Mariah Carey Had Some Babies

May 2nd, 2011 // 40 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon welcomed a healthy baby boy and girl into their lives over the weekend. Coincidentally, the twins were born on the couple’s anniversary, a time that Mr. and Mrs. Carey usually reserve for the hilariously insane practice of renewing their vows annually. People reports:

April 30 is double the pleasure for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Not only did they welcome twins, but the couple celebrated their third wedding anniversary, too! Carey, 42, delivered the babies Saturday at 12:07 p.m. ET at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles. Carey’s representative, Cindi Berger, confirmed the births to the Associated Press, saying the baby girl was born first, weighing 5 lbs. 3 oz., and was 18 inches long; her brother was next, at 5 lbs. 6 oz., and was 19 inches. And it was just as Cannon, 30, predicted. “I’m not trying to be a psychic, but we renew our vows every year so … It’s probably going to be in the hospital this year. I can feel it,” Cannon said.

The above pics are basically the only ones of Mariah since Christmas except for a magazine cover where she appeared naked and some Twitter pics of her with a painted belly which explains why they’re shot from a tree 100 yards away. Had she known it was a photo op, I’m sure she would have bedazzled herself head to toe and fired a bottle rocket out of her belly-button on the way to the car.

Photo: AKM Images

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  1. UnholyKrep

    Hey, check it out- a Facts of Life reboot!

  2. Deacon Jones

    (cue Defcon 5 whooping alarm)

    “She’s GONNA BLOW! Move people, MOVE!”

  3. CC

    This story is about a Shrek sighting, right?

  4. God is Black

    1-Osama’s head blown off by Navy Seals=Cry,beautiful
    2-Maria Menounos in a Bikini=nice Boner material
    3-Mariah Carey Had Some Babies=Fuck Me!Childhood memories of Hungry,Hungry Hippo game=not cool FISH!

  5. Cock Dr

    Now she has new pet babies to dress up as butterflies & unicorns.

  6. Louis Winthorpe III


  7. the captain

    it’s rally amaazing.
    ………..ask various farmers!!!!!!!!!!

  8. We are gathered here, for the forth or fifth time, to join these two in holy matrimony. Do you, Mariah Carey, take this man to be your–
    “Wait!!! Hold on! GAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” POP
    Wahhh, wahhhh, wahhhhh.
    Okay, where were we? Oh yes, do you, Mariah Carey take this mad to be your lawfully wedded husband again?
    “I do.”
    And do you, Nick Cannon, take this—
    “Time out!!! Unnnnnnnngahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!” POP
    Wahhhh, wahhhh, wahhhhh.
    Do you, Nick Cannon take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife again.”
    “I do.”
    Then I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may eat the afterbirth.

  9. JC

    Are we sure there were only two babies in there? I did some quick calculations based on the volume of that sphere in the picture, and it suggests 8 (plus/minus 1) babies, at least.

  10. Mariah Carey Twins Born
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    Aretha? Oh, wait. My bad. Aretha can actually sing.

  11. What Nick Cannon really said was, “One of us is going to end up in the hospital this year. I can feel it.”

  12. Mariah Carey Twins Born
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    If she wants to try for another im more than willing to go 50/50

  13. karen

    Need to post a 24 hour guard on those babies. She usually eats them within the first few weeks.

  14. Rancid

    She still looks like that.

    I bet the kids will never see a pop tart until they’re out on their own. No way any junk food survives 10 seconds in that house.

  15. Kodos

    Anybody remember the giant queen bug in ‘Aliens’, with the bloated egg sac?

    That’s what this reminds me of. Gah.

  16. Kodos


    “Quaid…start the Mars!!”

  17. Donald Trump

    What a fat ugly pig. I know she’s with child, but my god, that’s one fat ugly pig. No way Nick stuck that pig. I hear he prefers the “other” variety.

  18. At least we know where Bin Laden’s soul was reincarnated, so we can keep an eye on him this time.

  19. Monty83

    They’re making a live action version of the Shrek? Cool!!

  20. ‘Bout fucking time she calved. Let’s move on.

  21. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I bet she’s pisssssed this whole Bin Laden thing stole her spotlight!

    • Rancid

      She probably tried to shove the babies back in. In showbiz, it’s all about timing.

      It also gives her an excuse to continue looking like an aircraft carrier.

  22. Mariah Carey Twins Born
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    I’m surprises that as vain as she is, she allows to be photographed like this. I am glad she had healthy babies, although I can’t stand the sight of her. She is so into herself, is she going to be able to take care of these children before herself?

  23. doogleberg

    In an attempt to leave the “30 Rock” tapings unnoticed, Tracy Morgan threw on a wig and some large sunglasses, lightened his skin tone, and gained eighty pounds.

  24. Mariah Carey Twins Born
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    Wow! She’s huge!!!

  25. Mariah Carey Twins Born
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    wow she lookis like she could be the new model and spokesperson for Aunt Jemmina Maple syrup

  26. Mariah Carey Twins Born
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    How many twins did she have?

  27. Racer X

    Hey mother, want another?

    /I’d still hit it preggers

  28. Mariah Carey Twins Born
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    William Shatner is apparently getting better…

  29. Mariah Carey Twins Born
    bon scott
    Commented on this photo:

    Wholy SHit! i think I just fuckin puked!

  30. Mariah Carey Twins Born
    bon scott
    Commented on this photo:

    did she eat those kids?

  31. Nipples like dinner plates, people. I can just feel it.

  32. Herman Bumfudle

    wow? somebody eats ablimpy’s lol. just kidding. you look beautiful mariah.

  33. Mariah Carey Twins Born
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    Mariah Carey she’s beautiful! GOD BLESS

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