It’s Maria Menounos’ Butt In A Bikini

January 3rd, 2014 // 23 Comments

Alright, folks, I’m going to shoot it to you straight. It’s not only Friday, but the Friday after New Year’s and half the east coast is buried in snow. So there’s really not a whole lot happening while the entertainment world squeezes the last few delicious drops of lethargy out of the holidays. Case in point, here’s Maria Menounos on vacation while generously using her ass to give me one more post that’ll keep me in clicks to remain pantsless and free like the day I came into the world. So here’s that, and stick around for The Crap We Missed which Photo Boy somehow scraped together. He’s a powerful conjurer of erections. *rereads* Nope, that’s right.

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  1. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    For those on the east coast, we thank you for sharing Maria’s warm ass.

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    Why doesn’t she help her fellow Greeks by charging say $1 a view for her ass for example in this pic but buck naked ? Greece’s debt problems could be solved in a couple of months.

  3. j-money

    Those hips are incapable of dishonesty.

  4. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    The Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

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    Tom
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    That’s pretty damn perfect.

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    cue angelic choir.

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    “At that moment, Dottie realized the futility of it all. She strode off the balcony, fitness magazines still in hand, and walked into the sea.”

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    This picture proves that she’s not using industrial strength Spanx under those dresses.

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    I’d love to ring in the New Year with her.

  10. crb

    The hips aren’t bad either.

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    She maybe dumb as dirt; but my God she is Spectacular

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    I just to use her awesome butt as a pillow.

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
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    Thank you for this belated Christmas present.

  14. Johnny Barbells

    …i’m sorry, i gotta say it; this is really just Maria Menounos In A Bikini …which is fine, but, i want some shots like seacrest’s chick in the white bikini. (or coco…mmmmm, coco)

  15. It’s difficult to enjoy the total beauty of Maria’s ass with her wearing a black bikini. Get that thing off of her…RIGHT NOW!

  16. tom

    I like her cute small breasts.

  17. Dave the Creep

    She has a nicer body than my 15 year old girlfriend.

  18. Robb7

    Aaah, she truly is the anti-Kardashian!

  19. Frankie Gonzalaz-Rivera

    It’s a fine ass… nuff said.

  20. Maria Menounos Butt Bikini Cabo
    Urbanspaceman
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    Note to Kim Kartrashian: please show this photo to your surgeon. This is what it’s supposed to look like.

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    Bill
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    Maria can stick her ass in my face and fart anytime!

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