Terry Richardson loves to jerk off on models’ faces, so what better person to take a nice family photo of you in lingerie with your kids? Which is apparently the kind of thought Mariah Carey has because here she is doing exactly that. In the meantime, those giant breasts might be single soon thanks to Nick Cannon‘s whiteface publicity stunt and telling everyone he banged Kim Kardashian. Which is really only good news to anyone schooled in the art of butlery, but how hard can it be to carry a silver dinner tray and murder people with candlesticks in the conservatory? Or do you need a propah British accent, gu’vna? ‘Cause pushed the telly down the pram, she did.
Photos: Terry Richardson