Mariah Carey is trying to block porn star Mary Carey from trademarking her name because she’s afraid her fans could get the two confused. A lawyer for the porn star says:
“My first thought was, does Mariah Carey realize what her lawyer is comparing her to and are they seriously concerned? Do they seriously think the fans are going to be confused?”
I can see where the confusion might come from. I mean one’s a Grammy winning singer and the other, uh, has sex with men on film. Up until I read the article I didn’t even know there was a difference between the two.
CelebSlam.com | December 11, 2006 at 9:08 am
They pretty much both have the same dumpy looking body
http://www.celebslam.com
hingsten | December 11, 2006 at 9:08 am
WOHO YOU WHALE!
Pointandlaugh | December 11, 2006 at 9:09 am
Yeah, I can see how people would easily confuse the two. Both are skanks. Mary Carey should sue Mariah for bringing down HER reputation.
mrs.t | December 11, 2006 at 9:10 am
Wait….are these pics of Mariah or “Mary”? I think I better get in touch with MY lawyer, because whoever this tramp is, she’s totally biting my signature “gasp-over-shoulder-almost orgasming-from waves” look.
llllllllll | December 11, 2006 at 9:13 am
She looks like a linebacker
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 9:13 am
Look. Nothing against her heft factor. Honestly. She’s likely gained 40 lbs alone since commencing the anti-depressants several yrs. ago, but it’s her irrepressible EGO that irks me.
The skin-tight mini-dresses, 6″ stilettos and pouty-lipped “who… me?” expressions while walking her ditzy dog in NYC. Will she forever believe she is “all that”… even when she’s 56? Mariah, you have to stop the bus at some point…
fearsarewishes | December 11, 2006 at 9:13 am
#5
Damn, mrs. t., please get on the blower to your mouthpiece ASAP. That over-the-shoulder look you’ve got going demands to be protected!
crabbie | December 11, 2006 at 9:14 am
If I were Mariah I’d be more afraid of being confused with a pregnant wildebeest.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
sexybitch | December 11, 2006 at 9:14 am
For a women who basically airbrushes her clothes on that’s a dangerous argument to start…
misterveryze | December 11, 2006 at 9:15 am
I love watching that walrus slosh around…
mrs.t | December 11, 2006 at 9:15 am
And she needs to fire all the queens who follow her around assuring her that she’s still hot. “Girl, you are crazy! Sure, you’re thick, but it’s in all the right places. You weigh 195? Shut UP! You are totally giving 140 in that bikini…”
enfilade | December 11, 2006 at 9:18 am
She should be more worried about being confused with a manatee.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Rich From Your Home | December 11, 2006 at 9:19 am
Ugh. What a crazy ho-bag. She hasn’t been hot in YEARS!
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 9:20 am
Are her zoobies real or fake? I’m guessing real, since they’re stuffed with whale blubber.
*required field | December 11, 2006 at 9:21 am
she need some interauricular liposuction
sexybitch | December 11, 2006 at 9:21 am
Breaking News: Shamu Sues Mariah Carey For Identity Theft
Mariah Carey | December 11, 2006 at 9:21 am
You be nice to me!
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 9:22 am
Oh #13… PLEASE don’t compare the gentle-natured manatee with this beached marine mammal! :D
Italian Stallion | December 11, 2006 at 9:26 am
She should change her name all together. Mariah Carey? Trust me, ain’t nobody able to ‘carry’ that bitch anywhere………..
Rich From Your Home | December 11, 2006 at 9:28 am
ugh. What a ho-bag. She hasn’t been cool, or attractive, in years!
arrested-development | December 11, 2006 at 9:28 am
Since when did Mariah Carey’s ass start eating the articles of clothing attempting to cover it?
DrunkBlogger | December 11, 2006 at 9:32 am
I would like to have a threesome with both of them. The end. Thank you.
http://www.thesuperfecal.com
| December 11, 2006 at 9:34 am
2 words: FAT ASS
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 9:38 am
BREAKING NEWS: Nicole Richie arrested for DUI in the wee, wee hrs. of this morn.
Tits_McGhee | December 11, 2006 at 9:39 am
Haha, #17 that comment was so delicious it has to be fattening…speaking of fat, I feel as though I need an insulin shot just looking at the beached whale.
Say, what is Mariah Carey doing these days? I mean, other than stuffing her face. Seriously, is she on a hiatus or something? The last thing she did was “Glitter” and we all know how that turned out. You never wanna retire on a disatrous, embarassing project like that.
irshliquor | December 11, 2006 at 9:40 am
she might be a bit thick, but still, i’d stick my dick so far up her ass…
PapaHotNuts | December 11, 2006 at 9:41 am
She leads the NFL with 10.5 sacks
Mojo | December 11, 2006 at 9:42 am
Ive never found her attractive,dont know what some see in her.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
*required field | December 11, 2006 at 9:45 am
i thought the breaking news was going to be that nichole richie was found hiding in mariah’s ass
Fruity_Metcalfe | December 11, 2006 at 9:46 am
Porn stars usually have more natural looking tits than Mimi. At least she won’t drown with the flotation devices she had wedged into once-upon-an ‘A’ cup breasts.
If she’s this desperate for publicity, we may be just days away from another crazy, unscheduled visit to TRL, followed by a hospitalization for “exhaustion” – AKA
Bat-Shit-Crazy.
justme | December 11, 2006 at 9:49 am
I had a vision of Lard.
shanonorato | December 11, 2006 at 9:53 am
She’s got Kankles.
PapaHotNuts | December 11, 2006 at 9:58 am
This is a horrible remake of Splash.
jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 10:04 am
that is one big girl. DAMN!
She’s just worried NOW that people will confuse her for a porn star? Huh. I guess she really did think her outfits were tastefull all these years, whaddya know?!!
Spindoc | December 11, 2006 at 10:05 am
I live in Washington DC….Mariah, PLEASE call Joe Gibbs, the Redskins Defensive line sucks…they NEED YOU!!!!
AnnoyingPseud | December 11, 2006 at 10:09 am
Ugh. She needs to find a trainer, stop eating all that ‘white food’ [as in color, not race] and stick to protein & plain veggies. Minimum 40 lbs. need to go. And I think those are her own happy pads there on her chest; they have a natural sag that fakes can achieve. As for the rest of her persona….revolting. The whole “Mimi” thing makes me want to see her on Fear Factor, gobbling up a bucket of snakes swimming in some nice pig’s blood. She needs a serious ego deflating event in her life – as the failure of “Splash” or Glitter or whatever led to her cookies cracking and landing her in the goof hootch wasn’t sufficient to exorcise that arrogance out of her.
mari | December 11, 2006 at 10:09 am
You guys are just haters. I don’t see any rolls anywhere. So she’s not a size 0 waif like Nicole Richie or Lindsay Lohan, that’s a good thing. She is a thick woman with curves, and yet she still looks toned and has a flat stomach. I don’t see anything “blubbering” out. Shame on all of you for commenting so negatively on her weight, when at the same time you guys are the people who make fun of the stick thin celebrities. She may be a pouty diva, but at least she’s not the type of role model making little girls want to stop eating or throw up their food.
AnnoyingPseud | December 11, 2006 at 10:12 am
Erg…I meant, that fakes boobies can’t sag the way those jugs of hers are, e.g. dropping faster than her saggy reputation, hence they’re definitely real. The fakes all stay put like they’re cemented on…oh wait, they ARE cemented on.
sexybitch | December 11, 2006 at 10:13 am
Cleanup on aisle 38.
VeryLiberating.com | December 11, 2006 at 10:21 am
She should be more concerned about looking fat and dumpy.
http://www.veryliberating.com
little_fleabag | December 11, 2006 at 10:26 am
How can you honestly think that this woman is fat? I mean, look around you at work, in the street, anywhere – most women are a lot fatter than this. You people need a reality check if you think that “looking good in a bikini” equals looking like a lollipop with a pair of grapefruits attached to the front. MC looks great!
| December 11, 2006 at 10:26 am
Spoken like a true fatty #38.
Italian Stallion | December 11, 2006 at 10:30 am
@38 We don’t have the time for fat fucks as yourself, to make a comment on how “all of you are just haters” just so you can get some kind of response on the Superficial. The reason you are lonely and looking for attention, is because you couldn’t even try to fit into a bathing suit. Mariah is a fat pig, but judging from your comment, you are a whole new State yet to be discovered…………
There is your response, put the Big Mac down and read it………..
MrSemprini | December 11, 2006 at 10:30 am
*singing* I like my women a little on the trashy side…
That is one great big smack o’ mama…
MrSemprini | December 11, 2006 at 10:31 am
LAST!
Not from the CIA | December 11, 2006 at 10:31 am
#28: …of potatoes… in her ASS?!
I can see her concern though. The two of them are very alike. One will suck willies, but not for free, while the other starred in Free Willy! BOO-YAH!
One stars in adult films, and the other had to “rest” because she’s a washed-up, careerless crack whore! OH YEAH!
Wait. I don’t get it.
http://www.papparelli.com
Italian Stallion | December 11, 2006 at 10:31 am
@42 read post 44 it pertains to you also, fat fuck………….
jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 10:35 am
haters. dazzling articulation. eat a carrot you fat fuck.
beefgoddess | December 11, 2006 at 10:39 am
You gotta give her props for not having a rail thin body.
LL | December 11, 2006 at 10:40 am
I actually agree that Mariah doesn’t look bad in these pics; no, she’s not skinny, but so what. Given the choice between Mariah in a bikini and Nicole in a bikini, I think most of us would say bring on Mariah.
That said, her “fear” that her reputation will suffer if people mistake her for Mary Carey – bitch, please. I think Mariah’s done far more damage to her rep herself than confusion with a porn star ever could. Exhibit A: the way she dresses is little better than that of a porn star (or Paris Hilton), so Mariah… go back in your hole.