Mariah Carey Wants You To Think This 1997 Photo Was Taken Last Week

June 16th, 2014 // 23 Comments

On Friday, Mariah Carey tweeted the above photo with the following caption:

quality time with #dembabies.. so much happiness!!

Except, according to Buzzfeed, it’s impossible for that to be a photo of Mariah with “dem babies” because it was taken during a 1997 episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show and Mariah Carey isn’t Doctor Who. Yet…

Mariah Carey Oprah 1997

Of course, if you were paying attention to the Casey Kasem post earlier, you’d already know that women with large breasts lack a cohesive bond with reality, so there’s your answer for why Mariah Carey would do something so stupid in the age of the paparazzi and a vast global network that provides instantaneous access to said paparazzi’s photographs. Photographs like these recent shots of Mariah Carey looking like a bulldog with a goddamn bee sting and even more recent ones from Terry Richardson who could only slim her face so far because technology still has a way to go. But don’t worry, in the future, Jon Hamm‘s dick and Blake Lively‘s legs will be a setting on every camera. I have foreseen it.

Photos: Twitter / AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. “quality time with #dembabies”—maybe she meant Oprah’s tits.

  2. westerner

    fuck this slag.

  3. Took a page out Kelly Brooks book

  4. Never joined the Mariah club…as I don’t see any appeal, both then and now. She seems like a major pain in the ass.

  5. karen

    These days she’s closer to Samantha Kinison. Just add a beret and trench coat.

  6. The jowls don’t lie

  7. Really enjoy seeing these mega diva’s, who bought into their own false immortality, fall of the wagon. E.g., Madonna, Cher, Mariah Carey. Youth and beauty don’t last forever. Age gracefully and I will give you respect- e.g., Helen Mirren, Christie Brinkley, and the chick who played Jordan in Private School.

  8. westerner

    so where are “dem babies”, cunt?

  9. Mick

    Since we’re talking about the same chick that made
    “Glitter” (and thought it was a great movie) nothing she does surprises me.

  10. She was hot and tolerable for like 5 weeks in her career, then she turned into super diva asshole bitch real quick.

  11. It’d be even funnier if she was wearing, like, a Hypercolor shirt or some slap bracelets–that’s how obviously old that picture is.

  12. Mariah Carey Bloated Face Jowls Weight Gain Trenchcoat
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    This girl ate Mariah Carey.

  13. Mariah Carey Bloated Face Jowls Weight Gain Trenchcoat
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    Oh, hello crazy. What’s that? I’m supposed to think you’re on the phone? But you’re wearing gloves and you can’t use your touch screen when wearing gloves. What’s that? You never used a phone? OK, makes sense.

  14. I don’t need any special insight to know this photo wasn’t taken in this millennium, the 50 lbs missing from her face tells the story on its own.

  15. Cornbread

    Just the latest in her line of desperate publicity stunts

  16. kery

    Mariah go to the gym and stop eating junk food!!

  17. Lol

    Seethe shit on the left? That means it supposed to be obvious that it’s a print photo–she’s spending time with the babies looking through old pictures. Duh.

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