Mariah Yeater Is A ‘Good Person’ Who Just Happened To Statutory Rape Justin Bieber

November 2nd, 2011 // 370 Comments

Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California girl above who allegedly had unprotected sex with a 16-year-old Justin Bieber then sued him for paternity of her three-month-old son via a tabloid is really a “good, honest person,” according to her grandfather. “Why if it weren’t for that boy’s maple-penis, I reckon she’d be a doctor. Just look at these here medical photos she took on the computer box.” NY Daily News reports:

Eddie Markhouse tells Inside Edition that his granddaughter, Mariah Yeater, doesn’t lie.
“I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, now it’s both of them were drunk? So this good, honest, all-American, salt-of-the-earth church-folk of a nun accidentally poured alcohol into an underage Justin Bieber and then somehow his penis ended up in her without a condom on? Well, clearly this proves he’s a witch. I say we tie rocks to him and demand his magic sex powers compel him to float. To the quarry!

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  1. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    jblover
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    if she dont look like she would attend a bieber concert he certanly wouldnt bang her! she looks like shit!

  2. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    jblover
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    she is gonna get so much hate even fo sayin she had sex with justin – all of the beliebers are going mental, including me!

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    jblover
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    and she basically raped him – by making this claim shes affecting justin and if the test comes out negative (which it will) then she has ruined her life FOREVER

  4. Llama

    Gross that chick just needs money to raise her kid or something. Lies lies lies.

    She looks like she smells too.
    And I agree, I think Justin beiber would have had better options than this.

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    HLM
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    Hm…she definitely looks like someone that is sane & always tells the truth.

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    itapsunshine
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    i dont think its true i think this chick was drunk and that she is lying justin bieber would never do that!

  7. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    That is just gross! That is not a normal shape for a female! Regardless if her panties are low or not. She is def oddly shaped!

  8. Rebelminion

    This reveals a crisis that is growing in our country today. Oh you can go on and on about unemployment, government spending and the inevitable erosion of our liberties. However, when will we have the strength, as a people, to address the very clear short comings of our celebrities security personnel if THIS is the kind of woman they select from the audience to bring back to spend time with “The Talent”? So in a Justin Bieber audience, are you trying to say that little miss wraps her head in shrink-wrap was the go to girl in terms of hotness? Really? It is truly a national tragedy.

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    kimmykimkim
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    Oh my sweet baby maple Jesus. There is no fucking way. And this doesn’t even look post pregnancy, this just…is.

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    realistic
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    …those stars would be farrrrr more stretched out if this were post prego

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    kelly
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    She looks like she’s about 10 feet tall.

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    Sick of fake rumors
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    This is bullshit, what a retarded lady spreading a fake rumor. I bet selena will tear her apart when she finds out this is not real.

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    Gordon GEICO
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    I’m not sure what I am looking at here.

  14. Mirtez
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    Oh mine!! This is not the type of girl for our Justin.
    She rapped him. Then she slept with other 10 guys and probably doesn’t know who is the father. Showing off like that? Must be dying to became famous. She might get a back up for the Thriller among the zombies and monsters.. Help help I am afraid!! “Baby the Rosemary” is around. In my language we call “Vagaranha” “Periguete”.

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    Mirtez
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    I don’t get it. Why does she needs to show her body?
    Does she wants to be a porno actress? No way to be true!!

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    Ah, so THAT’s what Bieber-semen looks like…

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    asck
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    I am not a justin bieber fan, i dont hate him, just not a fan, but i felt an overwhelming urge to express how freaking ugly that mariah lady is…not just normal waitress at applebees ugly….chelsea clinton ugly.

  18. YGeee

    Aha , I’m just saying out of all the girls he can get he wouldn’t choose this scandless ass female , I mean he has selina gomez just a grimmy girl trying to make a name for herself , lame (x

    • JC

      Make sense that he would choose this 19 year old. What would happened if he picked a pretty little girl his own age took her back stage and took her virginity? So sure her parents would have nailed him to the cross. Bieber and his people are not crazy.

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    Tanya
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    Calm down little Justin Bieber groupies.Stop hating on her.I’m pretty sure most of u groupies on here are white.It’s just that she has more body them most white girl out there.N she’s not ugly but not a hot a chick either.She’s just a bit weird and if this rumors are true then Justin Bieber is a retard.Maybe he should think about things before doing them.N if shes lieing then we will soon find out and she’s look like a dumbass.

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    Lauren
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    She seems as wholesome as whole milk. I thought bieber likes Mexican poon?

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    meow
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    considering she looks like total white trash i’m gonna go ahead and say that justin probably wouldn’t touch her with a 100 foot pole… he could easily have whatever girl he wanted and i’m gonna put money on it that she’s probably the LAST thing he would even consider doing that with. so she can go get a life now and take care of her child, who should be the center of her worries. people are so messed up in this society. and do us all a favor and get your trashy half naked body off the internet, thanks.

  22. Commented on this photo:

    And now in English. This girl is a pig. There is no way Beiber humped her. He’s a little pussy but he gets plenty of good vag thrown his way. No need to go all “White trash, not even hot in her trailer park” style. Come on people!!!!

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    舔阴
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    her piercings are utterly revolting. if the biebs did impregnate this skank, then he’s more of a retard than his music suggests.

    vile.

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    oh i know
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    the REAL baby daddy!

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    Kel
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    she is way to ugly,fat and odd looking for Bieber in my opinion.

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    Supercarnos
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    whatt???? isn’t justine a lesbian girl??

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    jeff
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    did she have her vagina surgically removed? or does she just have the longest waist ever? there’s an entire dinklage between her belly button and her bieber hole.

    • Master Cherry Plucker

      She is quite different shape than norm. I’ve seen ‘em all and yes, a trailer-tramp can have this. JUSTINA BIEBERLOONIE never has had it… never will with girls. Boobies seem suckable, I’d just have to be stoned to do her, especially her peircings, friends and her CIRCUS-FREAK ass. Even KK’s hippo ass isn’t this awkward!

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    David
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    wow, i never thought i’d say that someone putting packing tape over most of their face would make them look more attractive…even though i’d still throw up if she came before me naked

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    those half nude pics shows a tattoo on her left arm,,but the first pic doesnt,,might not even be her! just sayin

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    or then again..could be,,she could have gotten it later then took those photos :)

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    billy
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    you are all 12 hes a virgin like britney spears was a “virgin” c’mon we all know timber had his wood in her lake back in the days of mickey …this kid is a star not a virgin he had sex at 13 im sure.

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    billy
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    also just to follow up…..again he was not a virgin when he met this girl! hello……..teen boy has millions of girls asking him for sex …and what he just doesn’t do it…im surprised shes the first to come forward….i mean what is he like tim tebow? c’mon and dont give me that faith crap! neither tim nor justin are virgins….closer to the truth would be saying that tim and justin have slept together……peace bieliebers!!!!

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    mrsmass
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    there’s way too much space between her gash and her belly button.

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    Buzz Aldrin
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    Of course being the portly beluga whale herself, she was unable to stop the strapping beiber from inserting himself into her ass in front of multiple security guards. Beiber is that strong…

  35. tina

    Aye hello You’re a 20year old having allege sex with a 16 year old, I don’t know about you but isn’t that like Statuary Rape??? Silly Billy…

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    Janks
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    Typical Cunt

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    Janks
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    He can fuck any girl he wants and he picks this skank? I smell Bullshit!

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    SSHGuru
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    Another 5 piercings and she would definitely be doable.

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    MarkM
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  40. Britney

    I wonder if there’s proof she even went to college to show if she wanted to be a doctor or not. She was 19… She had to be in college already if that is true. And Michael Jackson was taken to court for paternity suits (and we all know how that ended up) so this isn’t the first time that it’s happened. She’s supposedly going after him for $12,000 a month and that would end up being over $2.5 million dollars over the next 18 years. I don’t know how “modest” of a claim that really is.

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    I told ya this story had legs…we’ve got at least two weeks of fun to be had on this ride.

    I don’t get what the big deal is though, it’s not like Bieber has to do anything for the paternity test. He’s 17 years old, just grab any of the rolled up sweat socks out of his laundry and test it.

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    Eme
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    Never have I seen a face I so desperately want to punch.

    • MMMM

      Good, I’m not the only one…… For some reason the face she’s pulling in this picture makes me want to kick her……

  43. K-
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    OMG! This girl is NASTY! Deff needs to hit up her local gym. and $12,000 a month for child support? LOL! Does her baby poop gold or something?!? Thats insane! Ugh Just looking at her makes me want to throw up. She isnt any celebrities type….esp because money can buy them way better!

    • urfavoriteperson

      Folks…. Maybe not your idea of beautiful but guys are not always concerned with looks as they are more focused on whats in-between the legs. I read more details from the report…I believe this girl, maybe Im wrong but only time will tell.

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    Vags 'r Us
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    Her vagina has been edited out of this picture. That’s why she looks weird. Makes me think not many of you have ever SEEN a vagina if you can’t tell when one is missing.

    • Lisa

      Actually, a vagina is more like a tunnel. Did you mean her vulva has been edited out of the picture? If so, looks like SOMEONE has to brush up on his knowledge of basic female anatomy.

      • Vags 'r Us

        I’m actually a “she”. And saying “vulva” just confuses people. ;)

        Either way, her “nether region” is clearly photoshopped out.

  45. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    Okay basically:

    I don’t/cant physically see Justin doing this. And to be honest he always seems to be so faithful and thankful and committed so I cant see him walking away from this if he had, had sex with her. He seems to be like such a decent guy and I can not see him walking away from wot potentially could be his daughter or son which is why I believe these accusations to be false and lies.

    I mean I don’t have anything against the girl and I don’t wish to say or comment anything bad about her because I don’t have anything bad to say.

    But I just want to say that I am sticking with my Justin Bieber and I believe him a 100 percent all the way.

    Love Anne : D xx ♥♥♥♥

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    Tom
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    this chick looks like two assholes sewn together with pubic hair yarn

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    andreabeth
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    She looks like Carrie when she goes postal after the pig’s blood is spilled on her.

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    fandy
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    Jackpot!!!!

  49. gigi

    I love how now they’re pinning statutory rape on it. First it was — HER? not true! no way! then the sound of PR & lawyers shuffling & whispering… then its — well if it’s true, he’s underage & she broke the law! meh there’ll always be a spin…. would be nice if Esperanza Spaulding won another grammy at the same time tho… poetic even >:D

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    kingofbeer
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    Every guy has banged a chick that they hope no one ever finds out. This one is Bieber’s lol.

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