To make up for forcing your eyes to give Kim Kardashian‘s pregnant gunt a 3D ultrasound, here’s Maria Menounos crammed into tight leather pants yesterday. Also, I don’t really say this enough, but her butt is literally the most consistently awesome ass in all of Hollywood. Not once have I looked at it and thought anyone but Zeus himself molded it out of delicious sexual granite before firing a lightning bolt into it. In fact, legend has it, Maria Menounos’ ass once made the mighty Hercules ask, “So if you’re only a half-sister, it doesn’t count as incest, right? Not that it matters, I just want to know what I’m doing here.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
And unlike said golden-shower enthusiast, a thousand cattle were not killed to make her pants…
You’re not a Mud Shark are ya???
Your Del Monte ad on the upper right is ANNOYING AS SHIT.
Tis why I love Mozilla.
Even straight girls gotta shout.
Viewing the ass of Maria Menounos almost makes up for having to skip past the “Week In Playmate Instagrams” ad–err, article.
that’s a hot ass.
unlike Kim’s.
Whoever is having sex with her probably has to have his smile surgically removed.
“Not bad, but can you make it clap?”
oh hell yeah
“I’m gunna put ma hand up yo ass DIS FAR!”
I see thong panty lines… YUMMY.
That ass can make explosive diarrhea look beautiful.
Waist up, she is stunning. Waidt down, she has stumpy legs and cankles.
My last remaining celebrity crush. She has never had a bad celebrity moment. Hell, even when she was photographed on the beach a couple of years ago with her bush exposed she was still flawless.
That wasn’t bush.
shwing bata bata shwing!
I’ve seen this porno before. Hair pulling? Check? Blow Job? Check. Black guy? Check. Yep,
Sorry guys, I think those pants make her ass look kinda Kardashian. I know it’s not, but it looks big.
“So remind me again what show you’re on?”
“I’ll tell you if you let me bury my face in dat ass!”
Black Santa knows you’ve been naughty!
“Okay, you can have me.”
“YES!”
I’d like to motorboat her ass and tongue bang her anus. I might even let her pee on my foot.
The perfect solution for blizzard cleanup. That will melt through anything, including me.
I bet her farts smell like ambrosia and snickerdoodles.
Down there on the right looks like a fan is about to take a feel of that smooth, soft leather (Corinthian leather? ;-)) I understand, completely! Who wouldn’t want to touch that?
ManOhMan, that is fine!! Beeyoutiful booty, one of The Very Best I’ve seen!
C’mon Extra! PLEEZE! U gotta give us guys a at least a shot or 2 of Maria’s backside (per show!), you owe it to us for putting up w/Mario!
how many times has she taken it up the pooper?