Yes, Hugh Jackman, Punching Maria Menounos Is Exactly How Straight Men React To Her Ass

September 13th, 2013 // 17 Comments

Here’s Hugh Jackman visiting the set of Extra yesterday where Maria Menounos‘ ass looked fantastic which is literally all you need to know here. In fact, I’m not even going to bother making some sort of quip about how consistently fantastic said ass is because I’ll just say something stupid like “you can set your watch to it” which would make no fucking sense in practice. Not a lick.

“Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?”
“Why yes, it’s Maria Menounos’ ass looks awesome o’clock.”
“That’s every hour of every day. That doesn’t help me.”
“Ha! I suppose it doesn’t. Well, look at the time, I should be off.”
“But how do you… That doesn’t…”
“Toot-a-loo!”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. cc

    Lemme show you what Mel Gibson taught me.

  2. Maria Menounous Butt Hugh Jackman
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    HUGH: “POW! Right in the…where I, as a straight man, believe that your vagina is located.”
    MARIA: “Oh, Hugh, since I truly believe that you are straight, I think I just came!”

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    Juch
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    Someone is unclear on the concept of “donkey punch”.

  4. Menounos…she’s Greek right? Well, you know what that means: She likes it right in the SOUVLAKI!

  5. So basically if you become a famous actor you have carte blanche to come on her show and touch her in various ways? I really need to go to Hollywood and try out to be an actor.

  6. caley

    She does this all the time. It’s to show how tight her stomach is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6T63M1XiDg

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    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    Bill Hader with an afro is blown away.

  8. Chris Brown

    Not fair. When I punch a chick with a great ass, all hell breaks loose.

  9. Maria Menounous Butt Hugh Jackman
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    “Besties!!!”

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time Kim Kardashian has to look at that ass God stops a tsunami, saves a village from plague, and makes Chris Brown punch Rihanna.

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    The Pope
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    Even Hugh Jackman would hit that.

  12. Maria Menounous Butt Hugh Jackman
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    Not the fisting she expected.

  13. Maria Menounous Butt Hugh Jackman
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    “Right there. There’s where I want to put a baby.”

  14. Robb7

    Best butt in the biz!

  15. Pikacu

    Oh the amount of cum that I would shoot into her…

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