“I know, I know. I’m an idiot…”
In a telling anecdote of just how well Maria Shriver conditioned herself to ignore obvious signs of Arnold Schwarzenegger groping literally anything with a vagina – Herself being the first clue. – Hollywood Life reports she used to joke that Mildred Baena‘s son looked exactly like Arnold. Womp womp:
“Maria, the family and even other members of the staff joked around from time to time that Mildred’s kid looked like Arnold,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively.
“Looking back on those jokes now…it’s like, hindsight is always 20/20,” the insider explains, adding, “It was if it was so obvious they looked alike, that it was just a coincidence and something to be joked about.”
In Maria’s defense, and this gets even better, she was pregnant with Christopher Schwarzenegger (above) at the same exact time Mildred was pregnant with Little Latino Arnold which really has to be weird for Christopher. A. The maid’s kid was his brother the whole time. And B. No one ever says he looks like his dad. Although, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until photos surface of a young Arnold playing Augustus Gloop in his school play. “They made me eat buttah for veeks. I could barely grope da teachah.”