Mariah Carey Posed For Uncle Terry With Her Kids

May 9th, 2014 // 34 Comments
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Terry Richardson loves to jerk off on models’ faces, so what better person to take a nice family photo of you in lingerie with your kids? Which is apparently the kind of thought Mariah Carey has because here she is doing exactly that. In the meantime, those giant breasts might be single soon thanks to Nick Cannon‘s whiteface publicity stunt and telling everyone he banged Kim Kardashian. Which is really only good news to anyone schooled in the art of butlery, but how hard can it be to carry a silver dinner tray and murder people with candlesticks in the conservatory? Or do you need a propah British accent, gu’vna? ‘Cause pushed the telly down the pram, she did.

Photos: Terry Richardson

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  1. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    call CPS.

  2. we have Kate Upton, Mariah. You are superfluous.

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    pbjuicy
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    Hey Terry, which fingers did you use to deliver the “shocker” to Maria?

  4. ace11

    God love her

    what is she now 45 and still showing her tits?

  5. Has she gained weight in the face or are those cheek implants? Either way, good job on hiding her thick waist and trying to make her look like she still has a figure when in fact she looks like a bloated sausage. If she actually had a nice personality I’d wouldn’t be inclined to be so snarky.

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    JC
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    Somewhere, Jada Pinkett Smith is nodding in approval.

  7. So no dipping his junk on her head, drop a load in her eye. He must be off in his shoots.

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    Obama
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    Epic fail. Pics should be in B&W, with kids wearing Uncle Terry’s glasses and flannel.

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    timmy
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    yummy… I’d let her sit on my face…

  10. Freebie

    C’mon, you’re old, fat, a mom of two, just stop. No one wants to see old boobs and cleverly hidden waistlines.

    • Cleverly hidden? She´s on a white background with heavy lighting to keep any shadows to a strict minimum, you can literally SEE where they have warped her in, smoothed her down and tightened her up..my 5 year old could have photoshopped that easily (and probably would have done a waaaaaay better job than the amateur idiot that actually got paid to photoshop her into a white Nicki Minaj)

  11. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    I wonder if it’s ever occurred to her that her kids aren’t just another accessory.

  12. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    “Terry – is that a roofie in my champagne? Because you know I got immune to that stuff while I was married to Tommy.”

  13. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    So wholesome.

  14. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    She still looks great. I’ve had a boner for her since the 90s.

  15. Who doesn’t like to jerk off on model’s faces?

  16. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    and then Terry says “mariah – i’m sorry but the kids will need eye protection before i jack off on everyone’s faces”

  17. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    The fucked-up-ness of this photo is beyond reason!

  18. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    Looks like somebody has a plan to “lose” custody of the little nuisances. Well played, Mariah.

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    limeseeds
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    Uncle Terry gives all the girls a pearl necklace. It’s in his contract.

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    analboy
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    i’d do her booty hole

  21. right

    i don’t care about the pics. Did he bust on her face while the kids watched. That’s all i want to know.

  22. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    White background to make warping easier, weird angles to her every curve to the point where she looks like Jessica rabbit and skin so flawless that they have erased too much detail, so where her hair (in the forehead area) and her dress meets her body (hip area) , it looks completely fake etc etc
    The dude who did the photoshop job on these pics was either an amateur, or he actually wanted to make her look like a white version of Nicki Minaj – either way, he botched the job.

  23. thebutlerdidit

    Uncle Terry acts like the house slave around celebrities. A total ass kiss. There’s no hint of the pervy behavior, that doesn’t pay the bills. Whatever shit he pulls is with the nobodies that need him, not the other way around. As for Mariah, I’ve never been a fan of her music, but she has a helluva lot of talent. Compared to the Stoddens and the Trashbagassians, she is an actual celebrity. Why she’s dressed like a BDSM mistress…I guess she’s jealous of the attention the young gals get. See: Cher, Madonna, etc

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    G
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    she obviously had a bad tummy tuck.

  25. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    Her entire stomach is photoshopped. That’s all I have on this one. I can’t stop staring at her drawn-on belly button.

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    Skeeter
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    I’d like to tongue and bang her anus.

  27. Mariah Carey Lingerie Terry Richardson
    thecrazybetty
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    she looks so vacant in all of these. I feel sorry for her somehow.

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