It’s Mariah Carey In A Bikini. In Aspen.
For reasons that I’m sure have nothing to do with her getting called out for performing for a dictator for $1 million, Mariah Carey thought it’d be fun to post pics of herself running around in a bikini in goddamn Aspen to Instagram yesterday. It’s not like she thinks her body is so amazing people will forget she also performed for Gadaffi. “Why that’s just crazy talk,” she’ll probably tell you while squeezing her tits together.