Mariah Carey’s Boobs Bought A Star On The Walk Of Fame

Mariah Carey bought a star on the Walk of Fame for her boobs yesterday. Naturally, Brett Ratner and exactly zero other celebrities attended. It was a gala affair, but the best moments were when her son, Moroccan, stole the show by constantly groping her chest and butt, making him the first Cannon man to do that without ending up in a bamboo cage. It was a proud day for Hollywood, anyone with $30,000 dollars, or in the case of the majority of our readers, people who love giant breasts, no matter who they’re attached to. You’re all sick fucks, and we appreciate every last one of you.

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