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sharkbite | June 1, 2006 at 11:01 am
Are we really that surprised that she has to doll herself up to walk the dog?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
sabahat | June 1, 2006 at 11:02 am
dammit, i almost made it to first!
Alacran | June 1, 2006 at 11:03 am
I would do the dog to Mariah
waterranger | June 1, 2006 at 11:04 am
Wow, its amazing that Mariah could actually take PHONIER pictures than the pnes with the homeless guy. As if she could walk in those shoes! She can barely pose in them.
waterranger | June 1, 2006 at 11:05 am
*ones*
waterranger | June 1, 2006 at 11:06 am
*ones*
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 11:07 am
she looks so awkward with that dog. she’s such a fat cow. and pigeon-toed. i liked her so much in 1991.
Adam | June 1, 2006 at 11:07 am
Doesn’t she have a huge NYC apartment that most of us have seen on Cribs? Then again, if I was doing the walk of shame, I would want a dog with me too…”I don’t have bed head, the dog had to go!”
littlelady04 | June 1, 2006 at 11:07 am
wait, didnt she wear this on 106 n park yesterday?
Feed_Me_Chocolate | June 1, 2006 at 11:08 am
Poor shrinking violet. She’s utilizing the “cute doggy” act to get attention. Bet you that dog winds his leash around her stilletos and she flashes the beav again.
gammanormids | June 1, 2006 at 11:09 am
dress up to walk your dog is not the problem… dress up to walk your dog and act like the most stupid of the whores, it is, IMO.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | June 1, 2006 at 11:10 am
Look at that black dude “mad dogging” the dog. Ha. Bad joke.
He kind of looks like Lando Calrisian (sp?).
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 11:12 am
where are the baggies for the dog’s poo?? you can’t crap-up manhattan with your friggin dog. i hope she gets a fine. friggin lazy losers who don’t pick up after their dogs.
Proteon | June 1, 2006 at 11:12 am
What a tragedy. In the last stages before her age is impossible to hide, Mariah is a MILF except I don’t think she’s had a cock in years – maybe ever. She is in for one of the rudest wake up calls of all time – either that or paranoid schizophrenia within 2 years.
Zed | June 1, 2006 at 11:13 am
I always get this dressed up to walk my dog. And, like Mariah, I pose a lot as he makes poopy. What’s the problem?
Italian Stallion | June 1, 2006 at 11:13 am
She was learning Chinese recipes and just picked dinner up from the local pet store. Check out the picture with the muscle dude, he’s like “I can’t believe she’s gonna eat that shit”…….
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 11:15 am
in the 2nd photo it looks like she’s “presenting” to the guy in the striped shirt. or to anyone behind her…
Sstyles | June 1, 2006 at 11:16 am
I want to see the picture of her bending over and picking up a steaming pile of dog crap.
pinky_nip | June 1, 2006 at 11:17 am
Good thing she’s not wearing nylons. Those thighs rubbing together could start a huge forest fire.
PapaHotNuts | June 1, 2006 at 11:17 am
I wonder if the dog is a half-breed like Mariah.
BoredBlonde | June 1, 2006 at 11:19 am
Could she be any more OBESE??? Her dress looks like sausage casing to her mounds of fat. She could learn a thing or two from Nicole Ritchie.
Giggles | June 1, 2006 at 11:20 am
What a POSER!
alaskanchicsickle | June 1, 2006 at 11:20 am
Guy in striped shirt is there for picking up dog poo, and he’s not too happy about it. He also is the one who wipes Mariah’s ass for her.
energythief | June 1, 2006 at 11:21 am
Looks like she’s a six-fingered Thalidomide baby in the first pic. And what’s with the dog’s cock? TCLT(dog’s)C.
Stripe in the 3rd picture looks PISSED. Like that dog is a football and he’s Charlie Brown. Except that Mariah is no Lucy, Lucy was way hotter.
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 11:21 am
look at him, he’s a mutt! he’s white with a BROWN EAR. looks to be untrained; he’s all over the place and his head is hanging. and mariah’s holding the leash at arm’s-length like she’s never held a leash before.
Italian Stallion | June 1, 2006 at 11:21 am
It was raining in Baltimore the other day and I was headed to my Korean friends house. When I got there him and his cousins asked if it was hard to see while I was driving. I told them it was raining “cats and dogs” out there. For some reason they all grabbed forks and knives and ran outside………
trophywife | June 1, 2006 at 11:22 am
and just think… she just insured her legs for $1BILLION… i can’t imagine how much it would cost to insure that fat ass..
MotherOfPearl | June 1, 2006 at 11:22 am
Maybe she’s wearing those spiky heels and walking the dog in the hopes that the dog will trip her up, thereby causing her to fall and break a leg or 2, and thereby allowing her to collect the $1 billion in leg insurance.
spamnews | June 1, 2006 at 11:23 am
I’d regret it, but I’d hit dat. Fat girlz need lovin; too.
Fisher55 | June 1, 2006 at 11:24 am
if i saw her on the street i would just think she was another nutjob on the streets on new york
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 11:25 am
she wises so bad she could’ve been a supermodel. fat ho.
Good call, MotherOfPearl.
Dr.Rokter | June 1, 2006 at 11:25 am
In the first picture she looks like she has to piss worse than the dog. Either that, or her knees have kung-fu grip. Which is probably the case, because I read somewhere that she actually has hands on the ends of them.
Catscratch | June 1, 2006 at 11:25 am
She is so wearing a girdle!
Puppy Kicker | June 1, 2006 at 11:26 am
Only Mimi can make walking a dog look sexy. We need to see more sexy everyday pictures, like Mimi doing laundry, Mimi changing a tire, or Mimi frantically searching for a bathroom because she has the runs.
krisdylee | June 1, 2006 at 11:26 am
Why is there a giant banana walking a dog?
Saucie | June 1, 2006 at 11:27 am
The only way this could not be a photo op would be if she was seen scooping up the dog’s poo and carrying it home in the little blue bag. But since the woman can’t even drink out of a straw by herself there’s no way she scoops the doop.
geedarn | June 1, 2006 at 11:27 am
She is a fat ugly cow. All those mean kids from school she talked about on Oprah were absolutely right. Her legs loog like pillow cases full of chocolate milk.
alaskanchicsickle | June 1, 2006 at 11:29 am
@21 Please don’t ask that because I’m sure its possible, and she would probably keep dressing like a 5 dollar ho.
geedarn | June 1, 2006 at 11:31 am
BTW, isn’t she married to that skinny-ass douche from Jailbreak?
Jedi Kevin | June 1, 2006 at 11:31 am
What a bitch! The dog, too.
mushmouth | June 1, 2006 at 11:31 am
Oh, she’s not that attractive as celebs go. She’s a little fat. But here in the real world, we guys are mostly looking to thoroughly boof a chick with jugs like that. It’s just what we do and how we are wired.
If you gotta problem with that, sorry.
PapaHotNuts | June 1, 2006 at 11:32 am
She looks like a taxi, only bigger.
BoredBlonde | June 1, 2006 at 11:32 am
When people finally figure out her singing is horrid she has a bright career ahead of her as a linebacker. Look at her beefy shoulders.
krisdylee | June 1, 2006 at 11:32 am
Stacey and Clinton have always said no mini skirts after 35… I’m sure they’d say no sausage casing EVER……
Binky | June 1, 2006 at 11:33 am
She’ll need a lot stronger leash than that if she starts singing.
Dr.Rokter | June 1, 2006 at 11:33 am
What’s funny is that you don’t get to see the pictures where she unhinges her jaw and eats the dog, her bodyguard, a broken parking meter and the lower half of her left arm. Fatty.
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 11:38 am
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mushmouth,
but at any cost? what if the cost is syphilis? or chlamydia? i’m afraid that’s what we’re talking here.
infested receptacle.
Spindoc | June 1, 2006 at 11:41 am
These are even more phoney than her beach photos with the dog. Who walks their dog in 5 inch heels. And…..this just in, Here is STar Johnes apt. that is for sale. Scan through the pics to see just how tacky it is. I would like to point out the bathroom tile and the zebra striped furniture…
http://www.corcoran.com/property/listing.aspx?Region=NYC&ListingID=758488
ptprez | June 1, 2006 at 11:43 am
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that’s what the black guys are there for…
alright said it…
DancingQueen | June 1, 2006 at 11:43 am
This bitch uses that dog as a ploy every time she wants attention. I remember a similar photo of her in a bikini walking it on the beach in the Bahamas or some shit. I also just heard she’s getting ready to go on tour. She’s just using the dog as a publicity opportunity. I’m sure she has someone who gets the pooper scooper duty. Lucky bastard.