Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California girl above who allegedly had unprotected sex with a 16-year-old Justin Bieber then sued him for paternity of her three-month-old son via a tabloid is really a “good, honest person,” according to her grandfather. “Why if it weren’t for that boy’s maple-penis, I reckon she’d be a doctor. Just look at these here medical photos she took on the computer box.” NY Daily News reports:
Eddie Markhouse tells Inside Edition that his granddaughter, Mariah Yeater, doesn’t lie.
“I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”
Whoa, whoa, whoa, now it’s both of them were drunk? So this good, honest, all-American, salt-of-the-earth church-folk of a nun accidentally poured alcohol into an underage Justin Bieber and then somehow his penis ended up in her without a condom on? Well, clearly this proves he’s a witch. I say we tie rocks to him and demand his magic sex powers compel him to float. To the quarry!
If I had that nose full of nickles, I’d be rich!
If I had a nose full of nickels…I’d sneeze all my nickels…at’choo!
Bravo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGpz0fDcdMA
Assuming he’s straight – all of the pussy that kid could be getting and THAT’S what he chooses to stuff? Doubt it – just a chick looking for attention.
Couldn’t agree more on ALL points…especially about the highly unlikelihood of his being straight.
she got knocked up…parents hurt and appalled…says it’s not her fault…can’t claim rape..ah hah!! i was at the Justin Beiber concert…Mom, Dad, it was Justin Beiber..he seduced me. he charmed me with his Canadian accent, eh! what could i do? that’s OK dear we believe you. you can’t trust those Canadians. there coming down here and taking over the entertainment world and making babies all over the place.
I agree, can you imagine the selection in the front 5 rows in any given concert? He could probably find a couple dozen girls, at least, that make her look like something from the litterbox, left there by a cat with dysentery.
LOLOLOLOL!
…Still trying to figure out how a woman can impregnate a woman???….Artofwar
Rock stars pick women like this to fuck back stage because more than likely their cherry has already been popped and they are on birth control. Bieber luck just ran out is all. You don’t need a pretty little thing behind stage crying. That can get rather messy. A girl like Mariah can be more productive very fast. Just saying.
Am the only one who is secretly hoping the baby is his so this kid will disappear?
You are most certainly not the only one
I’m behind you on the ‘disappear’ goal, but please not via a baby, because then in a few years we’ll have to endure the torture of Beiber trying to force the kid on us as a ‘star’. CF: Will Smith and his dreadful kids.
Those’re some birthin’ hips…wait…
no those are not birthing hips, those are just fucked up…birthing hips can look sexy on a woman this is just scary.
Wouldn’t it be funny if this shit turns out to be TRUE!
Her stupid ass would be locked up for statutory rape if Beiber were my kid. This freaky-looking whore would be registered on Megan’s Lis for damn sure. That baby would be raised by the Beiber camp nannies like every good entertainment spawn. Beiber is going to pad his own future eventually. Gotta keep the family fortune flourishing somehow.
STATUTORY RAPE?? WHAT ABOUT SELENA? SHE’S 19!!!
who says they’ve been having sex
There are some facts to consider in whether it would be statutory rape such as age of consent laws for the state and the age difference between him and the adult. It could be either a misdemeanor or a felony. Only an attorney would be able to answer that question.
Anyway, the truth will come out sooner or later.
Judging by these pics, she’s more likely to be listening to the dulcet tones of dueling banjos than attending Bieber-Fest.
Dude, come on- they have been “dating” for a year. They get pretty skanky with each other in public, what do you think they do behind closed doors?
Hey, bathroom stall sex is for upper echelon whores, what with there being a door and all…
From this photo, it looks like she spends a lot of time in bathrooms.
Too bad she doesn’t shower while she’s in there. That skank looks disgusting. Hep C & God knows what else with all those disgusting piercings.
look, his penis knocked on of her douchy star tattoos out of place..
Ew. GROSS.
Not…even…with…bieber’s…dick.
how is it that she has a muffin top even without pants on?
Nastyyyy.
SHE’S GROSSSSSSSSSS
I went to high school with Mariah. She sat next to me in a few classes. I have to agree with the statement of her grandfather. That’s the only Mariah I know: goofy, laid-back and intelligent. But who knows, shit happens.
Katie Parrish sits next to me during mandatory group therapy at Hirsch Sanatorium. While I like to pretend I’m a kitten with a cybernetic eye, Katie likes to go online and pretend she went to school with random people from news stories. Hey, how much worse is that than what you are doing?
Best comment-famewhore smackdown ever.
‘While I like to pretend I’m a kitten with a cybernetic eye’
OMG that cracked me up…thank God I am at home and not at work.
I used to go to the same truck stop/bar with Mariah. She sat on the bar stool next to me a couple of times. I have to agree with her senile, addled grandfather. That’s the only Maria I know, brain dead, sloppy drunk, and always cracking wise. But who knows, she may be thinking as straight as she was when she got those two tattoos that say, more or less, ‘Here is my pussy!’.
I remember when i saw my first boobs too beiber
If Justin did her he must have been 1 blind 2 really drunk 3 very very desperate or number 4 most likely all the above and a bag over her face. if he is the father i pray the baby looks like him!!!!!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeeewww
Justin Bieber is the hottest shit in America. Why would anyone believe he went for this? C’mon.
He was sixteen, and she probably had her boobs out at the concert. That’s about all the math you have to do on this one.
@snack pack That actually makes sense, but she sure isn’t a looker.
hottest in America? are you 12. besides he’s Canadian.
Sentences like this make my brain ache. Oh, and that giant sucking noise you hear is our society circling the drain.
This is obviously false at face value. How would this freakshow of muffin-top meets face piercings have ever gotten back stage…she’d have to fuck the security guy to get in. Uh…wait a minute.
Until a paternity test is taken, that baby could belong to the neighborhood mall cop .
Or pretty much anyone else who thinks of Bob Evans as fine dining.
This headline kills me: “Mariah Yeater Is A ‘Good Person’ Who Just Happened To Statutory Rape Justin Bieber”
It could easily be changed to “SELENA GOMEZ Is A ‘Good Person’ Who Just Happened To Statutory Rape Justin Bieber”.
How easy we forget that Selena is 19 and Justin is 17. I guess he likes those older women. Smh.
The difference is neither Selena nor Justin have ever publicly stated that they have a sexual relationship. The public just assumes it, and unless someone is a witness to the actual sex act or they state they have such a relationship, the assumptions are not proven facts.
On the other hand, Mariah publicly stated she had sex with a minor.
Also, 17 is not underage everywhere. Neither is 16. (For example, Canada.) In fact, the 11 states where the age of consent is 18 form the exception, not the rule.
She’s butt fuckly I mean hes the hottest guy n America and he wood go for this I dint believe the rumors
….And the mere fact that you think Bieber is the hottest guy in America is an undeniable proof that you are as “butt fuckly” as the Troglodyte he-bitch in question….Artofwar
Spot on Artofwar, spot on.
Hottest guy in america? Bree sounds a bit rapey herself.
She’s Scottish, lay off. They can’t help it.
Judging by the way that he is reacting to all of this, I am beginning to think more and more like he did knock her up.
I so hope so, they will just be hilarious.
He wants to be black so bad, he is on his way. Only about 17 more babies to catch up to Lil Wayne. lol
“But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him,” Markhouse said. “She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex”
I think this guy’s been watching too many 80′s hair band “Behind the Music” episodes. Because, you know, that’s always how it happens, right?
IS THAT BOXXY??
psssssssst: “Dollars” will open most eyes& pockets of young mothers in america.
And thighs… don’t forget thighs…
“forrest”, you don’t have to piss yourself before you comment.
Secondly, you don’t have to put “dollars” in quotation marks. I realize you live in a shithole where the last time you saw one was when you sold your baby sister for her kidneys, but since you’re posting on a site that’s based in the US, we actually know what they are.
Thirdly, money will open most anyone’s “eyes and pockets” anywhere in the world, unless, of course, they’re blind and naked. I’ve long ago given up hoping that the first will happen to you so you’d lose your way onto this site. Look, if your mother was knocked up by some random American and you’re still pissed off, take it up with her and sell her for parts to even the score. You suck at posting here, that is all.
dat muffintop
Honey, just because they say “thong underwear” doesn’t mean you need to be digging to China on them hips.
I’m pretty sure these would be boy-cut undies on a person of the correct size.
she needs to go up a few sizes in underwear though.
She seems demure.
i wish i could upvote that
Yah, what a choice bit of backstage ass this is.
Let me get this straight, Justin Beiber looked around and picked this girl out for his bodyguards to bring to him. Yeah, un huh, all that talent and this is the chick. And then they got drunk and did it…..something smells fishy here !!!!
Besides her vagina?
zing!
“they indulged in sex”
Really? Did they? And what kind of sex did they engage in?
I think it unlikely the “Maple Christ” would mount a big meaty woman like this. It’s much more plausible that she bent him over with a 10 inch strap on.
Unusually saucy, good Doctor.
Im gonna DIE if this trick is telling the truth! & Hes just like every other male celeb. Gets his guards to find groupies. And then in front of the camera hes so “wholesome”.
Y wouldn’t it be true? What would she gain from lying? She has an attorney so obviously they can’t b that stupid to just conduse some story to try and make money…and y does this female have to b a “trick or a whore”? I’m sure your just a good little christian that never did anything wrong…..
What does she have to gain from lying? Really? Do you know how much InTouch and US Weekly offer to people like this for “exclusive interviews?” Not to mention the “bragging rights” of being able to say you fucked a famous person, whether it’s true or not.
An old man said “they partied”, that creeps me the hell out. Oh hang on, Grandpa might only be in his forties, if you consider how fast trailer trash can churn them out.
Legal age in Canada is 16…just sayin…
Did this happen in California? If the Maple One initiated it, did he rape himself?
If it’s in California, he’ll serve 3m 45s in jail.
What’s with the “just sayin….?” Enough of that already.
Thank you Carolyn! I can’t stand the morons who use that.
“enough of that already” is just as bad . . .
“I just want to apologize to Justin’s mom, Selena’s mom, and my mom. And I’m sorry to everyone. I was very naïve. I am so so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Justin says now, it is my fault. Because it was my vagina and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted that we weren’t drunk. I insisted that we keep going. I insisted that we walk to the bathroom. Everything had to be my way. And this is where we’ve ended up and it’s all because of me that we’re here now—cold, hunted, and saddled with a kid. I love you Mom, Dad. I am so sorry… What is that? I’m scared to close my eyes, I’m scared to open them! We’re gonna die out here!”
Rumor has it, she’s buddies with Courtney Stoddens and is currently under her whore tutelage. Too bad she mistook “Lesson 3: Finding a sugar daddy” for “Finding a sugar baby.”
I believe that it happened but i also believe he said something more like, “I’m going to intercourse the poop out of you”.
Canadians are very polite.
Intercourse the poop out of you! Hahaha! I’ll have to use that on my girlfriend. I’m sure it’ll really turn her on.
These photos might have been after birth or even during pregnancy. Maybe she was skinny beforehand…
That is what I was thinking.
They’re MySpace photos. When was the last time you posted your after-pregnancy pictures to MySpace?
When was the last time you posted any picture like THAT to MySpace? Dude, that’s just scary.
Holy shit! People still use Myspace?
She look dirty… like in the dirty good sex kind of way. Most hot chicks are full of themselves and are actually pretty frigid in bed.
It’s like she has a pair of hips on top of her hips. That is a strange shape.
I thought the kid was a queer. How did this chick engineer this?
They need to exchange eye sockets.
hahaha
you can tell she’s got some sort of mental issues rattling around her head.
Sounds like some fanatic’s horribly written fanfiction. pass.
This whole thing is so awesome.
eh not really, not til the maury moment when they open that envelope.. THAT i’d love to see, one way or the other
OMG that would be awesome. I can imagine it right now, with Maury saying, “Justin, you ARE the father!”, and the audience would react with digust and vomit with rage.
Have you seen Justin’s girlfriend? I doubt he would even look at this nasty chick.
For all those commenting on her looks, are these photos before or after her having the baby because that would make a huge difference.
“…She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”
Her heart ain’t the only thing that’s “big.”
Actually, I think she’s kind of cute and definitely doable, especially if, as Venom pointed out, these pictures were taken relatively soon after giving birth. Reading between the lines and doing some math proves that’s quite plausible.
Free pussy, sometimes it is a motherfucker. lol
The blonde woman on the left is Sophia Richardson, and Englishwoman and voice actress living in San Francisco.
Given that these photo’s seem to show that it was an option, I’d have just tit-fucked her!
I would hit anything for a love child…… But I wouldn’t hit that.