Mariah Carey Wears Lingerie In Public Now

The last post forced me to write about a shit sandwich made out of revenge porn and Kanye West, so here are Mariah Carey’s giant breasts in lingerie that probably won’t try to pose Chris Brown and Rihanna naked together. Or will they? I dunno. Nobody ever lets me near the things. It’s always, “Call 911! He’s wearing a Spider-Man mask!” or, “Sir, pretend to shoot one more web and we’ll open fire.” This is why I never go out.

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