs?

  11. Fisher55

    55, lol…did Star have a framed picture of herself on the bathroom counter?

    i heard that Star’s stuff is zebra-striped because she’s such an animal in the sack *rowwrrr* (w/ her gay husband)

  12. I hate fat people. Everyone in my office is fat and they turn the AC on so high that I sit here freezing my ass off but they are covered in 10 inches of fatty tissue and are always hot. They also get so excited when when of them brings in treats they almost start to cry. Sorry just thought I would share.

  13. BigJim

    Woof! What a pooch.

    Nice dog, though.

  14. BigJim

    I wonder if the dog is a bitch too.

  15. Italian Stallion

    Looking at this picture reminds me of tanning lotion but I can’t seem to remember why………..

  16. Italian Stallion

    Banana Boat, I remembered……….

  17. Fisher55

    that furry animal looks like it’s about to squat down on its hind legs and take an enormous steaming shit right there on the sidewalk…same goes for the little white puppy

  18. Fisher55

    i know, 40, i stole your joke sorry. originality’s a bitch

  19. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Foghornleghorn sez:I say, I say, God DAMN woman! Somebody tell her to put down that Barbazon modeling handbook and Slimfast, and to give that dress back to BoredBlonde.

  20. Shelley Bonnechance

    That dress looks like it was cobbled together out of the foam swimming floats middle-aged women bask on in the pool. Great for a hot day at the swim club; absolutely craptastic in a dress.

    Mariah isn’t really fat by normal person standards, but by celebrity standards, she is heeeeyooooge – a force to be reckoned with, like an army tank sitting next to a Little Tykes plastic wagon.

    She’s going to fall off those ridiculous shoes and twist her ankle. I hope one of those guys standing around leering at her is in the mood to be chivalrous and haul her butt up off the sidewalk.

  21. Reminds me of a joke.

    Me: That’s the ugliest pig I have ever seen.
    Mariah: It’s not a pig, it’s a dog.
    Me: I was talking to the dog.

  22. little_fleabag

    At least she has a normal sized dog rather than one of those diamantee-clad Tinkerbelle things that have to be carried around in your handbag.

  23. 62

    Well my fat coworker (she calls herself “fluffy”) just got her bellybutton pierced, for the love of pete. Did I mention that she’s also in her 40′s, has a big abdomen (which is further distended from a hysterectomy to remove her diseased uterus), and sweats so much she has to wait til she gets to work to put on her makeup? She and her 16 year-old daughter went to Venice Beach (yeah, I know) over the weekend, and her daughter wanted to get her bellybutton pierced, so for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to subject someone to seeing her stomach. I can see it poking through her shirt and it’s quite nauseating. Ten to one it’ll get infected, because how could any oxygen get through the impenetrable wall of “fluff”? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!

    Sorry, had to get that off my chest.

  24. PapaHotNuts

    They say the camera adds ten pounds, so I assume there are 15 cameras on her.

  25. superstar26

    she could use some corn rolls!

  26. IFuckingHateYou

    BoredBlonde – as a fat person, I hate you too.
    Skinny chicks never swallow, worried about those extra calories.
    Which reminds me: TCLTC

  27. BoredBlonde

    Oshkosh WHY would I want her dress? Unless I am going camping that is. I could use a yellow tent.

  28. I still think she looks hot, I’d definately bang her. Over and over!

  29. dominocat

    she doesn’t seem to be getting very far on that walk. And that dress does *nothing* for her. It’s almost too skanky for Paris…

  30. Shelley Bonnechance

    I’ve thought it over and decided that I would rather see Mariah Carey in a dumb dress and shoes like this, with makeup and nicely brushed hair fakely walking her dog than Britney Spears dressed in pajama bottoms, a stained t-shirt, no makeup and bed hair fakely strolling Sean Preston through Safeway on a Cheetos run.

    Yes, Mariah looks like a hoochie mama, but at least she’s put some effort into things.

  31. BoredBlonde

    #76 I read in Maxum there is only 75 calories in the average ejaculation. Anyway I don’t worry about calories, I just don’t go around shoving every morsel of food down my throat like a fat person.

  32. Fisher55

    why don’t you guys get jobs where thin and beautiful people work? you’re kinda fat by association if u don’t

  33. Italian Stallion

    @77 nextime I go camping, I could use a BoredBlonde……

  34. SpecialAgentWind

    @#62 – I did offer you one of my cookies. :)
    Mariah makes me feel good on my bad outfit days – b/c there’s no way anyone can look worse than her.

  35. BoredBlonde

    #78 Are you a buffalo hunter by chance? That’d be one big buffalo to bag!

  36. professor booty


    Can you send me her phone number? Or email will do.

  37. PapaHotNuts

    She’s actually walking a pony, but next to her fat yellow gorilla body, the pony looks like a small dog.

  38. wtf, while I’m female and realize that sometimes it can be difficult to walk in heels….IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU PIGEONED-TOED!!!!!!!!!!

  39. hurley

    give some perspective.
    it’s a skinny-person’s belief, that fat people are so, by their own doing: eating poorly, not exercising. and that’s where the lack-of-understanding comes from.

    what is the fat person’s perspective?

  40. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    81 – Silly, I was saying she borrowed YOUR dress, because it’s tight. And she’s fat. Ergo, fat people suck. I rest my case.

  41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I love this fat versus skinny thing. Fat people always lose. Ha! Fatasses…

  42. PapaHotNuts

    She’s not fat, she has a weight problem.

    She can’t wait to eat.

  43. 86

    Are you into fat chicks or something? ‘Cuz I know she’s looking to be porked.

  44. Feed_Me_Chocolate


    Unless they sit on us.

  45. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    92 – That joke probably works better when spoken, and a few shots of Yager wouldn’t hurt either.
    P.S. I know its spelled Jager. Stay out of our insider’s circle of trust and secrets. And lies and sex. Oh yeah.

  46. BoredBlonde

    #92 haha that was the best! I can’t wait to use it and claim it as my own.

  47. Jacq

    I’m sure that someone already pointed this out – but why does it look like she has no idea what do to? It’s an effen leash, Mariah! I’d talk trash, but no one can keep this fat/thin/fat bitch down.

  48. isegoria

    I hate that fucking woman.

  49. PapaHotNuts

    @95- Stay out of your circle of trust?

  50. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    99 – That was referring to the people who would read and correct my spelling of “Yager”. On another note, Mariah Carey smells like pork! Constantly!

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