These are topless photos of Maria Beatriz Anthony (a.k.a. Bia) sunbathing while on vacation with soccer star Ronaldo. (Not to be confused with Cristiano Ronaldo who’s nailing Nereida Gallardo. God, I hate soccer…) Anyway, Maria is pregnant with Ronaldo’s child, but according to The Spoiler, she dumped him because he was fooling around with transvestites. Yet he still gets to see some boob. Unbelievable. I remember one time I left the toilet seat, and you know what I got? A memo saying to stay out of the Ladies Room. Where’s the justice?!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Bia’s nipples that will pierce your heart. And I’m not being metaphorical, those fuckers are sharp.
Photos: Flynet
sillysalamander | July 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm
First you mother-bitches!!! Finally!!
Suck on that!!!
Booooyah!!!
Allioop! | July 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
boobies!
Allioop! | July 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
boobies!
first first first | July 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
am i first?
Allioop! | July 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
boobies!
The Imaginary Reviewer | July 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Fat man Ronaldo was dating her? God, he has a face like a slapped arse licking piss off a nettle.
Clarissa R. | July 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm
big nipples—-gross
Randal | July 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Maria Beatriz Anthony letf him and Nike will possibly pull their $100million contract because transvestites simply don’t mix with their image.
Good for you Ronaldo because you know where it’s at. Most brazilian transexuals are hotter than the women next to them.
Keep aiming for the button buddy!
Randal
Mugato | July 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm
You can put an eye out with those things.
Kim Lardassian | July 8, 2008 at 5:20 pm
It’s football not soccer you thick fuck yank wanker, God yer another reason for the world to hate Americans.
jesse blake | July 8, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Boobies? Check
Nice legs? Check
Cute Face? Check
Happy trail? Barf!
Ted Mosby | July 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Prego nipples rock!
Vito DaGimpi | July 8, 2008 at 5:30 pm
These Spanish women have nice bodies but their faces are a little rough on the eyes.
Vito DaGimpi | July 8, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Actually the world hates those nasty crooked yellow English teeth even more. You Limey wankers go bow down to your Paki masters.
May | July 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm
She dumped him, but then she found out she was pregnant and decided to forgive him… Because she loves him 4 real, u know… even though he is fat, ugly faced and had a sex scandall with 3 really, really ugly transexuals, she loves him a lot, and only wants to be happy with his mon… ops, with him…
Randal, the transexuals were really damn disgusting. Seriously.
Sarah | July 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Guy in the red swim trunks is hot!
ph7 | July 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm
She’s got a body for loving and a face for cleaning hotel rooms.
Mia | July 8, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I wish I was sailing right now topless and getting ready to have hot satisfying sex.
joe | July 8, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Get rid of the fucking pop-ups!
Ariella | July 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm
pic #11
boner?
ps. those are some baby chokers
my comment | July 8, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Brown nipples and thick-waisted and thick-thighed.
EW.
Lipster | July 8, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Remember Ronaldo is a multi-mlillionaire. A proper one aswell, he gets paid in EUROS not your worthless dollar.
KoolSurveys | July 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm
They look like Hershey’s kisses.
Surgeon General | July 8, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Any notice that the supposedly pregnant chick is being handed a cigarette in the last picture? Quit for a few months lady — the poor unborn fetus already has to fight through all those trany viruses contributed by Daddy.
Surgeon General | July 8, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Anyone notice that the supposedly pregnant chick is being handed a cigarette in the last picture? Quit for a few months lady — the poor unborn fetus already has to fight through all those trany viruses contributed by Daddy.
titsonsnack | July 8, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Who the fuck is this? Who cares. If I want tits, I can find better looking pictures of tits on the internet. I come here for celebrity gossip.
malicious | July 8, 2008 at 7:12 pm
spot the implants
Zippy the Wonder Slug | July 8, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Careful kid, you’ll shoot your eye out!!!
Ted from LA | July 8, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Big nipples are the best. I just got off a couple of them myself.
Carla | July 8, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Being Bi, I could suckle from them for quite some time ….. Yummy!
Carla | July 8, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Being Bi, I could suckle from them for quite some time ….. Yummy!
my comment | July 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm
The woman in the red bikini in the last picture has a much better body.
That said– NOBODY cares about prego chain-smoking, used-up euro bimbos.
emmy | July 8, 2008 at 8:11 pm
that’s not a happy trail you idiot
Linea nigra (Latin for “black line”) is a dark vertical line that appears on the abdomen during pregnancy
sunshine | July 8, 2008 at 8:26 pm
#23 ~ Hershey Kisses?!! hahaha, that is precious. Thanks for the laugh today.
woodhorse | July 8, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Those are some industrial strength nipples.
farthammer | July 8, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Brown nipples=disgusting
THE ONE WHO KNOWS | July 8, 2008 at 9:20 pm
To # 16 She’s got the pump to controll his dick in her hand. Or he has an extra nose to blow.
Yankee Doodle | July 8, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Hey, #10…
Don’t like Americans? May I say something in our defense?
Hmmm…how should I put this…??? Oh I know.
SUCK MY DICK YOU LIMEY CUNT!
bootlips | July 8, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Those tits look so suckable.
Ted from LA | July 8, 2008 at 10:01 pm
My wife’s nipples look just like these and ironically, they taste like root beer barrels.
steve | July 8, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Pot-bellied pigs make such nice pets!
asshat | July 8, 2008 at 11:22 pm
it was all good until she took off the hat covering her face…
T-bag | July 8, 2008 at 11:26 pm
??????
T-bag | July 8, 2008 at 11:27 pm
??????
Lisa-tastrophie | July 8, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I just found your blog from a link on DG’s blog. LOVE IT!! I’m adding it to my bookmarked blogs for regular snogging off during the day.
Plumbers Little Helper | July 9, 2008 at 12:30 am
Her nipples look like the naked plumbing fixtures coming out of my wall, and they’re not very exciting either.
Hamper Lint | July 9, 2008 at 1:26 am
Is that is dick sticking out of those red shorts ??? Finally something for us girls to look at !!!!
Da Man | July 9, 2008 at 1:34 am
Aw hell yes I would suck on those bulging titties all night. Love big nips.
PS: It’s feeding time!
Shawn_solo | July 9, 2008 at 2:54 am
Hmmm. Yes, I believe an infant could gain adequate sustenance from those, and he certainly would have no trouble finding the business end of the booby, would he?
Mission accomplished, titties!
Web Escape | July 9, 2008 at 4:12 am
Didn’t he claim h never knew they (yes he picked up three of them) were all ladyboys? Hmm time to get that vision checked or to crack out the truth serum, you decide.