Good Morning, Maria Menounos Wrestling WWE Divas In Hot Pants, And Other News

August 20th, 2013 // 23 Comments

- Dick Van Dyke crashed his Jaguar, bursting it into flames, and walked the fuck away. In the end, there will only be him. Or still Heather Graham. [Dlisted]

- Did Gwyneth Paltrow get to hang with Kid President? I rest my case. [Lainey Gossip]

- There is nothing more satisfying in the world then watching a douchebag driver wreck his shit. Nothing. [theCHIVE]

- Brody Jenner ain’t got time for his jailbail half-sisters. [tooFab]

- Josh Hutcherson is your new Tom Cruise. (For shortness, not gay alien Jesus-ness.) [BuzzFeed]

- In case you needed more proof Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millipied are a lesbian couple. [Popoholic]

- Julianne Hough needs to start walking backwards. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sarah Hyland bikini photos? (Don’t worry she’s 20) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vince and some of the Uproxx crew went to Gathering of The Juggalos. Here are photograph images of their tale. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Too much pants.

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
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    Good God!
    Those are such beautiful tight butt cheeks you could fit a $1 coin between them and it wouldn’t budge. That’s a very ,very good thing.

    • catapostrophe

      I beg to differ. Since when is cottage cheese “tight”? I think you mean that they’re tightly packed. She only wears strong, constricting clothing that can reign in all that is going on in there.

  3. Hot pants would end at the top of the thigh.

  4. mmm… I dunno… You sound very convincing, but I would still like to try and see for myself.

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
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    Talk about having to up the ante for the attention whoring….she’ll be doing porn in 18 months at this rate

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
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    I guarantee she wouldnt have done this if she had to wear baggy pants

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
    Cock Dr
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    I just don’t understand why fundamentalist Islamic countries won’t embrace western culture.
    Look at what they’re missing out on.

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
    catapostrophe
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    Clownin’!

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
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    “After we snap this bottle-made crimson stain in half, we can totally go to Barney’s! They’ve got a 15% sale on Manolo Blahniks!”

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    Spice
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    Those aren’t hot pants. Hot pants are short shorts.

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
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    Maria Menounos — you have a headlock on my weiner.

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
    TheGhost
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    I’d feed her a huge plate of beans and have her sit on my face after

  13. Dirty Travolta

    I wanna crazy glue my tongue in her anus.

  14. Maria Menounos Butt Spandex Pants E! Total Divas At Take-Over SummerSlam
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    Holy shit, that’s beautiful.

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