Mariah Carey is Pregnant? I Would’ve Never Guessed

October 28th, 2010 // 84 Comments

Seen here already looking like Aretha-esque in Singapore a month ago, Mariah Carey has finally confirmed she’s pregnant to the surprise of, well, actually a few people because I just assumed her weight was some sort of cosmic joke on Nick Cannon. Via The Today Show:

In the spirit of some privacy, Carey, who shared the news with Bush from her home in Tribeca, didn’t divulge how far along she is. “It’s still early, I’m expecting in the spring, I’ll say that. I don’t want to give too much of like, specific outlines.”
Carey chose to share the happy news now because her new album, “Merry Christmas 2 U” drops next week. Her husband Nick Cannon, who was also on hand for the interview, describes the journey as an emotional one.
“Uh, it’s absolutely emotional, but first, so many reasons I mean obviously the greatest gift on earth is a child,” Cannon said. “But … you know how much we have been through, you know.”

The couple also revealed Mariah suffered a miscarriage two years ago which I chose not to quote so I wouldn’t look like a dick pointing out she essentially got knocked up by her butler. It’s the lies we tell ourselves, folks. The lies we tell ourselves…

Photos: Splash News


  1. The petulant one

    I’d still do her.

  2. yourmom dottcom

    Isn’t using a 2 for the word “to” and a U for the word “you” like, sooo mid 1980′s or something?

  3. Nature

    Oh no! Waht about overpoppulation?! *Cries*

  4. Dodging Work

    “obviously the greatest gift on earth is a child,” WTF are you talking about?

  5. RoboZombie

    Gross, I couldn’t even finish it before vomiting.

  6. Facebook me

    So I don’t sound like a dick, but she has looked pregnant for years.

  7. Lady Blah Blah

    She ain’t pregnant, she’s a fat pig. And even if she is pregnant, why couldn’t she do like Giselle Bunchen and get that way without gaining weight? There’s no reason to gain ANY weight when you’re pregnant, unless you use pregnancy as an excuse to be a PIG.

    • Facebook me

      When women are pregnant they are supposed to gain 20-40 pounds..She beat that easily prior to inception.

    • Lady Dum Dum

      Giselle Bunchen isn’t really a good standard to hold the rest of humanity up against. most women don’t have eating disorders, so they will probably gain some weight when they get pregnant. MC is extreme & was gaining before she got prego, so your argument is irrelevant. even someone like Bethenny Frankel who diets 24/7 gained during pregnancy. way to perpetuate your insane body image issues onto everyone else, though. i hope your food tastes better when it comes back up.

      • oink

        Another fatass who thinks anyone who isn’t a greasy fat slob has an eating disorder

      • Dodging Work

        It’s funny to me that some people think a person who is thin/skinny and very healthy looking/attractive has an eating disorder, but a person who is 15+ pounds overweight does not have an eating disorder.

      • thisgirl

        Twice the taste – zero calories!

        In all seriousness…that’s a huh-yoooooge bitch!

      • Lady Dum Dum

        i’m often accused of having an ED in real life because i, myself, am very very thin, so the argument doesn’t work on me, kids (& it’s fine, i know everyone will say “PEWST PICS PROVE IT” but i don’t care to gain any internet stalkers out of this comment.

        it’s pretty common knowledge amongst those interested in fashion & models that Bunchen has suffered at numerous points in her life from various ED’s.

        but it’s okay, guys. you can keep crying a river & defending your hate of big titties & average size women & those who gain weight when their pregnant as if that was anything at all to be upset over. normal people gain weight when they are pregnant… end of conversation. this has nothing to do with fat people or the morbidly obese.

    • hmm

      Men in this society are such misogynists.

      They may not try to stop the right to vote but they’ve obviously dumbed down being a woman into the amount of body fat on her thighs.

      LOSERS, it is medically healthy to gain around 35 pounds during pregnancy you are FEEDING a new life! Almost everyone thus has at least 10 pounds of extra weight after delivery that can be lost later on.

      • Mel Gibson's Shrink

        Honestly… The American society makes fun of the Muslim culture for being mysoginistic, but they are just as bad. They hate all women who don’t hold up to their insane standards. Well, at least it’s good to know that all you losers have six packs. I fucking hate men who think they deserve a beautiful model while being average themselves.

  8. Facebook me

    Does anyone notice what appears to be a glass of champagne in her hand? Either she is visibly pregnant or donning her usual Porky Pig impression.

    • Ashley

      That was the first thing I noticed. She’s drinking alcohol and pregnant… Excellent combo. Unless it’s apple juice, hopefully.

  9. Cock Dr

    It doesn’t matter if the daddy is the butler or a turkey baster; congratulations & best of luck to Mariah.
    If she’s smart she won’t do any more public appearances after Thanksgiving. Unless she’s angling for a weight loss product endorsement deal after the birth.

  10. Nero

    What Turkish oil wrestler is reponisble for her pregnancy folks?!

  11. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    if this is early pregnancy, cant wait to see what 9 months will look like

  12. Reginald T. Rockstrow

    When did Rosie O’Donnell go blonde?

  13. Rhialto

    Well,well,congrats to her and her hubby! I guess she got pregnant through an IVF procedure?!

  14. jill

    that is one huge bitch. I’m so old I remember when she was hot (1994, anyone?)

  15. Rancid

    She will give birth to a healthy, brown chimichunga.

  16. She’s not pregnant, she’s just fat. She’s always been a big girl and probably had to diet like crazy just to not be a GIANT pig, just a small pig.

  17. Rough skills and power tools

    Bull shit! shell be taking on the role of the lion in wizard of 0z. Can’t fool me…

  18. Melissa

    She says she’s very early in her pregnancy, yet she can’t even get situated on the couch comfortably and then blames it on the “baby.” There’s no way pregnancy would make someone that big in the early stages unless they started eating like a pig WAY beforehand. Some women really do use pregnancy as an excuse to eat whatever they want, but whatever, maybe Nick likes her fat?

  19. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    This fat pig is preggers and drinking? I won’t even get into the hooker costume she’s wearing. Ugh. NO CLASS.

  20. the only opinion that matters

    God you people are cruel (not all of you of course). I know this is the Superficial and meaness is almost mandatory, but pregnant women, kids, and people the have just died should be off limits. I would love to see the ignoramusses making these comments, only uneducated white trash with nothing going on in their lives to make themselves feel good would make some of those comments. I am sure she isn’t feeling so great about putting on weight, no woman (or man) does, and NO I am not fat. Just trying to be a more compassionate human being. I’m not even a fan, just an imperfect human with no right to diss a pregnant woman. Lady Dum Dum said it well. PS Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. I can hardly wait for the rebuttals claiming you are all a bunch of Harvard grads and brain surgeons!

    • NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS!!! First of all, if she IS pregnant, then she SHOULDN”T BE DRINKING ALCOHOL (See champagne glass in her right hand)!!! Nice fucking example of early pregnancy parenthood. Secondly, if she is pregnant, what’s with the skin tight pink dress and miniskirt???? If she didn’t think she looked good she wouldn’t be DRESSING LIKE THAT FFS. If she’s pregnant I’m not dissing her for being pregnant. I will, however, diss her and rip her apart for being a SKANKY, DRINKING, CLASSLESS DUMBASS for her outfit, her behavior, and her drinking.

      • casual observer

        Actually, the “no alcohol” rule has been discredited. Minimal intake – one drink (one beer/glass of wine/mixed drink w one shot) has been shown to do no harm.

    • Whatever hypcrite ! What, do you come on here to practice physics equations? So let me get this straight, you visit a website about celebrity gossip that portrays hollywood stars to be a bunch of fake asses with fake personalities and images but you’re the moral one out of all of us? People who visit crack houses are there to buy crack, not check out the architecture (that means building design). Sorry to blow your plan but you’re not the voice of reason on this one.

      • Once again, the inappropriate use of the word hypocrite. Practice Physics equations? No. I come on here to make ridiculous snide comments about celebrity, which is what the comments section of this blog is for. I don’t try to be Moral Oral, but I do point out the obvious, such as a Pregnant woman on stage drinking champagne in a dress that is 2 sizes too small and way too short IF she IS PREGNANT. So you think there is nothing wrong with how she is dressed in some of those pictures, or that she is drinking champagne while pregnant? Nothing wrong with that? Interesting.

    • hmm

      I know what you mean. Most of the people who come here are young, white male snobs who enjoy whacking off in their parents basement and turn up their offending nose at the sight of a woman 5 pounds over a healthy weight.

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  22. Bill O'Really

    @ the only opinion that matters…

    still mad because all the black guys you like are with white women huh? As soon as you realize Cocoa Butter and BBQ sauce arent different forms of perfume, you might get a little more attention. Oh, and also learn that size 18 is an 18, regardless of the designer. NEVER try to fit an 18 into a 2 and think it looks good, muffin top. NEVER.

    • the only opinion that matters

      God the assumptions you idiots make, they are more ridiculous then the assumptions I make. You couldn’t be more wrong with your assumptions about me. You think I am black?! I couldn’t be whiter, I couldn’t be waspier and I can guarantee you I am not in the double digits when it comes to size, and I agree with you, a size 2 should never wear a size eighteen. None of us know what is in that glass….it could be apple juice, I hope to hell it is because I agree that pregnant women should not drink….I would think that someone who wanted a child so badly would abstain, though a recent study indicate moderate amounts of alcohol will not affect a fetus, I personally wouldn’t take a chance. PS….I AM moral, I will knock any loser drug addict, cheater and asshole, but I can’t be mean about pregnant women, kids or people who just died, and if I got you guys all riled up it makes it even more fun!

    • Well, it’s obvious now that Tommy Matolla was holding her head in the bowl when she was puking up her dinner every night during their marriage. They divorced and we all said goodbye to that photo.

  23. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    Pregnancy doesn’t do that to you. Her head got fat!
    Here’s what happened. She gained like 80 pounds, and then was like “Oh my God, I’m sooo fat. What will people think?”
    Them she said, “Wait a minute, if I get pregnant – THAT will be my excuse for becoming obese”.
    So now, she’s pregnant AND fat.

  24. chesty

    You know you are lazy when you can easily afford a nutritionist, chef, personal trainer, home gym, etc. and you still get huge.

  25. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    If she’s pregnant, then what’s that drink in her hands?

    • Its called, WATER.
      Pregnant women have to constantly keep water near them, to prevent dehydration. Shes singing, and probably nervous, thus shes using more energy, which means more water is necessary.
      So what if its in a champagne glass.. It looks a lot less tacky than a bottle of water.

  26. RULE OF THUMB: Thick chicks are forever treading the line of getting fat. It’s 50% that a thin chick gets fat during pregnancy but it’s a 125% chance a thick chick will turn into Jabba the Hut when carrying a bun.

  27. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    Baby beluga, you’re just a little white whale on the go!

  28. Rose

    That’s not alcohol on the glass its water. She likes to drink out of the flutes regardless of what the beverage is because its more festive. She IS pregnant. Its not a lie and those of you calling her names are just pathetic and I’d love to see what you all look like. Internet bullies!!

  29. sharon H

    I saw the interview on tape. Okay, so she is pregnant. That’s great for them. She had a miscarriage. That is sad for them and all the millions of women who have had them. Miscarriage is very common. I have had one so I know what I am talking about. Now, if she is due in spring, and even if it is early spring, then she really shouldn’t have gained any noticeable weight thus far from the pregnancy. She was already on the gaining track back at the Oscars where her dress was very skillfully designed to work with what she had and minimize all the extra weight she was carrying. She is a person prone to weight gain. She is a mesomorph and that body type will always try to gain weight. The only thing that really bothers me is how she couldn’t get comfortable on the couch so early on. If she truly is uncomfortable now then her pregnancy may be in trouble. I carried twins to term and they weighed 6lbs, 5 oz and 7lbs, 14 oz. That is uncomfortable but I didn’t feel uncomfortable until well into the third trimester and that was with two babies growing inside. She will need to listen to her doctor and follow a proper diet or she won’t be able to move.

  30. Ash Bones

    I bet she can’t wait to eat the placenta…..

  31. See Alice

    Hey Moron Mimi. Look up alcohol fetal syndrome .

  32. Buffalo Dick

    Huge…… uhhhhggg…. Sex with her would be a Hot Dog down a Hallway…..

  33. Just Cause

    Pregnant, hmm? What’s her excuse for all the other times she looked like a pig in heat?

  34. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    damnn she got HUGEE

  35. cc

    Yes, I’ve heard that eating several trays of those white, sugary donuts from the supermarket every day can make you ‘pregnant’.

  36. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    I do believe that is water.

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  38. StEvec

    Ugh……she still looks more and more like Curious George the cartoon chimp and let’s see what she gives birth to……

  39. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    If she’s pregnant, why is she holding a champagne flute?

  40. Mariah Carey Pregnant
    I still can't believe its not butter
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    omg that doesn’t even look like Maria it looks more like shamu ate Maria Carey then continued to deep throat the mic

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  42. Bob

    Can’t believe I used to fap to that. >hangs head in shame

  43. Cardinal Fang

    She’s been looking for an excuse to get fat. Now she has one. Oh, she’ll get skinny one more time in her life, but it’s the ol’ rip cord on the life raft for her now. Just watch her expand!

  44. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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  45. Mariah Carey Pregnant
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    She may have been on fertility drugs, they will do that to you.

  46. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Jesus, girl… God, I hope I am not one of those women who get really fat, gasy and disgusting during pregnancy… Cause I really want kids.

  47. Ash Bones

    The Kirstie Alley diet is working

  48. taylorswiftass

    i think she eats nick’s dinner. Well at least he will have another playmate

  49. K

    Only 4 months and already this huge! She’ll be a whale by the time she gets to 7 months

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