Maria Shriver looks familiar…

scaryyyy, oh FIRSTTT

awww, dont insult the predator.

whoa

Californication?

That’s funny because it’s so TRUE! I pissed myself a little…

FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST I AM FIRST

Damn. I mean, ya’ll know I’ll fuck any white chick, willing or unwilling, but I don’t want to see that face after I come in her mouth.

She looks like that from years of bitterness over being married to a guy with much better tits.

Kobe #7 you can see mine when your done

She looks like a guard at a concentration camp…hey, wait…

Jesusfuckingchrist!
*fantically slathers anti-aging lotion, SPF 1000 and vitamin E oil over entire body*

is it Arnie’s wife? Nice face, i like it.

So…does she pull her own hair out? Or does Arnold pull too hard when he’s giving her his best Austrian buttblasting?

BBBWWWAAHAHAAAAA !!!!!

Check out this bitch’s mother. Can you imagine THIS leaning over your bed to kiss you goodnight? GAH !!!

http://www.paulaltobelli.com/uploaded_images/EUNICE-740076.JPG

I have some lotion for her if you all know what i mean. get it???? my lotion… mine!!!!!

I have some lotion for her if you all know what i mean. get it???? my lotion… mine!!!!!

#11 – so, uh, now that you’re all lubed up….

“In a world where a Kennedy marries a Nazi…a monster is created…”

She looks ugly….. But I just heard that she is hooking up with a tall basketball player on a tall dating place named: ___Tallmingle Co M____,really?

I LOLed.

Lol….. seriously funny. It seems we have a funny superficial writer again!

Wow. Is she an anti-cosmetic surgery advocate or something?

Holy shit the resemblance is uncanny! Lord have mercy, she inherited the WORST genes, bleh! I…actually….feel sorry for her. Kinda.

Nah, she just looks like a Kennedy…..

The dead ones…

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#19 – the fuck you talkin about?

@ #19

Hey Ericalee23, I heard that all the people on your website make the pic on the right look like Halle-fucking-Berry, that’s why you keep trolling for hits on the ‘Fish …do I have my facts right?

…One more thing– go fuck yourself sideways with a rusty cheese grater, you toothless meth-addled whore.

Ted, Maria…look at what happens when Kennedys don’t die young. Or take Rush Limbaugh, for instance – if that dumb fat hypocrite windbag had OD’d back when he was abusing prescription painkillers like an over-emotional teenage girl, by now he’d be remembered with respect and fondness. Instead, he’s the leader of the Republican party, which is merely embarrassing.

#26 – Talmengle is Fergie? Who knew???

And shes still a proponent for gravity, lovely woman!

*Kettle drums* Here’s the real Darth! The rest of you all are trolls!

17–Now that I’m all lubed up….let’s slide me down an air shaft and I can pull off a jewel heist….or rescue a kid in a well or suh’um. Right???!!!

No wonder Ahnold cheats on her all the time..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fish, in my 2 plus years of reading this site this is the single funniest headline. Bravo, well done sir.

# 27…The Kennedy’s are democrats. What the hell does Rush Limbaugh have to do with them? It’s like you’ve had a random thought vomit, because I fail to see your connections. And when did Rush run for president? Leader of the Republican party….? O.o

hmm…”Now that I’m all lubed up….let’s slide me down a shaft” zee unconscious mind iz a powerful ting…

The sad thing is she’s only 53 !!!!!!

the Kennedy women just don’t age well – including Caroline Kennedy.

I think the Fish has mixed up the Terminator and Predator movies.

It’s not a tumah!

Ah c’mahn Dr Freud…I said air shaft…..

I think it was a big mistake for her to make her bed blanket entirely out of those silica packets marked “do not eat”.

Maliah! You look fahntahstic!!!

Why all the hate on Rushie? He’s truly a one of a kind and truly great American!

She looks just like Ted Kennedy. IDK what that says but there you go!!

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

NOBODY makes money on my back without my allowance.Don’t come in my eye.I can take easily back as it comes what’s mine.And i’m even not Sauron.You know who you are,you little redneckish bastard.You’re warned.

Ah man, superficial writer dropped the ball on the predator comparison, she looks more like the old witch from The Dark Crystal. She totally looks like a Henson creature.

I’m ofcourse not talking about my naughty lill’ trolls Binky,Jrz and Zanna:)

OMG what a horror. Tales from the Crypt. All she needs is a pointy hat and a bubbling cauldron.

That banner comparison was hilarious.

Superfical Writer, you have cracked me up hard twice today. Thanks! :-)