Maria Menounos Wore Leather Pants. Yes.
To make up for forcing your eyes to give Kim Kardashian‘s pregnant gunt a 3D ultrasound, here’s Maria Menounos crammed into tight leather pants yesterday. Also, I don’t really say this enough, but her butt is literally the most consistently awesome ass in all of Hollywood. Not once have I looked at it and thought anyone but Zeus himself molded it out of delicious sexual granite before firing a lightning bolt into it. In fact, legend has it, Maria Menounos’ ass once made the mighty Hercules ask, “So if you’re only a half-sister, it doesn’t count as incest, right? Not that it matters, I just want to know what I’m doing here.”