Maria Beatriz Anthony topless = I should really start playing professional soccer

July 8th, 2008 // 71 Comments

These are topless photos of Maria Beatriz Anthony (a.k.a. Bia) sunbathing while on vacation with soccer star Ronaldo. (Not to be confused with Cristiano Ronaldo who’s nailing Nereida Gallardo. God, I hate soccer…) Anyway, Maria is pregnant with Ronaldo’s child, but according to The Spoiler, she dumped him because he was fooling around with transvestites. Yet he still gets to see some boob. Unbelievable. I remember one time I left the toilet seat, and you know what I got? A memo saying to stay out of the Ladies Room. Where’s the justice?!

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Bia’s nipples that will pierce your heart. And I’m not being metaphorical, those fuckers are sharp.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Sunday

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  2. Anda

    omgg that guy in the 11th pic is Marco Borriello a soccer player playing for Ac milan ,Ronaldo’s former team… google him if u want
    i didn’t know they were friends

  3. Anda

    omgg that guy in the 11th pic is Marco Borriello a soccer player playing for Ac milan ,Ronaldo’s former team… google him if u want
    i didn’t know they were friends

  4. Anda

    omgg that guy in the 11th pic is Marco Borriello a soccer player playing for Ac milan ,Ronaldo’s former team… google him if u want
    i didn’t know they were friends

  5. these people are absolutely hilarious and ridiculous. I can just imagine it now… drunken coked out brown men and women slathering about… titties and buttseses slappin around like wet walruses… uns… uns… uns… uns… ooh i love house music… why dont u hop on the tread Ronaldo and try to gain back your legendary status bud

  6. Gay Robot, you know Ronaldo is SO far gonr from ever being able to recapture that dude, sad but true.

  7. George Washington

    More euro trash transgender cry baby soccer fags – just great.
    Why did we liberate europe?

  8. Me One

    WOW MAN!!! THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY NICE LOOKING TITS>

  9. kerri

    she’s fugly. but does have nice boobs.

  10. Deacon Jones

    My ex had nipples that big, they were great, big rubbery things

    And Ronaldo didnt fuck the trannies, when he got back to the room and found them out before they fucked, he freaked and tried bribing them to not tell anyone

    And WTF is with you European men and your fucking little girl panties. My balls fucking ache just looking at that queer in the blue one.

    What about the limeys on this site. Do you guys frolic on your stone beaches in that shit too?

  11. To all the sassy siliconed saddlebags surreptitiously suckering some simpletons, see the sign… This is a hot woman.

    #10 – When your country becomes the sole superpower in the world, you’re welcome to call it fucking felchball if you like. Until then, it ain’t football unless a line of overgrown and well padded farm boys and black dudes are running into each other at full speed, damn near ending each other’s lives. There’s a reason most people here don’t take the Ronaldos and Beckhams of the world seriously… they play fucking soccer.

  12. doomhammer

    Ahhh Imagine that. A hot chick with amazing hard nipples sunning and living the life of luxury and the fat sows in here can only mock and insult her from thier tiny little cubicle or stuffed animal filled bedroom.

    Here is a hint. Stand in front of the mirror bitches. Note how your nipples point toward your feet instead of pointing up like this whores do. This is not natural how yours point down. This is gravity and fat working together to make you disgusting. Put down the Klondike bars, stop listening to your Mom telling you “its whats inside that counts” and do 10,000 sit ups a day, find a rich man, and then, maybe, you can have half the life this woman has.

    Remember jealous bitches, beauty is skin deep, but fat and ugly go all the way to the bone.

  13. surlywench

    The comments on this article are grade A funny. Thanks for the laughs.

    Oh and screw her, I’d rather see his nipples.

  14. I’m really glad I have “NOTHING”.

  15. delic8

    @16: definitely. sexiest guy on this site in a loooong time.
    also: she is not ugly! perhaps she is not the Most Beautiful Woman Ever, but she is certainly Not Fugly and probaably also Pretty Damn Okay Looking.

  16. Kiran

    Those nipples are to die for… Those are preggo tits…

  17. Larry Jones

    Those are some fabulous titties. Sweet Lord, please let me suck ont hose just once.

  18. jubber

    I have a PhD in Bosomology (prounced buzo-mology) so I can talk about Bia’s assets with some authority. She has a sumptuous – er what is the word, a sumptuous er, a sumptuous um um , oh I remember … bosom. That’s the word. Bosom. A bosom that enthralls the viewer, focuses the photographer, inspires the writer. Can such a bosom be crafted by a sculptor, painted by an artist? I care not, for an artist uses his brushes, the sculptor his chisel. Words describe. Bia’s bosom is like the word itself full, round, sweet, with the sensual scent of exotic oils. Pause oh yeah and enjoy.

  19. OH yrah, Wanna suck those….

  20. ddd

    its a shame that her pregnancy is gonna ruin her great tits

  21. ddd

    its a shame that her pregnancy is gonna ruin her great tits

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