Maybe it’s the dress or the fact that I spent a portion of my day staring into the unfortunate grin-skulls of Bethenny Frankel and Minnie Driver, but here’s Mariah Carey looking remarkably good outside of GMA this morning. Which is almost making me regret that Jenny Craig post back in November until I remembered they made her look like a cut-scene from Final Fantasy and she went, “Oh, yeah, that’s totally me,” before telling everyone you need at least 70 MP to make her cast “dust the living room” on Nick Cannon.
Photos: Splash News
“awesome” means ‘fat’? idk about that, I’m going to have to check my thesaurus.
I wish people would realize these stars have access and the money to pay for Human Growth Hormone. These miraculous weight loss diets or whatever can only be explained by that drug. It’s about $2000.00 per month. I checked into it when I was bodybuilding in my 20′s. Look into it!
doesn’t it shrink your peen?
Ask your mom!
She informs me it indeed shrunk Mr. Coffey’s peen.
That to you is fat?
Flaunting it like a champ!
Err … chimp. I meant chimp.
Because she looks like an ape.
Put her in a bikini…under bright merciless sunshine.
Then we will judge her awesomeness.
I’m just happy you can clearly see the spanx that are holding her in that dress.
Industrial strength spanx, yes… along with a huge helping of liposuction & tummy tuck!
BOOM!
Looks like she’s ready to fly a WWI fighter plane to suburban night club.
Who or what is she smiling at? I don’t get it.
…Seems to be channeling her inner Whitney in pic 15.
She needs to do a little more channeling and die.
+1 Fletch.
In other news, Spanx announced record sales figures for the first quarter of 2012.
SHE IS TOTALLY WEARING SHAPE WEAR! its so obvi by the pics… geez.
Okay, this is more like it.
The required “you look good, girl!”
She went on a diet because of all the unflattering pics and comments.
*** Stop the fucking presses! Newsflash!!! ***
She looks bald
I love being a hater and I hate this cunt with a passion.
i’m not a big fan of this ding-dong BUT she looks amazing. however she did it, i give her props–she’s 40+, had twins via ivf and all the hormones that involves and was HUGE so to get back to THIS shape, via tummy tuck, boob lift, hgh, whatever–she looks great!
THICK
Just how me’likes it in me’head.
I can’t stand this woman, just a jackass and an egomaniac.
I wonder how long it will be before she trades in Nick Cannon because he is defective.
I want to stick my penis in her vagina.
And every vagina ever in existence. Am I right?
Was it maybe just her head that shrunk? ‘Cause those sunglasses look goddamned HUGE.
Bitch stole Whitney’s mana.
When was the last time she had a hit song again?
She’s winning. I can tell.
You mean DIAMOND dust the living room… lol? No, no one should laugh at that *hangs head in shame*
she’s like forever your. she’s always been pretty and young looking. She’s doing it right, I didn’t know that nick was younger than her until I read about it. They look like a same age couple. Unlike Madonna and J.lo who look like they are parading their sons around lol
she’s like forever young. she’s always been pretty and young looking. She’s doing it right, I didn’t know that nick was younger than her until I read about it. They look like a same age couple. Unlike Madonna and J.lo who look like they are parading their sons around lol
Are you kidding? I thought she was his mom until a few days ago.
shuddup Madonna
Mariah looks awesome
She looks great! I like that she is actually wearing something that fits, rather than something she is falling out of. Good job with this ensemble, Mariah. Keep it up.
she looks amazing
She looks like a goddamn praying mantis.
Congrats lady, you’ve got a billion dollars and you didn’t turn into a fat fucking pig after giving birth. You’re still an old hag.
12 photos of boring, I hope no one had to pay for these.
Okay people she still is fat take off all the spandex, get her ass in the nude then it all falls out!!! Lets see you in a swim suit since you lost so much!!!
It’s apparent no one has looked at her hag legs.
Never underestimate the power of spanks.
you people are insensitive idiots she didn’t have a tummy tuck she wasn’t eligible to because she had pre-eclampsia during her pregnancy and her blood preasure didn’t stabalize for a few days after delivery and she also had a hernia surgery after the twins were born so that required a belly button reconstruction. Mariah has always been a beautiful woman stop critizing her every woman in the business wears spanx especially after a pregnancy. Mariah actually went on jenny craig so she wouldn’t become a diabetic for the rest of her life she’d had gestational diabetes while she was pregnant with Roc n Roe which meant she had to take insulin about 4-5 times a day for the last weeks of her pregnancy and the twins were born with hypoglycemia because of it. if you don’t like her don’t look and leave comments
Dear Courtney (aka Mariah’s publicist) – This site is called the Superficial. All we do is look and make nasty comments. STFU. TYVM. XOXO.
Mariah’s publicist needs to learn about punctuation and run on sentences.
Still ‘effing hot. Iknowitoo is on point.
Spanx…she’s wearing lots of Spanx.
she always has the tranniest torso
They were actually playing one of her songs in a store I was in a few days ago. I literally had to leave. How the fuck do people enjoy listening to screeches and squeals? It was like nails on a pretentious, arrogant chalkboard.