Mariah Yeater Is A ‘Good Person’ Who Just Happened To Statutory Rape Justin Bieber

November 2nd, 2011 // 370 Comments

Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California girl above who allegedly had unprotected sex with a 16-year-old Justin Bieber then sued him for paternity of her three-month-old son via a tabloid is really a “good, honest person,” according to her grandfather. “Why if it weren’t for that boy’s maple-penis, I reckon she’d be a doctor. Just look at these here medical photos she took on the computer box.” NY Daily News reports:

Eddie Markhouse tells Inside Edition that his granddaughter, Mariah Yeater, doesn’t lie.
“I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, now it’s both of them were drunk? So this good, honest, all-American, salt-of-the-earth church-folk of a nun accidentally poured alcohol into an underage Justin Bieber and then somehow his penis ended up in her without a condom on? Well, clearly this proves he’s a witch. I say we tie rocks to him and demand his magic sex powers compel him to float. To the quarry!

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  1. Hollystar1409

    Yeah I hope it’s his so he disappears in those where are they now Miley Cyrus bitching tv shows along with Obama he’s stupid president

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    Yourmom
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    Girls that have star tattoos on their stomachs are fucking trailer trash. Seriously, it’s like saying i’m a product of inbreeding. Show me a hot girl with star tats like that? you cant do it.

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    McGillicuddy
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    I’m confused…
    a) this chick is white
    b) this chick has a myspace
    c) its 2011
    d) how much further down is her vajeeezy?

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    of all the gyal beiber could fuck what possesed him in his mind to get his willy wet with her :S (i mean not saying that i wouldnt but bare in mind im an average guy who has to settle with average pussy)

    • Meh Mehington

      Something tells me you couldn’t pull average pussy, your clapped-out, ruined, disease-ridden trailer park sister probably turned you down. *sadface*

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    Moniquka
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    she is not justin’s type, he likes apanish and sfrican-american chicks~ She is older than him and she looks like a rappist~ Justin is not stupid enough to rap a girl backstage, when he can choose a prettier girl to have mutarl sex with. She’s a liar*

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    How can a nose piercing not feel like a booger?

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    All this does is make me want to kill whoever invented MySpace

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    Soul
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    Total BULLSHIT

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    Slick Spic
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    Of all the girls that Justin Bieber could get in this world, I find it hard to believe that this is the one he would pick as his first…

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    Bee Bee
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    What is it with the idiots here…she is **far** from fat. This is *gasp* what an average sized girl looks like.

    • Bee Bee, the people who are saying she is fat are not idiots, because from a medical point of view she is over weight. It’s not being mean it’s simply the facts. Yes, many girls that are now considered average by the general public are over weight.

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    Ibeliebhecheated
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s because she WASN’T his first… that’s a line he used with her, Selena and probably a hell of a lot of other girls out there. The freaking kid is a bazillionaire and can do whatever he wants, he’s also managed by huge popstars, ex rappers, etc… you think they’re encouraging him to read the bible after his shows? I highly doubt it…

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    Abby
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    I recognize that poor guy… Caesar’s Palace in Vegas

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    Emmett North Jr
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    Well! The way i see it is someone else trying to get paid by first getting the attention and hopefully by showing her face and body she might get a photo shoot from a men’s mag or cheap film,who knows, after looking at her pics and the characters in her pics shows a little of her character,i really don’t believe Justin sexed her up,Emmett North Jr

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    Justin
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody above wrote a “classic, pear shaped woman, very sexy.” Um, the pear shape is not classic – the hourglass is. Secondly, pear shaped women are laughed at when they walk by, at least by my friends, me, and everybody else just out of earshot. The baby probably fell out of that wide-set woman.

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    Hello!!!!
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    for a 20 year old she sure looks used up

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    TraumaRN
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    She says that JB wanted to fuck her and it would be his first time? Yea, like she would be his(or any guys) first choice.

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    butthole
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    What what, in the butt. You wanna do it in my butt? OK!

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    Bieber can’t possibly be the father of the child…..This chick still uses MySpace….if she was on Twitter it would be believable.

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    Dodo
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    Bukkake!!!

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    lz
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    wow jb could do wayyyyy better then this trash. Now if he sleep with her. He had to be drunk or high or something because she is so messy. lol he could of did way better then this for real.

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    bitch is ugly
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    lmao ewwwww not even Justin bieber come on he isnt that ugly to go for her! bitch is ugly af and if it turns out not to be his baby which i doubt it is then her ass should go to prison isn’t she like 30 an he was 16 i mean i don’t really care about that kind of crime if it was voluntarily but this bitch is just straight up ugly imagine what they would do to her in prison :S

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    Shinichi
    Commented on this photo:

    I see caries.

  23. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    Mane
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll put my asteroid between those stars… period!!!

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    JUSTIN BIEBER
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    The bitch is a liar and a whore. I doon’t have a baby from her and i would never have a baby from her.

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    Roxy
    Commented on this photo:

    I LUV U JUSTIN I ALSO LOVE SELENA U 2 R A GUD CUPLE

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    Roxy
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    shes so fuckn scry man im shit scard of her

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    justin
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    that is where he should’ve came…

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    It makes no sence at all to try and Defame this young Lady. It’s taken a lot of guts or just plain DUMB to come out with her claimes on the Babies Father. First this pathedic kid , Bieber is far away from the squeeky “Teen Kid” his people try to make out to be! Gee how many Countries and counting has He “Justin Bieber” been Kicked out of and NOT aloud to return! And the girl can still be charged with “RAPE” and or “SEX” with a minor. for here part to this Soap opera. The DNA will end this once and for all (Test for whom the real father is). And this young lady’s photo’s are now different the any other TEEN or YOUNG adult on Face Book!

  29. brianne justice

    you don’t gotta lie that you had sex with mariah but 30 seconds behide stage how when why wow

  30. nikki

    IT TAKES ONE, TO KNOW ONE. She’s a whore! I have whore tendencies too. But i know what a condom is!

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    Blake
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    “sigh” kinda sad what people do for attention

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    I’d hit that…with a hammer

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    Pfft
    Commented on this photo:

    She is standing as fucking straight up as she can- while pulling (what little of her stomach skin there is) up so her stomach looks flatter. It’s a modeling trick, that made an already long-torsoed female look even….longer. The black underwear or whatever she has on just barely covers her lips. It’s shadowy and dark in the picture.

    Her belly button is facing upwards- look at the other picture with her in her underwear side by side.

    • good lord, i read nearly all 53 comments and the last comment is the closest thing to explain what’s going on with her figure..
      good for you, pfft. :)

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    Jahnessa
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    This girl is NASTY!!!!!!

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    The trash don’t come much whiter.

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    Dr. Fill
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    What a cretin. I bet her and her coke head mom have the shittiest trailer in the park. SO GLAD she’s reproducing…

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    Dr. Fill
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    Ooops! I meant meth head mom.

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    jackie
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    she is a fucking slut that need to get of this world and got to fucking hell i hate her so much i wish she would die why would justin bieber fuck her she is ugly as hell

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