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The Superficial / August 20, 2013

- Dick Van Dyke crashed his Jaguar, bursting it into flames, and walked the fuck away. In the end, there will only be him. Or still Heather Graham. [Dlisted]

- Did Gwyneth Paltrow get to hang with Kid President? I rest my case. [Lainey Gossip]

- There is nothing more satisfying in the world then watching a douchebag driver wreck his shit. Nothing. [theCHIVE]

- Brody Jenner ain’t got time for his jailbail half-sisters. [tooFab]

- Josh Hutcherson is your new Tom Cruise. (For shortness, not gay alien Jesus-ness.) [BuzzFeed]

- In case you needed more proof Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millipied are a lesbian couple. [Popoholic]

- Julianne Hough needs to start walking backwards. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sarah Hyland bikini photos? (Don’t worry she’s 20) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vince and some of the Uproxx crew went to Gathering of The Juggalos. Here are photograph images of their tale. [FilmDrunk]

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