“Mom!”
“I know, I know. I’m an idiot…”
In a telling anecdote of just how well Maria Shriver conditioned herself to ignore obvious signs of Arnold Schwarzenegger groping literally anything with a vagina – Herself being the first clue. – Hollywood Life reports she used to joke that Mildred Baena‘s son looked exactly like Arnold. Womp womp:
“Maria, the family and even other members of the staff joked around from time to time that Mildred’s kid looked like Arnold,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively.
“Looking back on those jokes now…it’s like, hindsight is always 20/20,” the insider explains, adding, “It was if it was so obvious they looked alike, that it was just a coincidence and something to be joked about.”
In Maria’s defense, and this gets even better, she was pregnant with Christopher Schwarzenegger (above) at the same exact time Mildred was pregnant with Little Latino Arnold which really has to be weird for Christopher. A. The maid’s kid was his brother the whole time. And B. No one ever says he looks like his dad. Although, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until photos surface of a young Arnold playing Augustus Gloop in his school play. “They made me eat buttah for veeks. I could barely grope da teachah.”
Photo: Flynet
It’s as if the movie “Twins” played out in real life.
Maybe Maria was letting the old floater, Uncle Teddy bang her and he’s the kid’s real father. Sure doesn’t look like Ahnold.
The baby rhino is wearing a “zooyork” t-shirt, who says God isn’t funny?
The baby rhino is wearing a “Zooyork” t-shirt; who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor?
To quote Predator, “If it moves, I can fuck it.”
Looks good??? She looks like Skeletor has gotten into big goofy glasses and fashionable clothes
Much better than Mildred………ewwww!
…poor choice of a T-shirt.
…Just sayin’….
Leave the kids alone. Honestly, have you no soul, Demon?!?
Those are some serious cankles.
CANKLES…. the most exaggerated I have ever seen
Son: I got a Playstation 3, 24 games and a 72″ flatscreen for my birthday!
Hijo: I got a paddle ball.
CHRISTOPHER: “I’l be fat!”
im acctually more disturbed by the picture, im sorry but did no one told me and Maria adopted a whale so she can move on from her marriage? what is that thing behind the daughter? is arnold the father for Chazz Bono’s twin???
NOW WE KNOW WHERE MARIA’S FOOD HAS BEEN GOING!!!!!!!!
From the looks on their faces they’re all getting a first look at their new half-brother
QUICK- GETT TO DEH FOOD-CHOPPAH!!!!
Christina looks pretty, and has a fabulous purse.
With the family like Arnold and Maria doing the healthy keep in shape idea. What happen to Fatty Ding-Dongs there with the Zoo York?
I hate to sound judgmental but that kid needs to go to fat camp this summer.
When will you people leave this woman alone? I mean now pregnant women are following her around claiming to be carrying Arnold’s kid.
Head for tha choppah…not you fatty
Hell, Arnold married into the Kennedy clan, a family of serial cheaters. If cheating were the worst thing they did, no big deal. It goes way deeper and so nasty that Arnold looks like a saint in that family.
Anyways, move on people. A child was birthed. Who cares. He will be well taken care of or better be…all those kids are self entitled.
p.s. keep ur fat azz outta Maria’s business and you too Rosie, both of you can control your right hand that spoons masses amounts of food to your big mouths that makes you two grow into BIG FAT PIGS.
CC
When reached for comment, Ms. Baena replied, “No, no. Meester Terminator no here.”
“we need more lemon pledge…”
LOL!
p.s. referring to Oprah and Rosie being the two out of control fat azz annoying azz kissers
p.p.s. lil Christopher should be happy he doesn’t look like Arnold, although shivers at Maria looking like her mommy
seriously WHO CARES? not me
Arnold is trash and needs to be sitting out at the curb with the rest of the garbage for pick up. Arnold was a PIG on the old “Green Acres show”. I now call hi “Pig Schwersenegger”.
Why the heck did they let that kid get so fat!!! That is so unhealthy! Then again Arnold is too busy playing governer and Maria is just a clueless ninny.
I didn’t know zoo keepers started tagging their animals with t-shirts. Very clever
This has to be one of the better threads I have read. All the posts are damn funny. Thanks for the laughs. Fatty Ding-Dongs – LMAO
Shame on you guys.. how old is this kid, like 14? Sure he may be big, but I was the same size at his age and I hated myself because of people like you. When you’re this age you get enough crap from other kids as it is, let alone adults (?) on the internet.
I bet Arnold must be disgusted that his son is so fat & gross since he was such a paragon of physical fitness.
That fatty needs gastro!
It’s like his movie Twins. Cept this poor bastard isn’t 5′ nothing bald and as slim as Danny Devito was. Shame, he got blessed with all the bad properties of Arnold and the other kid got everything…
I NEEDZAH MOAR CAKES NOWZ!!!
I’d do Christina. AND I would be back.
zira and cornelius are on a break
Actually, this young man could possibly start making $$$$$$$millions almost immediately if he was hired to be a spokesperson for WEIGHT WATCHERS or NUTRA-SYSTEM. He could be a role model for other kids with weight issues.
I hope he gets it together and I wish him all the best!
Maybe you guys should take the stairs..
I want to see what the love child boy looks like….
That kid would be really hot if he weren’t fat. Just sayin’.
How is is possible for Christopher to be so overweight?
Wow is that kid ever big!!!! Hope he can lose some weight so he won’t be rediculed at school or wherever he goes
With Arnold as a Bodybuilder and Maria very thin, how do they let their kid turnout to be this huge blimp? HE is at least 80lbs overweight. He looks terrible. No wonder he couldn’t stay on that surfboard, he is too fat..