Mariah Yeater Is A ‘Good Person’ Who Just Happened To Statutory Rape Justin Bieber

November 2nd, 2011 // 370 Comments

Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California girl above who allegedly had unprotected sex with a 16-year-old Justin Bieber then sued him for paternity of her three-month-old son via a tabloid is really a “good, honest person,” according to her grandfather. “Why if it weren’t for that boy’s maple-penis, I reckon she’d be a doctor. Just look at these here medical photos she took on the computer box.” NY Daily News reports:

Eddie Markhouse tells Inside Edition that his granddaughter, Mariah Yeater, doesn’t lie.
“I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, now it’s both of them were drunk? So this good, honest, all-American, salt-of-the-earth church-folk of a nun accidentally poured alcohol into an underage Justin Bieber and then somehow his penis ended up in her without a condom on? Well, clearly this proves he’s a witch. I say we tie rocks to him and demand his magic sex powers compel him to float. To the quarry!

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  1. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    Briane Pagel
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    Did she actually take that picture in a 7-11 woman’s bathroom?

    The only good thing to say about Myspace, and now Facebook, is that the ease of posting photos has disqualified pretty much every member of this generation from ever holding public office. So we can look forward to an empty Congress when I retire, and my social security will be safe from people who want to raid the trust fund to get the box set of all of Bieber’s hits. “For my grandkids! Who are only 10 years younger than me!”

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    CJW
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    Nothing says sexy like a dirty dog bowl in the background.

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    wilsjay
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    My guess is this is not the first time she has performed this pose…

  4. DJ

    The day Bieber knows what to do with his penis is the day Kim Kardashian says “You know what? I’ve had enough attention”.

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    wilsjay
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    #84 you’re up. It’s your turn.

  6. Carolyn

    If she wanted to be a doctor so badly she should have used a condom, failing that she could have put the child up for adoption. Oh if only I could read on the Internet that my mother had unprotected sex with some idiot entertainer and then put her story and pictures out there for the world to see.

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    MIRF
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    THIS IS DEFINITELY A BETTER LOOK FOR HER

  8. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    wilsjay
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    To be fair, this may be the only way she can still see those star tats.

  9. r

    so she will get done for rape right if this is true….since justin was 16 when they had sex………..

  10. Does maple go well with pears?

  11. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says “I’m a classy chick” like porn star tattoos. I don’t even know what to say about the lower torso that looks to be made of silly-putty.

  12. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look too bright. But then how bright could someone be who decides to go public with this “I raped a kid, now he owes me money” maneuver.

    This has the makings of: Best Paternity Suit Ever!

  13. Gary

    mmmm, love me some sloppy-n-crazy chicks.

  14. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    So basically, this fatty was Biebers’s “training camp” before he stepped up to the big leagues?

  15. I’m still not sure what’s creepier, having sex with a 16 year-old, or attending a Justin Bieber concert at the age of 20.

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    Mockingbird
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    Her baby is not going to make it to puberty

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    wilsjay
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    I didn’t know she was on DWTS.

  18. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    Quijibo
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    The yellow teeth are attractive, too.

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    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Aileen Wuornos back there? I thought she was dead…
    http://www.worst-killers.com/images/Aileen-Wuornos.jpg

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    DogBoy
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    If Justin is a real teenage boy– he fucked her– why? because he could. Duh, any guy knows that.

  21. LJ

    So she got drunk and had sex in the restroom with some random stranger at a Justine Bieber concert. Told all her friends (about why she disappeared at the concert) that she did Bieber, and now she can’t back out of the lie as her family tries to cash in on what they see as the winning lotto ticket that popped out of their daughter’s hooch.

    • uprising resistance

      funny you should say that.. because it’s what i thought too! lol why would anyone demand a paternity test that could result in them being arrested and possibly jailed for statutory rape? idiot slut! hah

      • JC

        That’s why I believe her. Why put yourself in jeopardy if it’s not true. Stars calling women behind stage for sex after the show is not new and sure Bieber do that to. A simple paternity test would end all of this real fast. So Justin should take the test. Sound like Bieber camp are scared. Why was Bieber entourage serving alcohol. Sounds like Bieber is no baby. Sounds like Bieber people are scrambling around trying to get their lie together.

  22. forrest gump

    he is still in puberty, for god’s sake!!!!!

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    CG
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMMMufin top

    teachers go to jail for this…

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    Michelle
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    Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse.

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    Michelle
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    Well the story is full of shit but I am lmao at the comments. That is the only redeeming quality of this post Fish.

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    SuperJ
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    HA HA. This chick still uses MySpace. I want to see this resolved on Maury.

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    xxaa
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    This picture makes me realize how much I effing hate kids. They’re so puberty-ish in this pic, it’s gross.

  28. Cami

    If she is accused then what about Selena? She should be charged as well.

    • JC

      I totally agree. When he started dating Selena the attitude was “oh there is not that much difference in Selena and Justin ‘s age. Now all of a sudden they want to pull the he is a minor game. Dragging this out I’m beginning to think Justin did father that child or this is all a publicity stunt to get sympathy for Bieber.

  29. JW

    How old is Selena Gomez. I remember the beach pictures with her all over him. Why charge this girl and not Selena Gomez. Thought Justin was adult enough for Selena.

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    Karl
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    shes fat and fucking ugly, yeah right i dont believe this for a nano second.

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    A
    Commented on this photo:

    At one time or another, haven’t we all told a drunk chick we were Justin Bieber in order to get laid?

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    highclass-whitetrash
    Commented on this photo:

    save your $20 and grab a 5 instead…

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    highclass-whitetrash
    Commented on this photo:

    —faces of meth—

  34. WTF

    You mean to tell me …he fuck this girl and not Selena-no damn way! Lol at the hypocrisy that some want to cry he is a minor bull crap, when they where acting like he was a man when Selena was across his crotch.

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    highclass-whitetrash
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    im not screwing around, but i think these unsavory characters may be buddies with Jesse Pinkman–junkies….

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    highclass-whitetrash
    Commented on this photo:

    or just schwag heads

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    highclass-whitetrash
    Commented on this photo:

    shes broke

  38. Racer X

    Baby, baby, baby, oooh!

    I know that joke is played out by now.

  39. Venom

    No one is going to jail or being charged for statutory rape so give up all the bullshit talk about it.
    Miley Cyrus had her 20 year old boyfriend living with her when she was 15 years old and Doug Hutchinson is married to a 16/17 year old girl and nothing happened to either of those men.
    Not to mention that Selena was also an adult when she started dating him.

    And finally, Bieber is a Canadian citizen, not a US citizen, and 16 is of age there.

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    quickrick
    Commented on this photo:

    Couldn’t Bieber afford a better looking chick?? I mean, with the gazillion dollars he already has, he had to bang this particular chick?? But when little head is in charge, big head goes on standby…

  41. All this talk about who raped whom. What about me? I accidentally watched a Bieber video on Youtube once and now I have PTSD, because I’m pretty sure I was raped in the ears.

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    Sweep The Leg
    Commented on this photo:

    Mind the gap…

  43. hopingit'strue

    To whomever wrote this article: nobody said anything about them being “drunk.” Drinking doesn’t always mean drunk, and anyway that’s what markhouse said he “understood.”

    I for one really hope this is true. This is the juciest hollywood gossip by far… and I hate tabloids!

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    does this girl honestly look like someone who would attend a Beiber concert?? I don’t think so…

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    stgee
    Commented on this photo:

    I think JBiebs would have more dignity than to lose his virginity to a not-so-good looking girl… In a bathroom stall? … This is bizarre! Anyone else with me?

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    stgee
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    She is NOT attractive what so ever… I DOUBT Biebs would settle for anything less than SGomez to do the deed with.

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    mrsmass
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    was this suppose to be sexy?

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    bundy
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    hot..

  49. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    Commented on this photo:

    Hypocrites ! I love it how people call out ugly because she’s not giving them a chance for a piece. EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN HERE would tag that if she gave them a shot, Now think about being 16 and those big tits are being thrown in your face. Ugly? Bullshit !! Every swinging dick on this board would do the same thing he did.

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    Wyatt
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    How about a view of the entire gallery… so I can pick and choose, rather than scroll through all 14 pictures of this girl?

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