Maria Shriver attended the Lakers game last night which raises the question, do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger would have sex with a robot sent from the future to destroy John Connor? It’s not like he isn’t on a slippery slope here.
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kala | February 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm
scaryyyy, oh FIRSTTT
DANNY GLOVER | February 27, 2009 at 12:40 pm
awww, dont insult the predator.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 27, 2009 at 12:40 pm
whoa
feckless | February 27, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Californication?
Jeff B | February 27, 2009 at 12:41 pm
That’s funny because it’s so TRUE! I pissed myself a little…
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST I AM FIRST
Kobe Bryant | February 27, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Damn. I mean, ya’ll know I’ll fuck any white chick, willing or unwilling, but I don’t want to see that face after I come in her mouth.
Sam | February 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm
She looks like that from years of bitterness over being married to a guy with much better tits.
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Kobe #7 you can see mine when your done
Erica | February 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
She looks like a guard at a concentration camp…hey, wait…
jrz | February 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Jesusfuckingchrist!
*fantically slathers anti-aging lotion, SPF 1000 and vitamin E oil over entire body*
g_girl | February 27, 2009 at 12:50 pm
is it Arnie’s wife? Nice face, i like it.
Andy | February 27, 2009 at 12:51 pm
So…does she pull her own hair out? Or does Arnold pull too hard when he’s giving her his best Austrian buttblasting?
chedda | February 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
BBBWWWAAHAHAAAAA !!!!!
Check out this bitch’s mother. Can you imagine THIS leaning over your bed to kiss you goodnight? GAH !!!
http://www.paulaltobelli.com/uploaded_images/EUNICE-740076.JPG
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I have some lotion for her if you all know what i mean. get it???? my lotion… mine!!!!!
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I have some lotion for her if you all know what i mean. get it???? my lotion… mine!!!!!
obligatory | February 27, 2009 at 12:53 pm
#11 – so, uh, now that you’re all lubed up….
movie preview voiceover | February 27, 2009 at 12:57 pm
“In a world where a Kennedy marries a Nazi…a monster is created…”
Ericalee23 | February 27, 2009 at 12:58 pm
She looks ugly….. But I just heard that she is hooking up with a tall basketball player on a tall dating place named: ___Tallmingle Co M____,really?
Erica | February 27, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I LOLed.
Nella | February 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Lol….. seriously funny. It seems we have a funny superficial writer again!
Robert | February 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Wow. Is she an anti-cosmetic surgery advocate or something?
Valerie | February 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Holy shit the resemblance is uncanny! Lord have mercy, she inherited the WORST genes, bleh! I…actually….feel sorry for her. Kinda.
havoc | February 27, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Nah, she just looks like a Kennedy…..
The dead ones…
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Kobe Bryant | February 27, 2009 at 1:08 pm
#19 – the fuck you talkin about?
chedda | February 27, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@ #19
Hey Ericalee23, I heard that all the people on your website make the pic on the right look like Halle-fucking-Berry, that’s why you keep trolling for hits on the ‘Fish …do I have my facts right?
…One more thing– go fuck yourself sideways with a rusty cheese grater, you toothless meth-addled whore.
tragedy? | February 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Ted, Maria…look at what happens when Kennedys don’t die young. Or take Rush Limbaugh, for instance – if that dumb fat hypocrite windbag had OD’d back when he was abusing prescription painkillers like an over-emotional teenage girl, by now he’d be remembered with respect and fondness. Instead, he’s the leader of the Republican party, which is merely embarrassing.
RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm
#26 – Talmengle is Fergie? Who knew???
ROUGH DADDY | February 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm
And shes still a proponent for gravity, lovely woman!
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 1:25 pm
*Kettle drums* Here’s the real Darth! The rest of you all are trolls!
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 1:25 pm
17–Now that I’m all lubed up….let’s slide me down an air shaft and I can pull off a jewel heist….or rescue a kid in a well or suh’um. Right???!!!
Deacon Jones | February 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm
No wonder Ahnold cheats on her all the time..
Ali Knievel | February 27, 2009 at 1:31 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Fish, in my 2 plus years of reading this site this is the single funniest headline. Bravo, well done sir.
Oh Geez | February 27, 2009 at 1:31 pm
# 27…The Kennedy’s are democrats. What the hell does Rush Limbaugh have to do with them? It’s like you’ve had a random thought vomit, because I fail to see your connections. And when did Rush run for president? Leader of the Republican party….? O.o
S. Freud | February 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm
hmm…”Now that I’m all lubed up….let’s slide me down a shaft” zee unconscious mind iz a powerful ting…
Capt. Douchebag | February 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm
The sad thing is she’s only 53 !!!!!!
pat | February 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm
the Kennedy women just don’t age well – including Caroline Kennedy.
Skip Smith | February 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I think the Fish has mixed up the Terminator and Predator movies.
Ahnuld Swartzenstukainyomouth | February 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
It’s not a tumah!
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Ah c’mahn Dr Freud…I said air shaft…..
Zane | February 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I think it was a big mistake for her to make her bed blanket entirely out of those silica packets marked “do not eat”.
Ahnold | February 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Maliah! You look fahntahstic!!!
Gay Republican and Proud | February 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Why all the hate on Rushie? He’s truly a one of a kind and truly great American!
Blah Girls! | February 27, 2009 at 1:54 pm
She looks just like Ted Kennedy. IDK what that says but there you go!!
Dutch | February 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 1:58 pm
NOBODY makes money on my back without my allowance.Don’t come in my eye.I can take easily back as it comes what’s mine.And i’m even not Sauron.You know who you are,you little redneckish bastard.You’re warned.
Smatt584 | February 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Ah man, superficial writer dropped the ball on the predator comparison, she looks more like the old witch from The Dark Crystal. She totally looks like a Henson creature.
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I’m ofcourse not talking about my naughty lill’ trolls Binky,Jrz and Zanna:)
Funeral Guy | February 27, 2009 at 2:07 pm
OMG what a horror. Tales from the Crypt. All she needs is a pointy hat and a bubbling cauldron.
Anna | February 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm
That banner comparison was hilarious.
Superfical Writer, you have cracked me up hard twice today. Thanks! :-)