Mariah Yeater Is A ‘Good Person’ Who Just Happened To Statutory Rape Justin Bieber

November 2nd, 2011 // 370 Comments

Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California girl above who allegedly had unprotected sex with a 16-year-old Justin Bieber then sued him for paternity of her three-month-old son via a tabloid is really a “good, honest person,” according to her grandfather. “Why if it weren’t for that boy’s maple-penis, I reckon she’d be a doctor. Just look at these here medical photos she took on the computer box.” NY Daily News reports:

Eddie Markhouse tells Inside Edition that his granddaughter, Mariah Yeater, doesn’t lie.
“I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, now it’s both of them were drunk? So this good, honest, all-American, salt-of-the-earth church-folk of a nun accidentally poured alcohol into an underage Justin Bieber and then somehow his penis ended up in her without a condom on? Well, clearly this proves he’s a witch. I say we tie rocks to him and demand his magic sex powers compel him to float. To the quarry!

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  1. Cartman

    I’ve fucked worse.

    But I’m pretty sure this kid is a polesmoker so I don’t see this being true.

    • Plus, don’t boys have to be post-pubescent in order to procreate?

      **Note to Bieber’s lawyer: There’s your legal argument. You know where to send the check.

  2. tom

    Yay new thumbnails preview !

  3. Beer Baron

    Looks like a responsible human being to me.

  4. If true, and it all worked out the fairy-tale way, the baby’s name would be Yeater-Bieber. Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater-Bieber.

    Ah, that poor kid.

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    The Critical Crassness
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    Can we say, “Coke Whore”, which actually makes her exactly the kind of girl to have taken Justin’s virginity……someone who could show the like fruitcake exactly what and where everything was and how to use it…..

  6. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    This should pretty much be the Theme Picture for anything to do with this young woman.

  7. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    Everyone in the pictures with her seems very weary.

  8. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    KumaTenshi
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    Yup, good, wholesome girls always post body photos of them dressed slutty, or not at all, up on MySpace (the very fact she even still USES that site just shows what a whore she really is)

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    fuckyouuuuu
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    she’s obviously lying that justin bieber is her son’s father. she’s just another crazy fan who wants justin bieber

  10. KumaTenshi

    Few issues with this.

    First, if said girl is so good and wholesome….why the FUCK was it never inquired/brought up/asked/told WHO said father was, a year ago?? Or hell, 9 months ago when pregnancy would have been 3 months in??

    Either they knew all along, and just now decided they should do something about it….or they’re completely full of shit.

    I hate Bieber like everyone else, but come on! Can we knock it off with the fame whores? Not to mention, why did they wait 3 months to do anything about it AFTER said baby was born?

    Yeah, good girls get knocked up at 19-20 (depending on her b/day) and have no real idea who the father is. BS.

    • G

      She tried contacting his reps once she knew she was pregnant, they ignored her.

    • Lucy

      hello moron, think about it….how could she have proved it back then? u need a paternity test and no one in their right mind would do that while the “baby is still in her belly”. You people really need to think b4 u post….Lord I hate idiots.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        You know how to spell paternity, but can’t manage “before” and “you”. Who’s the idiot?

  11. Connie

    I hope it is true. I love to see conceited punks brought down to earth.

  12. ndeweb

    Dick, meet crazy.

  13. MiamiBeachBabe

    What if this story is created by his PRs to erase the gayness stigma that people are having over JB? What if it’s all staged? Characters, etc? Dating Selena is not helping, so let’s throw in a Baby Momma to prove that the is straight!..everything is not always what it seems. Lol! Might have been a P R stunt gone wrong, and blown out of proportion.

  14. MiamiBeachBabe

    So Selena is also 19, yet they show their display of affection allover the media! Maybe Justin is older in real life! His age might be a fabrication to sell to all these young girls! It’s common practice in this industry! … Sorry for all my conspiracy theories, but I lost credibilty in Holliwood ( and all performers) since Reality Shows took over

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    M
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    What is a 20-year old doing at a Justin Bieber concert….?

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    TAC
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    Jeez! The public eats shit like this up! This woman is a future Maury show guest who gets the results that prove he aint her ‘baby daddy’ and she walks off stage with her ignorance claiming the test is wrong! Think about it – this little Canadian fuck – tard can have any woman he wants – and he chooses her over the 1000′s of hot young screaming girls !??!?! Bieber needs to disappear as does this woman and this ridiculously stupid publicity stunt

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    Jay Gee
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    saddle bags…

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    swalton
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    is that scale on the left the number, in millions, of angry canadians after her currently?
    time for a good ol’ fashioned maple tree lynching

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    Hemingway
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    “So, on a scale from 1-100, what’s the probability she’s full of shit?”

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    Hemingway
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    Meh. I’d still fuck her.

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    cherry2000
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    why do her ovaries have stars on them

  22. Its a rough exlusive

    Ive finally got the crabs from the superficial. I see something moving on my pubis maximus. It was there two minutes ago.

  23. Its a rough exlusive

    Of course i didnt put the nt.

  24. Clari

    Uf! nadie le dijo a esta chica que esas mentiras nunca funcionan? que es muy facil determinar la paternidad de alguien? y que Justin seguramente puede tener miles de chicas mas bonitas que ella?!! a ver familia! eduquen a sus hijas por favor!!!

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    hattie
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    i think the real tragedy here is that she still uses myspace.

  26. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    I would not assume that she is capable of using Foursquare, let alone a smartphone, but if she was, I’d bet money she’s the presiding Mayor of “the short bus.”

  27. freaky

    Ech! I thought (hoped) this story might have legs until I saw these pics. In the great pussy carousel that is a celebrity’s life, I happen to think that Mr. Bieber, no matter how mapley and lesbiany, would have had the good taste to pick something better than this. Unless he has mommy issues, that is….

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    Waldo
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    Wait, this thing spawned a child? And you’re telling me that Maplechrist lesbian dude’s seeds can swim? AND the McRib is back? Trailer park chicks are having the BEST WEEK EVER!!

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    CakeSnifferer
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    Wow, I thought girls stopped getting those ridiculous star tats on thier guts 10 years ago. Maybe she’s the cutting edge of the next wave of ridiculous star tats on guts. And that is a borderline gut.

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    Bleh
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    I wonder what chicks that get star tats on their hips are thinking when they get them.

    “I know what will make me hot and show the world I like sex-hip mounted star tats”.

    I’m assuming there’s a funky “porn star” analogy there someplace. I’ll have to go the local trailer park and drag a $20 bill behind me to find the right person to question.

  31. Bleh

    Hideous and crazy, Justin can sure pick winners. Anyone wanna take bets on how long before Selena dumps his ass?

  32. cc

    Listen SF writer, if I wanted to see the people of Walmart, I’d check out ‘The People of Walmart’.

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    bob
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    who wouldnt want to kiss that mouth…………pearly whites………..

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    CBN
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    Not pictured: Her revulsion at realizing the statue was not actually a living rich person.

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    diego
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    Yep, looks like a group of hardcore Bieber fans to me…

  36. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    Smells like gold digging horseshit. There’s no way in hell a girl who spent any amount of time with Justin Bieber would not have at least a billion pictures of them together. Where are those pictures?

    And holy shit.. buy some fucking Crest.

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    richie
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    her last name is what I would have asked Bieber – y’eater?

  38. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    It like that shape game in kindergarten. Since Justin obviously thinks him self the greatest star in the he convinced him to insert his star goods into he Starveries.

  39. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
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    it’s like that shape game in kindergarten. Since Justin obviously thinks himself the greatest star in the world, she convinced him to insert his star goods into he Starveries.

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    steve
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    I’m not sure people here understand what a woman actually looks like.

    If you compare the topless pic with the one where she’s lifting the green top, the underwear is much lower down (in relation to the star tattoos), so in the topless pic basically her underwear is as low as it can be without showing anything. Her hips are normal.

    • xxaa

      They’re normal, but they look weird because they’re fat.

      • Tanya

        she is not fat on here u dumbass.u see that flat stomach of her”s stop hating,ur probably fat urself

    • tom

      now.. i’ve spent my entire existence on earth constantly looking at women. so i think i’d have an idea of a fucked up anatomy. that bitch. she got box hips.

    • mrsmass

      no tanya, xxaa is correct. her hips are fat. that’s why they’re spilling over her underwear in the other picture.

    • Nobody

      She has a very classic pear-shaped figure, very sexy – unlike her claims. :P

  41. TheSledMan

    Seeing her makes me sad because there is no way he would have banged her. I really wanted this to be true because he’s such a tool but like him or not this kid has a lot of hot fans of all ages he could easily bang. This woman is a 4 at best, and she’s obviously a crazy attention whore which is apparent by all the “Look at me, Look at me” pictures she has on Facebook. Now that these pics are out he won’t even have to address the issue any longer…. Dammit!

    • Va Girl

      Agreed. I’m no fan of Justin, but my thinking is he’d be finding strange somewhere other than at a concert in a bathroom. I did read one article that stated his security always brings him directly from stage after the performance to a waiting vehicle and he doesn’t remain after any concerts to mingle with fans. Any time he meets fans/the public it’s an arranged public show basically.

      I doubt this story is factual. The girl is probably hungry for money, but I have to feel sorry for the baby. Mom doesn’t seem very, stable upstairs.

  42. marla

    He didn’t hit that. She’s about to get derailed by his legal team. He should counter for liable slander.

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    Faces of meth.

  44. G

    I can’t believe the attitude to this girl, when no-one else knows the true story. If she’s lying, why would she publicly demand a paternity test?

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    Joe Jonas
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    I’d like to shoot my potent sperm into her too. She’s not the hottest girl by far, but she’s the kind that’d take it in the ass and then lick my cock clean just so I could really impregnate her.

  46. Donald Trump

    What a lying whore! No way he banged that trash. It’s laughable to think anyone who didn’t live in a trailer park would find her remotely attractive.

  47. rupert

    Its always a good sign when the grandfather is the one interviewed…does this mean, granny and gramps raised this little slut? Its easy to mis-read this but her mom ran off with some fast boys and never came back (or she’s in rehab) and the greatest generation tried to raise her right…but those new fangled kids with their rock music and the sex are just too hard to overcome.

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    Ynot
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    Is it just me, or does no one in the photos look happy around her.

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    Canadianhouseguest
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    She breaks ALL the rules!

  50. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    bbiowa
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    Navel rot.

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