Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera fight like cats

May 17th, 2006 // 62 Comments

caguilera-feud.jpgMariah Carey and Christina Aguilera are supposedly in the middle of a small feud, which started up when Aguilera mentioned Mariah in her recent interview with GQ.

“One time, we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me,” Aguilera told the magazine. “But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.”

In response to Aguilera’s comments, Carey told Access Hollywood, “I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior. It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain,” Carey added. “It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers.”

Aguilera seems ready for a truce. “I do not want any bad energy with anyone,” she told Access when contacted for comment. “My intentions were not to upset Mariah with any statements that were published or taken out of context. I have all the respect in the world for her.”

I was really hoping they would settle this with some sort of diva contest. Like who could make the most ridiculous demand, or who could sing the highest note. They can both reach supersonic levels so I’m really curious as to who would win. They can set it so that whoever’s the first to make a dog bleed from the ears and die is the winner.

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  1. BigJim

    I’d like to see them do some UFC style fighting.

  2. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    make with the oil already…

  3. BigJim

    Three firsts in a mother fucking row! I must have no life at all. Either that or a horseshoe crammed up my ass.

    I wonder, does the gerbil shoved up Tom Cruise’s ass bring him luck?

  4. Aside from the stories and the awesome comments, the ONLY other reason I come here is to see the people fight for the first comment. Nothing makes my day more than that.

  5. This is hardly a feud. It’s more like passive-agressive high school gossip. These two having a real feud would be frickin’ awesome. I mean a feud that included mud wrestling, of course.

  6. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    what’s the deal with the blocking of posts?

  7. morokolli

    mariah should mess only with people her size, ah and christina should stop emulating a blow up doll

  8. Land-Man

    Mariah would just eat Christina. Game over.

  9. dimestoredetective

    Mariah and Christina are like the Laurel & Hardy or Abbot & Costello of the Latina pop music world.

  10. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out bitches…………

  11. ellaminnowpea

    VOCAL SMACKDOWN!!

  12. ellaminnowpea

    …and the drunk beached *wail* would lose.

  13. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out bitches…………

  14. BarbadoSlim

    test

  15. ellaminnowpea

    Big Jim has the SF Turkey of the Day!!

  16. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out bitches…………

  17. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out bitches…………

  18. Itallian Sausage

    In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight………Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted…….peace out bitches…………

  19. isegoria

    Mariah’s just a fucking rank pig.

  20. CoJo

    Mariah is just jealous that Christina is still thin enough to tie her own shoes…and actually see them when their on. I’m convinced that Mariah Carey has been turned out into a high-priced call girl because, seriously, there’s no way she made that much money with her repeditive jacked off ear-numbing voice.

    Mariah Carey loves the cock…one good thing about her – I bet she gives better head than Christina. Fat bitches usually give the best head, especially when they have no talent and no brain.

  21. gas_up_the_hrududu

    Oh, please. In reality, it’s Christina’s and Mariah’s publicists who are having the feud. You think those two bimbos could have written up statements like that, and spelled words like “had” and “the” correctly?

  22. DancingQueen

    Mariah is one crazy bitch.

  23. pinky_nip

    Why oh why can I not POST!!!!

  24. 86d

    Wow who’d a thunk it would be so easy to get away with talking smack about Mariah.

  25. 86d

    She’s “fierce”.

  26. Ari

    I say we throw them both into a volcano to try to appease the angry gods.

    Oh…that’s right. You’re supposed to throw virgins into the volcano. Damn. There goes that idea.

    Maybe we could try that Lima chick? Hahaha…

  27. HughJorganthethird

    Yeah Mariah prays betwen mouthfulls of fries.

  28. Grphdesi23

    When I see Christina, I always see a lost soul.

  29. suzy

    why is she so pale?

    she was never pale before?

    and she looks like snow with her hair so freakin blonde

    when’s her hair going to start to fall out?

  30. Sheva

    Yeah, fries smothered in mayonaise.

  31. YAYShannysHERE

    at least they have their looks

  32. HughJorganthethird

    who’s kidding who, Mariah will settle for nothing less than genuine Poutine, a french canadian specialty where the fries are coated in gravy and cheese kurds. How else do u explain those thighs?

  33. Alacran

    Maybe they can both sing high notes at the same time and explode each other, and Tom Cruise can eat the remains, if he eats placenta he can surely eat the rest of these two….

  34. morokolli

    what

  35. morokolli

    what’s that approval thing? am i the only one getting it

  36. Land-Man

    I heard Mariah say: “I’m so hungry, I could eat a Land-Cock”.

    I don’t need to tell you how that turned out.

  37. pinky_nip

    I guess I’m banned for life.

  38. smokeyrobinson

    I say let them battle it out at F*ck Fest ’06. I can be the test subject. That’ll be the only way to determine who has the highest octave.

  39. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    MeganHarris seems ready for a truce. “I do not want any bad energy with anyone,” she told oshkoshb-goshdammgosh when beaten for comment. “My intentions were not to upset oshkosh-bgoshdammgosh with any statements that were published or taken out of context. I have all the respect in the world for her, and I want to eat her out three times a day for nutritional reasons.”
    Finally, thank you. But no truce.

  40. andrewthezeppo

    Mariah sucks, she can’t sing anymore and she looks like a beached whale. She makes Britney look like a slightly less fat beached whale in comparison. I saw her at Live 8 in London and she can’t even sing “We Belong Together” live, sounded like crap.

  41. gogoboots

    They’re both really idiotic and immature. Mariah doesn’t remember when she was a mental basketcase, getting all drunk and being her diva-like loser fatass self. Xtina decided to point it out because she’s just saying that Mariah’s full of it…of course, she’s not that much better, wearing the same shade of lipstick since they did that Moulin Rouge shit song eons ago…

  42. Pearly

    Both of these bitches have the same awful “I’m at a voice lesson” singing style, I say we throw em in a volcano whether the gods like it or not.

  43. libertarienne

    Hmmm, in a fight between the two, who would win? Stinky Skankoid or Crazy Fatty? Hmmm, Christina is probably greasy enough to get away pretty easily, but never underestimate the total psychosis that is Mariah…tough call. Plus, Mariah could always sit on Christina. Ew…that just went into a really bad place…oh…the visuals….EEEEWWWWW.

  44. ymagyn

    There’s about to be a girl fight.

  45. ymagyn

    There’s about to be a girl fight.

  46. Whats up with the Superficial Comments today?

  47. radio4play

    It sniffed your ass and went all awry

    TCLTC

  48. Ghost-of-Stallion

    Sorry about all the comments, don’t know what the hell is going on………..

  49. Fa Cube Itches

    Wow, didn’t take Xtina long to wuss-out. She just lost all of her street cred. Plus, now one of her posse will have to clip her since she might be goin’ soft.

  50. cat

    i saw an interview of mariah once where she talked about how she wished she were as thin as the people in africa, except without all the flies and death and stuff.

    that is when i came to the conclusion that she was the most idiotic bimbo in the universe.

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