That’s Mariah Carey’s Nipple

Britney Spears is single and Diddy allegedly tried to kill a man, but Mariah Carey’s nipple fell out of her bikini, so all of that other shit can wait until morning because this is what happens when you fire Nick Cannon as your butler. Not only would Nick Cannon have dived in front of her nipple, he would’ve shot the cameraman and fed him to Mariah as an elegant meal. He’s like Alfred if Alfred was Hannibal Lecter and loved big titties he’ll never touch.

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