Mariah Carey Tweeted Her Breasts To 13 Million People For Nick Cannon’s Birthday

October 8th, 2013 // 22 Comments

I make it a rule not to post at night unless it’s an important breaking story involving relevant celebrities doing something people might actually give a shit about. Which I think we all agree Mariah Carey tweeting her giant breasts counts as along with being the only thing that happened tonight. THE ONLY THING. *shakes fist*

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  1. Dox

    Country still shut down.
    But on the upside, we get to see Mariah’s boobs.
    Priority’s…. ya gotta have em.

  2. Nice penis helmet right between her norgs.

  3. CuriousTroll

    Those hard silicon balloons encased in scar tissue and veiny, overly stretched old flesh look delicious. I bet if you lift them, you’ll find pancake-size, panda-asshole colored nipples on the underboob.

  4. Those were made for titty-fucking.

  5. Your tongue, My balls

    Hey, aren’t those Nick’s cannons anyways?

  6. What the fuck…??? Just what makes her husband so fucking special? I think she should drop her top and take naked titty pics for all of the rest of us. C’mon, Mariah, give an old man a thrill!

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    Cardinal Haze DIKKeman XII
    Commented on this photo:

    Not for nuthin’~~those be great fake titties though!

    Me likey!

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Happy birthday Nick! I make millions and give you a picture of my covered tits for your birthday on social media,”

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    blah !
    Commented on this photo:

    Pathetic old fart !

  10. Nick must’ve asked for a motor boat for his birthday.

  11. God! Enough with the tits Fish! Stick to something you know about, like politics.

  12. Mariah Carey Tweeted Her Nasty Fake Breasts To 13 Million People For Nick Cannon’s Birthday*

    * There, fixed that for you.

  13. cc

    With any luck, he’s stunned into silence. For a decade.

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    Commented on this photo:

    You stayed up late to post this? Huffington Post ran with it yesterday morning at 9:45.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Twitter? Nick’s birthday?
    Uh…… yes, yes! That’s exactly what happened!!”

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    Jenn
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    Well. If she’s taking pictures of her titties she’s leaving him alone. That’s a birthday present right there.

  17. Edvard Munch

    Light is bending around those. Einstein still right.

  18. Skeeter

    I know she’s not what she once was but I would still love to bang her in the ass and play with her tits.

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