Mariah Carey Had Some Babies

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Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon welcomed a healthy baby boy and girl into their lives over the weekend. Coincidentally, the twins were born on the couple’s anniversary, a time that Mr. and Mrs. Carey usually reserve for the hilariously insane practice of renewing their vows annually. People reports:

April 30 is double the pleasure for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Not only did they welcome twins, but the couple celebrated their third wedding anniversary, too! Carey, 42, delivered the babies Saturday at 12:07 p.m. ET at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles. Carey’s representative, Cindi Berger, confirmed the births to the Associated Press, saying the baby girl was born first, weighing 5 lbs. 3 oz., and was 18 inches long; her brother was next, at 5 lbs. 6 oz., and was 19 inches. And it was just as Cannon, 30, predicted. “I’m not trying to be a psychic, but we renew our vows every year so … It’s probably going to be in the hospital this year. I can feel it,” Cannon said.

The above pics are basically the only ones of Mariah since Christmas except for a magazine cover where she appeared naked and some Twitter pics of her with a painted belly which explains why they’re shot from a tree 100 yards away. Had she known it was a photo op, I’m sure she would have bedazzled herself head to toe and fired a bottle rocket out of her belly-button on the way to the car.

Photo: AKM Images

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