Mariah Carey is Pregnant? I Would’ve Never Guessed

Seen here already looking like Aretha-esque in Singapore a month ago, Mariah Carey has finally confirmed she’s pregnant to the surprise of, well, actually a few people because I just assumed her weight was some sort of cosmic joke on Nick Cannon. Via The Today Show:

In the spirit of some privacy, Carey, who shared the news with Bush from her home in Tribeca, didn’t divulge how far along she is. “It’s still early, I’m expecting in the spring, I’ll say that. I don’t want to give too much of like, specific outlines.”
Carey chose to share the happy news now because her new album, “Merry Christmas 2 U” drops next week. Her husband Nick Cannon, who was also on hand for the interview, describes the journey as an emotional one.
“Uh, it’s absolutely emotional, but first, so many reasons I mean obviously the greatest gift on earth is a child,” Cannon said. “But … you know how much we have been through, you know.”

The couple also revealed Mariah suffered a miscarriage two years ago which I chose not to quote so I wouldn’t look like a dick pointing out she essentially got knocked up by her butler. It’s the lies we tell ourselves, folks. The lies we tell ourselves…

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