Maria Shriver Leaked The News of Arnold’s Love Child

Presumably because he pulled shit like, I dunno, taking his secret love child on family vacations, Maria Shriver originally planned to hold a press conference announcing Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair with the maid, according to TMZ:

TMZ has new information from sources connected to Maria. We’re told when Maria found out that Arnold was the father of Mildred Patty Baena’s son, she was “hysterical” and wanted to hold a news conference blowing the lid off the scandal.
We’re told Maria’s friends talked her off a ledge and a plan was eventually hatched to leak the details to the L.A. Times and TMZ.
And we have new information about when Maria found out about the baby. Now we’re told Maria learned about Arnold’s love child in late April or very early May.

Of course, this was the smart move because when you look like freaking Skeletor, giving press conferences is never a good idea. Maria Shriver could reveal Arnold is the end-product of Nazi engineering, programmed to infiltrate our government, and all anyone would hear is something about wanting to hunt us for sport using her alien cloaking device. In fact, I’m 90% positive that’s the message she’s beaming into my head right now via these photos. No, I will not go with you to a game planet with Adrien Brody!

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