Mariah Carey Reacted To Nick Cannon Banging Kim Kardashian In Most Mariah Carey Way Possible

April 3rd, 2014 // 38 Comments
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Last week, during a promotional interview for his new album “White People Party Music“, Nick Cannon rattled off the names of five celebrities he slept with including Kim Kardashian and his wife Mariah Carey who sent him into his next interview with specific instructions on what to say about that shit. Via Gossip Cop:

Stern said he heard Carey was upset about a previous chat where he opened up about Kardashian, and Cannon made a surprising admission in reply.
She doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is,” he said, adding, “She doesn’t pay attention to that.”

Like most of you, my first reaction was to think there’s no way in hell Mariah Carey doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is. But then I thought of something that would actually make this completely possible: Kim Kardashian isn’t Mariah Carey. And neither is Nick Cannon, so it’s a goddamn miracle she even knows who he is which I’ll never believe she does and you can’t make me.

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  1. Waanc

    We should have the same attitude as Mariah…

  2. Ha ha ha! This comment is totally going to burn Kim’s ass! Well, a small part of it, anyway.

  3. Ralph

    When you look up “Diva” in the dictionary it says “See Mariah Carey”. This has nothing to do with putting down KK. Mariah really doesn’t know anyone who doesn’t service her is some manner.

  4. Well jeez, why should Nick Cannon have all the fun? Superficial readers, how about rattling off the names of 5 celebrities you’ve masturbated to. Extra points if you autohandbanged them all this week.

    • Lots of people know the cashier at Lowe’s around the corner… does that make her a celebrity?

      If so, that’s one…

      • She only counts if you surreptitiously take her photo on your phone and post it here, so that we can all partake of the fap. It will be the first Superficial Stay-at-home Bukkake. Maybe Fish can make it official for us or something.

    • Autohandbanged?

    • In no particular order:
      Lucy Liu after every episode of “Elementary”
      Joanna Krupa
      Jennette McCurdy
      Miley Cyrus

    • Joe Blow

      This week? OK….
      1A: Britney Spears, when she was hot.
      1B: Britney Spears, when she was doing the whole crazy thing.
      2: Miley Cyrus
      3: Jennifer Aniston
      4: Belle Knox, because well, I don’t know why.
      5. Jennifer Love Hewitt.
      6. Hilary Duff
      7. Jamie Lynn Spears
      8. Angie Harmon
      9. Christina Applegate from the Bundy era.
      10. Selena “Sweet Meat” Gomez.

      Oh, you only wanted 5… My bad.

  5. Oh Poor Mariah. She pretends to not know who the Kardashians are, but she’s starting to look like one of them. And not a cute one.

    What I’m getting at is at this point if Mariah and Khloe went out drinking, Khole would, in a death is not an option situation, be the cute one.

    Girl best check herself.

    • She used to be half-decent looking and now looks like a tubby, orange… thing. Her personality and character were never attractive and the outside cover is going to pot. She looks like shit.

  6. People with fat round faces should not wear their hair flat and parted down the middle. Don’t these people have professionals to take care of this shit so they don’t go out in public looking like shite?!

  7. brtn

    Looks like someone took the wisdom teeth out of a tranny Chucky Doll.

  8. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    What? That’s NOT Sam Kinnison? Oh, he’s dead.
    Are you SURE it’s not him? I mean really sure?

  9. Mariah Carey Bloated Face Jowls Weight Gain Trenchcoat
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Snookie lose some weight?

  10. malaka

    so very sad..
    this used to be a charming, beautiful girl.
    now she’s become some kind of deranged queen latifa.

  11. she used to be SO hot, 20 years ago. her head looks like Jerry Lewis now. and its orange. congrats!

  12. Kai R

    whoa, what happened to Mariah’s face? she’s so fat/bloated and her glasses look too small for her face. I can honestly say that Kim K looks much better

  13. I wish I didn’t know who Kim Kardashian is.

  14. Mitch

    First off, anyone who has actually slept with Kim Kardashian would never admit it in public.

    Second, who is Mariah Carey? Is she that porn star in California who tried to run for governor?

  15. cc

    ‘Mariah Carey Reacted To Nick Cannon Banging Kim Kardashian In Most Mariah Carey Way Possible’

    She ordered take out from three different establishments?

  16. She used to be gorgeous in the 90s and much more likeable. Now she’s just so full of herself.

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    Mr. Fahrenheit
    Commented on this photo:

    Orange AND black are the new fat.

  18. Ari

    Please, she knows who Kim is. Even if she doesn’t pay attention to “stuff like that,” you can’t get away from the kardashian’s.

  19. That sucked when she had Han Solo frozen in her house?

  20. Whether or not it was intentional, it was probably the most effective insult anyone could possibly use against a Kardashian. Point out she owes her fame to being peed on? Bitch don’t care. Pretend you don’t know who she is? She will never sleep again.

  21. Mariah Carey Bloated Face Jowls Weight Gain Trenchcoat
    Commented on this photo:

    The Kardashians need to keep up with Mrs Cannon… She is the real deal, they are not… They can try to introduce themselves.. maybe? and she is not the only one who doesn’t keep up with them. I actually have friends who don’t know them either,maybe it has to do with the rigorous studies in med school or something.

  22. A Real American Folks!

    Porky needs to put down the forky.

  23. Mariah Carey Bloated Face Jowls Weight Gain Trenchcoat
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    This girl ate Mariah Carey.

  24. Mariah Carey Bloated Face Jowls Weight Gain Trenchcoat
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    Oh, hello crazy. What’s that? I’m supposed to think you’re on the phone? But you’re wearing gloves and you can’t use your touch screen when wearing gloves. What’s that? You never used a phone? OK, makes sense.

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