Maria Shriver Used to Joke That The Maid’s Baby Looked Like Arnold

May 19th, 2011 // 145 Comments

“Mom!”
“I know, I know. I’m an idiot…”

In a telling anecdote of just how well Maria Shriver conditioned herself to ignore obvious signs of Arnold Schwarzenegger groping literally anything with a vagina – Herself being the first clue. – Hollywood Life reports she used to joke that Mildred Baena‘s son looked exactly like Arnold. Womp womp:

“Maria, the family and even other members of the staff joked around from time to time that Mildred’s kid looked like Arnold,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively.
“Looking back on those jokes now…it’s like, hindsight is always 20/20,” the insider explains, adding, “It was if it was so obvious they looked alike, that it was just a coincidence and something to be joked about.”

In Maria’s defense, and this gets even better, she was pregnant with Christopher Schwarzenegger (above) at the same exact time Mildred was pregnant with Little Latino Arnold which really has to be weird for Christopher. A. The maid’s kid was his brother the whole time. And B. No one ever says he looks like his dad. Although, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until photos surface of a young Arnold playing Augustus Gloop in his school play. “They made me eat buttah for veeks. I could barely grope da teachah.”

Photo: Flynet

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  1. HC66

    It’s as if the movie “Twins” played out in real life.

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    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe Maria was letting the old floater, Uncle Teddy bang her and he’s the kid’s real father. Sure doesn’t look like Ahnold.

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    A bit of irony
    Commented on this photo:

    The baby rhino is wearing a “zooyork” t-shirt, who says God isn’t funny?

  4. A bit of irony

    The baby rhino is wearing a “Zooyork” t-shirt; who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor?

  5. To quote Predator, “If it moves, I can fuck it.”

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    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks good??? She looks like Skeletor has gotten into big goofy glasses and fashionable clothes

  7. bitingontinfoil

    …poor choice of a T-shirt.

    …Just sayin’….

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    Commented on this photo:

    Leave the kids alone. Honestly, have you no soul, Demon?!?

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    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some serious cankles.

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    CANKLES…. the most exaggerated I have ever seen

  11. Son: I got a Playstation 3, 24 games and a 72″ flatscreen for my birthday!
    Hijo: I got a paddle ball.

  12. rican

    CHRISTOPHER: “I’l be fat!”

  13. regina

    im acctually more disturbed by the picture, im sorry but did no one told me and Maria adopted a whale so she can move on from her marriage? what is that thing behind the daughter? is arnold the father for Chazz Bono’s twin???

  14. Ron Mexico

    NOW WE KNOW WHERE MARIA’S FOOD HAS BEEN GOING!!!!!!!!

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    Commented on this photo:

    From the looks on their faces they’re all getting a first look at their new half-brother

  16. AARRGGHH!!

    QUICK- GETT TO DEH FOOD-CHOPPAH!!!!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Christina looks pretty, and has a fabulous purse.

  18. With the family like Arnold and Maria doing the healthy keep in shape idea. What happen to Fatty Ding-Dongs there with the Zoo York?

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    Bil
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate to sound judgmental but that kid needs to go to fat camp this summer.

  20. Cam

    When will you people leave this woman alone? I mean now pregnant women are following her around claiming to be carrying Arnold’s kid.

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    fapappy
    Commented on this photo:

    Head for tha choppah…not you fatty

  22. CC

    Hell, Arnold married into the Kennedy clan, a family of serial cheaters. If cheating were the worst thing they did, no big deal. It goes way deeper and so nasty that Arnold looks like a saint in that family.
    Anyways, move on people. A child was birthed. Who cares. He will be well taken care of or better be…all those kids are self entitled.

    p.s. keep ur fat azz outta Maria’s business and you too Rosie, both of you can control your right hand that spoons masses amounts of food to your big mouths that makes you two grow into BIG FAT PIGS.

    CC

  23. When reached for comment, Ms. Baena replied, “No, no. Meester Terminator no here.”

  24. CC

    p.s. referring to Oprah and Rosie being the two out of control fat azz annoying azz kissers

    p.p.s. lil Christopher should be happy he doesn’t look like Arnold, although shivers at Maria looking like her mommy

    seriously WHO CARES? not me

  25. Betty

    Arnold is trash and needs to be sitting out at the curb with the rest of the garbage for pick up. Arnold was a PIG on the old “Green Acres show”. I now call hi “Pig Schwersenegger”.

  26. WTF?

    Why the heck did they let that kid get so fat!!! That is so unhealthy! Then again Arnold is too busy playing governer and Maria is just a clueless ninny.

  27. Marc

    I didn’t know zoo keepers started tagging their animals with t-shirts. Very clever

  28. Ryan the Canadian

    This has to be one of the better threads I have read. All the posts are damn funny. Thanks for the laughs. Fatty Ding-Dongs – LMAO

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    Disappointed
    Commented on this photo:

    Shame on you guys.. how old is this kid, like 14? Sure he may be big, but I was the same size at his age and I hated myself because of people like you. When you’re this age you get enough crap from other kids as it is, let alone adults (?) on the internet.

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    Travis
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet Arnold must be disgusted that his son is so fat & gross since he was such a paragon of physical fitness.
    That fatty needs gastro!

  31. HAIrony

    It’s like his movie Twins. Cept this poor bastard isn’t 5′ nothing bald and as slim as Danny Devito was. Shame, he got blessed with all the bad properties of Arnold and the other kid got everything…

    I NEEDZAH MOAR CAKES NOWZ!!!

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do Christina. AND I would be back.

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    holymoly
    Commented on this photo:

    zira and cornelius are on a break

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    KATHY
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, this young man could possibly start making $$$$$$$millions almost immediately if he was hired to be a spokesperson for WEIGHT WATCHERS or NUTRA-SYSTEM. He could be a role model for other kids with weight issues.

    I hope he gets it together and I wish him all the best!

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    max
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe you guys should take the stairs..

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    Jean
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to see what the love child boy looks like….

  37. Lain

    That kid would be really hot if he weren’t fat. Just sayin’.

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    dahlia
    Commented on this photo:

    How is is possible for Christopher to be so overweight?

  39. Aimee

    Wow is that kid ever big!!!! Hope he can lose some weight so he won’t be rediculed at school or wherever he goes

  40. tonia

    With Arnold as a Bodybuilder and Maria very thin, how do they let their kid turnout to be this huge blimp? HE is at least 80lbs overweight. He looks terrible. No wonder he couldn’t stay on that surfboard, he is too fat..

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