As advertised.
Despite retreating into seclusion since December, Mariah Carey felt the need to paint a giant butterfly on her pregnant stomach and share it with her four million Twitter followers. Also, she apparently refers to her unborn twins as “dem babies” which proves she really is married to Nick Cannon even though I’d bet cash money those kids don’t have a shred of his DNA. “Haha! Use your sperm. Oh, Nicholas, you always make me laugh. Now, wheel my dinner in. And, wait, why aren’t you wearing those white gloves I bought you? Or the top hat. Goddammit.”
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You can’t buy class! Maybe dem babies will use dem dollars to buy demselves books.
You mean some underprivileged kids with seemingly uneducated parents? Probably not…
Does that actually read… “dem babies”?
Pariah has always been disgusting, whether she is pregnant or not.
Seriously. Also, I think this photo was taken in 2008.
Some women are cute and glowing and attractive pregnant. Mariah is not one of them.
The only women who are cute and glowing when they are pregnant are the fake ones on TV. With the real deal you get morning sickness, bloating and misery.
Good God, isn’t anything sacred anymore??
I like the band-aid over the belly button, it’s a nice touch.
Dem babies tryin’ to ‘scape, she hadda cover da hole!
nice!
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER HAND!!!!
LOL what fat stubby fingers
Naw, not stubby…more like a monster claw or something…
Yeah, that thumb is REALLY BIG!
eewww, man hands.
you idiots, when you are pregnant especially with twins your hands and feet swell.
looks like one of those Floormasters from Legend of Zelda.
when i saw the thumbnail first i thought it was amber portman’s stomach. except of course portman is brigitte bardot compared to mc
Brigitte Bardot now or 40 years ago?
Definitely…NOW!
I hope she did not use lead-based paint lol
She might no be bright enough not to use lead paint .
I thought that said, “Down Babies”
Aim a punch to the face when he opens his mouth. He’ll block with both gloves, allowing you to punch his stomach.
Body blow, body blow, body blow, knock ‘em out!
Great fighting! You’re an up and coming boxer!
why is there a painting of a butterfly on that alien pod that is about to burst open.
she loves butterflies for whatever reason. she’s also painted one on her corn wagon and it looks as if the butterfly is vomiting hemorrhoids! stay classy mariah.
Remember that episode of Seinfeld when he dates Man Hands?…..
Sure she is glowing, all planetoids reflect sunlight.
That’s because Nick Cannon refers to her as ‘dat fat bitch’.
Looking at the picture gives you real insight into who wears the pants at Mariah;s house…..the pink wing is larger! Sorry, Nick!
how did Nick manage to knock up RuPaul? I mean, they are the same person right? you never see Mariah and Ru in the same room together… think about it. dem babies beez fake.
This seems like something a teen would do, kinda immature.
She probably used lead based paint from China. Kid’ll be born with an arm sticking out of its ass.
wow some people are really evil…
Those band-aids are grossing me out!
me too! don’t know what she’s worried about, the doc can make her a new one like he did after her tummy tuck in 2008, no biggie, well…maybe that’s not the correct phrase…hehehe!
Does anyone else see the stretch line down the middle? Looks like its about to blow “dem babies” out… O_o
How old are you, 13? That isn’t a “stretch” line, it’s called the Linea Nigra. Most pregnant women and even non pregnant women get it due to hormones.
Normally I scream RUUUUUIIINNNEEEED at this point but, really, who are we kidding with this one.
oh she was ruined long before she became preggers.
So what I’m getting from this is she just declared war on humanity, because that can’t be unseen unfortunately.
congrats to nick and the babies…mwuah..whoever wrote this is a jerk not everyone has sex out of wedlock..im proud of the new family whoowhoo
Oh God, now I’ll have those Mothra nightmares again.
That’s disgusting.
well, THE SH*T IS BOTHERING HER………….
How did they make Kirstie Allie and Oprah one person?
Being heavily pregnant very hard to reach as far as she did to paint the tummy….are we sure she painted it? Not that we want to look…
My thought exactly. Maybe she let her old man do it so he wouldn’t have a tantrum and beat her senseless.
There’s no way she could have reached to draw that. Clearly she woke up from a drinking binge on the floor of a waffle house mens room with that drawn on her belly, and “cock whole” written illiterately on her face.
so. fucking. tacky.
took the words right out of my mouth
i wish she would paint those giant tits and post that!!!
the truly amazing thing is this photo was taken when she was just a few months along…
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever had the cruel misfortune to lay my eyes upon in my entire life.
So you dress up your pregnant belly like it’s some kind gift box?
Damn I feel sorry for these kids. All the millions in the world can’t help them.
I would bang this chick, big belly and all. She still is fine till this day.
Eddie Murphy, is that you? we know you dig those trannies. be PROUD brutha!
(LOL) Eh Eh Eh Eh
its amazing how i can be soooooo utterly repulsed by someone i used to lust after soooooo much, ahhh the strange miracle of procreation
donkey punch
I suddenly want a glass of Kool-Aid.
I don’t get it– I think the pic is kinda cute… only thing is that she’s NOT…. and she must retaining water like the HOOVER DAM! check out her man hands – poor Nick…… ugh
I just threw up a little…wait, make that a lot. Yuck.
God Bless Mariah & her family. What has this world come to when “grown” people start making fun of pregnant women … wait, see I assumed everyone leaving these distasteful comments were adults.
I hope some of the future moms on here never have to be made fun of during their pregnancy, nor have to go through issues even getting pregnant. But, if you do comeback & comment on Mariah again .. I’m sure you’ll have a different perspective.
Elizabeth, this may come as a horrible shock to you, but when you take photos of yourself that are of questionable taste, then post them to the internet, you’ve invited comments and you don’t get to demand only positive ones.
Here in the real world, we call this phenomenon “The Real World”.
Seriously, what is it with pregnant women? Every one of them acts like she invented the process and wants us all to bask in her glory. Pregnancy doesn’t impress us…in fact it’s frequently something you OUGHT to be ashamed on. Goddamn stray dogs get knocked up every day…congratulations for rising to their level.
ah mcfeely, i know you think you are flexing some kind of power with your allegedly bold words, but you are dribbling pure weakness
Holy hell MY EYES