Maria Menounos in a Bikini

May 2nd, 2011 // 50 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Welcome to the first-ever Photo Boy (nickname not endorsed by me) solo post. In light of the serious, yet celebratory news of Osama Bin Laden‘s death, I chose to start things off with the above photos of Maria Menounos featuring not one, but TWO different bikini sets. Maybe its because I know how to win hearts and minds, or maybe its because after I selected the first set, I found another one featuring her drinking out of a Bucket ‘O’ Booze. Either way you benefit with double titty goodness. Look forward to phrases like that and a stark absence of Star Wars referenced penis jokes. It might be a long week.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.


  1. fir's


  2. I hated you before I even knew you, you never stood a chance.

  3. Tommy

    The photos have a stark absence of labia.

  4. Lala

    Don’t listen to them Photo Boy and good luck!
    You have some pretty big tighty whities… erm shoes to fill

  5. Cock Dr

    Welcome Photo Boy.
    I’m in a damn good mood this morning & am prepared to be kind to you. Don’t fuck this up.

  6. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    BFA – build for anal

  7. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that so hard.

  8. JesusChristWeKilledOsama

    All hail Photo Boy!!!

  9. Good luck Photo Boy!

  10. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Big Balls
    Commented on this photo:

    ALL NATURAL!!! I’d take this babe over anyone else, no matter what. Nice little saggy boobies, an ASS to die for! Even Roseanne Barr I’d dump…

  11. Lara

    I already have a crush on photo boy!

  12. the captain


  13. Check out the clips of ammo on the side of her bikini. Must be the new Bond chick, Ocotoflappy.

  14. BigJim

    I suddenly have a craving for pancakes.

  15. Neen

    Society has gotten so used to seeing giant, fake, silicon tits that are unnaturally perky for their size, that you have forgotten what a set of real breasts look like.

  16. I assume she’s heading to the International House of Flapjacks for breakfast.

  17. meat


  18. The Everlasting Know-it-all


  19. This is very confusing to my penis. It’s like when you go to Taco Bell, and you love taco bell, but for some reason everything on the menu just seems gross at the moment…but you power through it, order some stuff, and it’s delicious.

    These photos are like that. I know I like skinny chicks in bikinis, but for some reason this chick seems unappealing to me. and yet I know, that I could probably get a bone going for her if the chips were down.

  20. JOSH

    ah, real breast…refreshing, im so sick of seeing plastic stupid boobs on women…like really get some self esteem you fake whores…real boobs ftw.

  21. Good luck this week, PB. Remember: cameltoe good, mooseknuckle bad. Wookie wallet = DO NOT WANT!

    Keep this in mind, and we’ll get along just fine.

  22. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    those are some tired looking titties…. wah waaah…. best bust out da syrup for dem flapjacks….

  23. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damnit, which one goes wee wee all the way home?!?”

  24. Marsellus Wallace

    I’m willing to make some special glue and inject her with it quite vigorously

  25. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice waist to hip ratio

  26. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Now, let’s hang the labia out like last time and …

    What? The pappers are already shooting? No need then.

  27. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That dude is either 13 or 60.

  28. Nothing wrong with this. Contrary to what the your inner 14-year-old is telling you, breasts are not supposed to have the same cleavage below the nipple as they do above.

  29. That’s good news indeed, Dickhead.

  30. 792-BRACKEN HALL

    She looks great in a bikini, amazing body, great ass.

  31. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    certainly something to think about while gettin’ it on with your wife or girlfriend. If you don’t have either of those, then it’s certainly something to use when you take matters into your own hands. And of course this is food for the sex offenders that are growing in leaps and bounds, check your local listings of sex offenders in your area, you’ll be shocked. Amazing how we’ve gone from a time when women had morals to a time when they have non, well most have non. Modesty and morality go hand in hand, really can’t have one without the other you know. NOW, let’s hear it from the smart ass bullies who always have something stupid to say.

  32. herkimer fudpucker

    Never heard of her.

  33. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t “menounos” latin for “spank me”?

  34. DAN


  35. Beth

    She looks good. I’ve been hearing a lot about her, since her new book has come out. I bought it for my daughter, but I’ve been reading it, too. There’s some great workout tips and recipes.

    • Kimmy

      I’ve been hearing about her book too, and saw that it’s a best-seller. I’m going to have to pick it up, and it’s good knowing that there’s tips that my daughter can use, too!

  36. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    wooh, nice back side!

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