It’s Mariah Carey In A Bikini. In Aspen.

December 23rd, 2013 // 17 Comments

For reasons that I’m sure have nothing to do with her getting called out for performing for a dictator for $1 million, Mariah Carey thought it’d be fun to post pics of herself running around in a bikini in goddamn Aspen to Instagram yesterday. It’s not like she thinks her body is so amazing people will forget she also performed for Gadaffi. “Why that’s just crazy talk,” she’ll probably tell you while squeezing her tits together.

Photos: Instagram

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  1. Mariah Carey Bikini Aspen
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    As Nick Cannon once said, “If you want crazy in the bedroom, you gotta deal with it in every other room of the house!”

  2. Mariah Carey Bikini Aspen
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    Shes still got it

  3. Rubiik's Doob

    A rare sighting of the Long Island Beach Whale far out of it’s normal habitat.

  4. She looks like she needs to be moved to a cattle stock yard.

  5. Robb7

    Is she a Kardashian? Because she’s got it all — droopy/oversized tits, disfigured, lard ass, short stumpy legs, zero/annoying personality, and an overrated “talent.”

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    I was almost interested there for a second, before the picture loaded all the way and I thought she was holding a whip.

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    I totally would get in that ass.

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    Look, we can call get back to making jabs at how thick she is just as soon as someone tells me what is on the end of that leash! It looks like she’s walking a butterball turkey.

  9. anonym

    her nipples must be so hard

  10. WTF

    She was a stunner in her early to mid 20′s but as soon as she hit 30..chipmunk face, huge implants and 30 extra pounds of weight. More plastic surgery and botox has done her no favours 15 years later.

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    Skeeter
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    She’s certainly not what she once was but I would still gladly eat and bang her asshole and motorboat her tits.

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