Maria Menounos in a Bikini (How Unusual) and Other News

January 3rd, 2011 // 66 Comments

- Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock probably ‘shmushed’ on New Year’s. [Popeater]

- Kid Rock escapes beachfront methadone clinic. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Aniston and Adrian Brody are dating. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cindy Crawford, also, in a bikini. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christina Aguilera ingeniously smuggles hamburger buns. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- JWoww is a classy lady. [IDLYITW]

- Cleveland Browns fire head coach Eric Mangini, but their quarterback isn’t a rapist, so I’ll shut up now. [Bleacher Report]

- Michael Lohan continues milking his cash cow. [EvilBeetGossip]

- Fergie and Josh Duhamel on a yacht in St. Barts. [Just Jared]

- The 40 Funniest Celebrity Candids of 2010 [Buzzfeed]

- Alessandra Ambrosio gets all wet. [Popaholic]

- Top Heavy Model Gallery [theCHIVE]

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  1. M

    You missed the vag pics of her, Fish…

  2. Maria Menounos Bikini
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    I remember her looking nearly flawless like 7 or 8 years ago. Then again, this is probably the most skin this greek dork has ever shown, so how would anyone really know the truth?

  3. SATAN

    I remember her looking nearly flawless like 7 or 8 years ago. Then again, this is probably the most skin this greek dork has ever shown, so how would anyone really know the truth?

  4. pissed

    I am pretty sure that the link to drunkenstepfather just set off all kinds of spam and virus warnings on my computer.

  5. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    gorgeous…real boobs of a real woman’s body. Refreshing!

  6. eo

    Her boobs are saggy :(.

  7. Hugh Gentry

    anybody got some butter and Aunt Jemima’s??

  8. CptCreep

    it’s like her upper body got squeezed sending everything into her thighs…

  9. Rough of virtue

    How come I’m freezing my balls off post blizzard, while everyone is tap dancing on the beach for the paps…

  10. See Alice

    She is having so much trouble with that bikini ……why bother ?

  11. Tommy Z

    If you look closely @ 1 of the pictures you’ll notice that you can see her bikini is NOT covering her Clit!

  12. Maria Menounos Bikini
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  13. Casey

    Adrien!! WTF and WHY?

  14. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I would do everything to her.

  15. Maria Menounos Bikini
    fish merkin
    Commented on this photo:

    Stephanie Seymour’s son sees these pics she may just lose him.

  16. GravyLeg

    Wow…No idea who this is but she is packing some Souvlaki in the old saddle bags…

    • Jen

      What are you talking about? What do you people expect. Do you want everyone to look like Tara Reid. Check out her thighs, you’ll be happy to rinse the sight away with these.

  17. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at you morons — critiquing a woman WAY hotter than any you’ve ever really seen in real life, much less banged.

    • Mortimer Duke

      Shut up. Is Maria not a part of “real life”? Is she a hologram? You sound stupid as hell, motherfucker.

  18. Minerva Smelibut

    Maria Menudo, damn, she’s definitely a lesbo cream dream

  19. Maria Menounos Bikini
    elliott spitzer
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit. Hard!

  20. wangmichelle

    do u like Maria Menounos? The bikini is really very different, very grab an eye

  21. Ancient Greek

    She puts the TITS in pastitso.

  22. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Greeks invented Homosexuality, Men from Vermont perfected it.
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice hips, She-Beast

  23. That Bastard Tony

    I guess she decided to finish the job that Michael Chiklis started at The Spike VGA’s last month. Thank you Ms. Menounos for sharing. Now if only we could get a porno out of you. I’d take a Skinamax film or show if that is all that you’re willing to do.

  24. wim

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha: ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN’T A P*EDOPHILE?

  25. Y’all know you can find actual pictures of vaginas on the internet, right?

  26. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s the bitch from that Channel One shit that played in homeroom!

  27. Maria Menounos Bikini
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    Kinda looks like deflated Audrina Patridge.

  28. Galtacticus

    *Covered with battle wounds and eyepatched* That’s quite right, i need a vacation. *Switches eyepatch to other eye*

  29. Rough of virtue

    Damn, baby-girl needs a modest size implants. I’m pretty sure she cleans up well because I think Ive heard her name before…

  30. Mortimer Duke

    Se obviously used the sand on the beach to fill the socks attached to her chest shes calling breasts.

  31. Maria Menounos Bikini
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    Cum on her tits or in her mouth? Tough question. I’ll just come in her ass and not worry about it.

  32. bimbamboing

    Were these pictures taken in Greeche or something?

    • Rhialto

      I can’t always watch ALL the numbers because that’s pretty exhausting. Any other matching numbers is just a coincidence. As a matter of fact i clicked already many tabs away.

  33. Maria Menounos Bikini
    i like maria menounos cunt lips
    Commented on this photo:

    why didn’t you guys post the photos of maria menounos showing her cunt lips on the beach? she has nice cunt lips!

  34. McFeely Smackup

    I don’t know who Maria Menopausal is, but she’s got some saggy titties and lips that look like they’re down about 10psi.

  35. Maria Menounos Bikini
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    lmao holy crap we’ve become jaded. She’s a natural girl. No fake tits and I for one think she’s gorgeous. Big deal she has a flat chest. She has nice legs and a nice booty, she isn’t fat, and she’s proportioned. She’s also pretty. No, she’s not perfect, but she is good looking. Sheesh people get a grip on something other than your penises lmao

  36. Flat tummy, nice hips, great smile, nice ass … I like her!!! She doesn’t have big round fake tits. I personally like the small breasted girl on account of normally a woman who has big breasts has other large proportions too. At least she isn’t Coco. Thank god she isn’t that deformed.

  37. datroof

    Dunno who she is, but she’s looks pretty good. Especially if she’s over 30. Nice birthing hips there.

    If she’s well under 30 though, she’s in big trouble. Gravity is gonna curbstomp her.

  38. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not flat chested either. I guess it’s either double D’s or nothing.

  39. Maria Menounos Bikini
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    Where is the roast beef close up? Disappointed.

  40. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got some mini pancakes!

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