Alright, folks, I’m going to shoot it to you straight. It’s not only Friday, but the Friday after New Year’s and half the east coast is buried in snow. So there’s really not a whole lot happening while the entertainment world squeezes the last few delicious drops of lethargy out of the holidays. Case in point, here’s Maria Menounos on vacation while generously using her ass to give me one more post that’ll keep me in clicks to remain pantsless and free like the day I came into the world. So here’s that, and stick around for The Crap We Missed which Photo Boy somehow scraped together. He’s a powerful conjurer of erections. *rereads* Nope, that’s right.