Maria Menounos Wore Leather Pants. Yes.

February 8th, 2013 // 28 Comments

To make up for forcing your eyes to give Kim Kardashian‘s pregnant gunt a 3D ultrasound, here’s Maria Menounos crammed into tight leather pants yesterday. Also, I don’t really say this enough, but her butt is literally the most consistently awesome ass in all of Hollywood. Not once have I looked at it and thought anyone but Zeus himself molded it out of delicious sexual granite before firing a lightning bolt into it. In fact, legend has it, Maria Menounos’ ass once made the mighty Hercules ask, “So if you’re only a half-sister, it doesn’t count as incest, right? Not that it matters, I just want to know what I’m doing here.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. And unlike said golden-shower enthusiast, a thousand cattle were not killed to make her pants…

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re not a Mud Shark are ya???

  3. Juan Mario

    Your Del Monte ad on the upper right is ANNOYING AS SHIT.

  4. Even straight girls gotta shout.

  5. Confusus

    Viewing the ass of Maria Menounos almost makes up for having to skip past the “Week In Playmate Instagrams” ad–err, article.

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s a hot ass.

    unlike Kim’s.

  7. Whoever is having sex with her probably has to have his smile surgically removed.

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “Not bad, but can you make it clap?”

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    oh hell yeah

  10. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m gunna put ma hand up yo ass DIS FAR!”

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    bigbadvoodoodaddy
    Commented on this photo:

    I see thong panty lines… YUMMY.

  12. Gary Grant

    That ass can make explosive diarrhea look beautiful.

  13. PunkA

    Waist up, she is stunning. Waidt down, she has stumpy legs and cankles.

  14. That Bastard Tony

    My last remaining celebrity crush. She has never had a bad celebrity moment. Hell, even when she was photographed on the beach a couple of years ago with her bush exposed she was still flawless.

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    snoop
    Commented on this photo:

    shwing bata bata shwing!

  16. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen this porno before. Hair pulling? Check? Blow Job? Check. Black guy? Check. Yep,

  17. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry guys, I think those pants make her ass look kinda Kardashian. I know it’s not, but it looks big.

  18. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “So remind me again what show you’re on?”
    “I’ll tell you if you let me bury my face in dat ass!”

  19. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Black Santa knows you’ve been naughty!

  20. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, you can have me.”
    “YES!”

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    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to motorboat her ass and tongue bang her anus. I might even let her pee on my foot.

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Julianne Hough
    Snowbank
    Commented on this photo:

    The perfect solution for blizzard cleanup. That will melt through anything, including me.

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    Brian
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet her farts smell like ambrosia and snickerdoodles.

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants Rocky Carroll
    Len_ounos
    Commented on this photo:

    Down there on the right looks like a fan is about to take a feel of that smooth, soft leather (Corinthian leather? ;-)) I understand, completely! Who wouldn’t want to touch that?

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Len_ounos
    Commented on this photo:

    ManOhMan, that is fine!! Beeyoutiful booty, one of The Very Best I’ve seen!

    C’mon Extra! PLEEZE! U gotta give us guys a at least a shot or 2 of Maria’s backside (per show!), you owe it to us for putting up w/Mario!

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    not somuch into anal
    Commented on this photo:

    how many times has she taken it up the pooper?

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