Maria Francisca Perello is internationally bikini-fied

July 10th, 2008 // 68 Comments

These are pics of Maria Francisca Perello (a.k.a. Xisca) who is the girlfriend of Spanish tennis star Rafael Nadal. I’m going to go out on a limb and say Maria is hot. That is if having the body of a 15-year-old boy is the cat’s pajamas in Spain right now. I dunno. I’m not what you might call “world traveled.” Unless you count Cracker Barrel, in which case, I’m freaking Magellan.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. Angry Beaver

    She needs to call Dr. Rey, boob manufacturer to the stars. He’ll have her talked into a D-Cup implant in no time. ‘Cause Dr. 90210 says “bigger is better”.

  2. yupod

    Last time I checked, 15 year old boys don’t have an hourglass waist.

  3. Stowe

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  4. sla

    I’ve got to agree with those who think this site is going down. I am bored sick with all the bikinis. Yeah, some bodies and hot, some not so hot, and most have at least one imperfection — we get it.

    Also, ever since I’ve been coming to this site the fish “persona” has been a balance of studly bravado and self-deprecating Internet loser blogger, but lately it seems to be leaning to far to the loser side. I can only remember seeing “draped with naked supermodels” once in the past few months, while there are a million references to things like living in mom’s basement.

    There is still occasional humor, but it’s become a site that is overly repetitive — “here’s a bikini, I’m a loser.”

  5. Lizzo

    Hey Fish, how about a little something for the ladies–more wet topless photos of Rafa Nadal, please!!!!

  6. Brooke

    Fish, how would you know she looks like a 15 year old in a bikini? Because that’s all you scope out at a beach because you know no woman that’s older and more intelligent will go for you.

    Post some celebrity news or get the fuck out of here and get a real job.

  7. missanica

    Go screw yourself dude. Girls should NEVER risk their life/health in order to get implants to please asshole guys like yourself.

  8. NotBlonde

    Missanica, where did he say that she should get implants to please him? I’m not seeing the connection…

  9. Koala Sister

    and that my friends, is a proper curvy woman. check her slim waist and how fit she is.
    she’s gorgeous, too.
    stop saying kim k. is curvy, because she’s just fat and squeezes all her chubby gut into her dress.

    ps. all you trailer park trash who think that everything that sounds spanish is mexican well deserve to stay forever with your redneck trashy kids.

  10. y0k

    the truth: all the girls on here commenting on how “flat” and “anorexic” she is, would KILL for a body like that.
    nice waist-hip-ratio for a 15 year old boy, too.

  11. Nick

    Spaniards are European! you ignorant numbnuts.

  12. Bigo

    There are beautiful girls in Spain, she’s average but I think she looks hotter than Penelope Cruz. Penelope looks like a crossed-eyed whore

  13. kitty_kat

    She looks like a boy? STFU. What is boyish about her? Is it her lack of huge ugly fake tits? If you ask me, she’s a good example of a woman who looks feminine and has a nice figure in spite of the fact that she isn’t very curvy. Fish, grow up and stop watching so much porn. I’m really starting to think that you live in your mother’s basement.

  14. JJ

    Boobs are essentially fat; they increase and decrease in size due to changes in weight. So naturally if a girl is thin her boobs will be smaller. Big boobs=Fat Ass and Small boobs=Small tight ass. Anything else is thin girls artificially filling their chests with plastic. People need to start accepting that thin girls come with small boobs to finally end this plastic surgery madness!!

  15. ny

    Kudos to Nadal. I mean, given the fact that she is his long term girlfriend goes to show that thin women are just as fun to have in bed as any other woman. Now, he could be with anyone and he chooses to be with her still. He has a good head on his shoulders.

  16. Steven D.

    That’s such bullshit…this girl’s gorgeous! Yeah, she doesn’t have any tits, but that isn’t the sole factor that makes a chick attractive. I agree with the previous posts- get out of your parents basement and fuck a real girl.

    I also agree that this site is going downhill. DUDE! If I want girls in bikinis, I can go to the pool, I can go to beach, I can go to the lake. This is a CELEBRITY bashing sight, but lately any skank that’s been on a commercial gets praise because she’s in a bikini. Not bash. PRAISE. Step up your game or I’m out.

  17. wtafuc

    Not only is this site not about celebrities anymore, it’s run and frequented by chubby chasers so used to the fat asses in the trailer parks they wouldn’t know an attractive woman if she sold them meth. That woman is what a healthy chick in her early 20′s is supposed to look like. She shouldn’t have big cantalopes in socks breasts like your mom. Drive by a college campus you sad fucks.

  18. rafalicious

    how tall is she approximately? 5′ 6”?? or taller?

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